The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy

by Duchess of Inkling

The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.

12. Chapter 12: When First Drafts Attack

(A/N: When researching earlier drafts of Peter Pan, the author laughed loudly at the original closing scene, in which Hook turned into a sadistic master (pun entirely intended), scanning Kensington Gardens for Peter, because he wants to spank him, as he explains repeatedly and eagerly. It's exactly as dodgy as it sounds. Now, the mental image of Jason Isaacs!Hook in a professor's outfit, paired with Jason Isaacs!Lucius and Snape, who is also a sadistic master, morphed into this story somehow)

Chapter 12: When First Drafts Attack

Severus Snape was walking around Kensington Gardens for no particular reason, when he was approached by a man in an Edwardian professor's outfit, who was carrying a cane and had long black hair and very familiar-looking eyes.

"Pardon my intrusion, but hast thou by any chance seen an annoying little boy by the name of Peter Pan?" The man said, waving his cane lustfully. Snape raised his eyebrows and snorted.

"Lucius, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm not into role playing?" he said, and walked on.