Disclaimer: I give up! If any of you think that we own anthing but the stuff I listed earlier (plot, original charaters, ect.) than you need to be taught a valuble (but not really) leason! (cracks nuckles)

-Ring Ring-

Everyone gets back to normal. (Miroku is very happy)

Cari: Kagome, can I barrow your cell-phone?

Kagome: Sure, but I don't know if you can call anyone in different eras.

Rein: Cari, what are you planning...

Cari: Just come.

Rein and Cari leave Kagome. They go to somewhere, where Sessy and Naraku are fighting about something.

Cari: (picks a ring tone on Kagome's phone) This is going to be funny.

Ding-Dong

Everyone except Cari and Rein stops

Sessy: (in Jaken's voice) Lord Sesshoumaru! (looks down) I'm Lord Sesshoumaru! I'm gorgeous!

Jaken: (in Sessy's voice) Shut up Jaken.... This sucks.

Naraku: (in Kagura's voice) Cool I control Naraku (evil grin)

Kagura (mystierously alive): (in Karaku's voice) Shit.

Kanna: (Rin's voice) Ooo.... I got a pretty mirror. (drops mirror)(mirroi breaks) ooops.

Rin: (Kanna voice) You WHAT?!?!?! Now I can't kill Naraku and everyone else... oops did I say that out loud?
(again?)

Cari: Ok let try this....

Barbie Song (ring tone) (everyone changes back to their own bodies but.....

Naraku: You, like, totally need to, like, stop, like, it.

Cari and Rein: O.O O.O wow....

Rin: This is totally funny Lord Sessy!

Suddenly Koga shows up.

Koga: I, like, soo totally, like, was, like, running from, like Ayame.
Ginta and Hikkaku: Koga, she's, like, totally, coming this way, like, fast, like.

Ayame: (running up) Koga! You, like, totally, like, promised to, like, you know, marry me, totally, like.

Koga: (starts running) Dudette. I, like, totally, like, am in love with, like, Kagome.

Ginta and Hikkaku: Koga, like, totally wait up.

Cari: (mocking tone) Ok, that's, like, enough. (hehe)

Rein: (mocking tone) Ya, let's, like, totally, fix this. (hehe)

Cari turns off the phone. Everyone is back to normal.

((hehehehe the one ring (tone) to rule them all))

That was, like totally wicked!

Cari totally loves The Lord of the Rings so she added the last line.