The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy

by Duchess of Inkling

The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.

13. Chapter 13: Bad Hair Day Man

(A/N: Before viewing, take a look at this: (http:img. photobucket. com/ albums/v320/captain hand/ floris.jpg), especially at the man on the left, with the excessive spacing removed and an underscore between captain and hand, oh, and the necessary slashes after the http: thing, and you'll know what we are talking about)

Chapter 13: Bad Hair Day Man

Lucius Malfoy was randomly walking around a random town in Holland randomly, when he was suddenly startled by a picture of what he thought was him on the side of a bus stop. Of course, he didn't know what a bus stop was, or why there was a poster advertising something called "Floris" on it, or what the something called "Floris" was, so you can imagine his confusion. However, confusion was the least of his worries.

"Oh sweet Merlin," he exclaimed, "what have they done to my hair?"

And promptly fainted.