A Tragical Macbeth Parody

What if the Tragedy of Shakespeare's Macbeth took place in a modern day Connecticut High School? This is what this parody explores. It started out as a short skit my friend and I wrote for English class. Here I have expanded it into so much more. Sorry if anyone is at all offended. Also it helps to have read the original play. By the way, I do know that "tragical" is not a word, but if Shakespeare could make them up why not me?

Disclaimer: Shakespeare died in 1616, obviously I'm not him. Don't sue.

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." – William Shakespeare

Well except for the idiot part that's pretty much true. I was just having fun turning Scottish nobility into American Teachers. It doesn't mean anything.

Names have been changed to protect (mostly) innocent teachers.

CAST LIST (in order of appearance)

"Bitchy" Student Writer 1 – Witch 1

"Bitchy" Student Writer 2 – Witch 2

"Bitchy" Student Writer 3 – Witch 3

Mr. Rex (English Teacher) – Macbeth

Mr. Notluf (History Teacher) – Banquo

Dr. Digs (Principal) – King Duncan

Dr. K (English Teacher) – Macduff

Melinda (Vice Principal) – Lady Macbeth

Secretary 1 – Donalbain

Secretary 2 - Malcom