Where witches and wizards learns all sorts of spells
On their magic wands so they can become expert wizards.
They are sorted into houses and have wonderful professors,
Who assign them lots of homework, even if the next day holds a game of Quidditch.
And everyone loves the gamekeeper, Hagrid.
"I shouldn't have told you that," is a favorite phrase of Hagrid,
And he has now become a professor.
But he can't teach any spells,
Because Hagrid was once expelled from Hogwarts, meaning he's not a real wizard.
He has a soft spot in his heart for all Muggles.
His house is next to the pitch of Quidditch.
Harry Potter's favorite sport is Quidditch,
His favorite professor is Hagrid,
And his least favorite is Snape, the potions professor,
Who, unlike Hagrid, detests all Muggles.
Harry's parents were killed using "Avada Kedevra," which is the worst of all spells,
By Voldemort, who is the Most Evil Wizard.
Albus Dumbledore is one of the all time greatest wizards
And he always enjoys a good game of Quidditch.
Of course he enjoys the company of all Muggles,
And impresses them all with the most fascinating spells.
When problems arise, he always sides with Hagrid,
He is now Headmaster of Hogwarts, but was once a professor.
Harry's best friend, Ron Weasley, doesn't like too many professors.
His dad is overly obsessed with Muggles.
Ron loves skipping class, just to visit Hagrid,
But he's not the best Keeper when it comes to playing Quidditch.
"Weasley is our King" is sung jokingly by the all the rivals, Slytherin wizards,
And he's not too great with many spells.
Hermione Granger can easily learn all the best spells,
And she impresses all of the wizards.
She can't fly on a broom very well, but she loves to watch a game of Quidditch.
She doesn't approve of skipping class, but will do it anyway, just to see Hagrid,
She is respected by all of her professors,
Except for Snape since she was raised by Muggles.
Now that you've learned all about Hagrid,
And the spells taught by the Hogwarts' professors,
Would you like to play a game of Quidditch?