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"Are you sure this is a good idea," Odion asks Marik as the approach the Kaiba Corp. building.
"Of course it is you fool," he replies, "with my excellent leadership skills and your um…well, whatever you're good at, we're sure to get the job."
"I just hope Kaiba doesn't hold a grudge from the whole Battle City Tournament thing," says Odion eyeing the large skyscraper.
"Like he actually looks at his employees," said Marik with a sniff as he walked through the doors. "Excuse me," he says to the receptionist, "we're here to apply for a job."
"Fine," she replies, "third floor first door on your right." Marik nods and begins to walk up the stairs.
"Master," says Odion, "we could take the elevator."
"No," says Marik sternly, "you know those things make me nauseous."
"Oh yes, please don't remind me," says Odion thinking back to his bad experience with Marik in an elevator. 'He ruined my best robe,' thinks Odion to himself.
A few minutes later…
"Whew, what a climb," says Marik catching his breath, "but definitely better than an elevator." The two approach the first door on the right. On it is a sign that reads "Job Interviews".
"Welcome gentlemen," says a somewhat rotund redhead sitting behind a desk, "You must be the guys Mary called about."
"Yes, that would be us, when do we start," asks Marik.
"Well aren't you full of spunk," says the redhead chuckling, "you need to be interviewed first. Now could I please see your résumés?"
"Uh…Odion, please tell me you know what a résumé is," stammers Marik.
"Yes," says Odion handing the woman the said papers.
"Very interesting," says the lady looking over the papers, "we've never had anyone working for us that has tried to enslave the world. Oh, and this 'having mind slaves' sounds interesting. Have you had any previous work experience Mr.Ishtar?"
"Um…yes. I've um…had many transactions dealing with precious items," Marik replies.
"Oh, well that's very interesting, but here at Kaiba Corp. we're really looking for people who are good with computers," says the woman.
"Oh, yes, well…I grew up around computers," says Marik as he struggles to come up with a plan.
"I as well, know my way around computers," puts in Odion.
"Well, maybe you could give me a demonstration Mr…there doesn't seem to be a last name on here," says the redhead.
"Just call me Mr. Odion, madam," Odion says, "and I'd be happy to show you my skills." At this Odion gets up and walks over to a computer and proceeds to reorganize all of the files into half the space they were taking up.
"Wonderful Mr. Odion," says the redhead clapping her hands, "Now Mr. Ishtar, if you wouldn't mind."
"Oh yes," says Marik walking slowly over to the computer. He opens up a new Microsoft Word document and begins to type at a very slow pace. He types 'I am Marik' and turns back to the redhead. "Well there you go," he says beaming proudly.
"That's wonderful, Mr. Ishtar, but is that all you can do," asks the redhead.
"Oh yes, just let me close out of this," says Marik. He moves the mouse to click the little 'X' on the top of the screen, but for some reason, he is unsuccessful in closing the program. "Oh Ra, why me," he says as he continues to try to close the program. Suddenly, he becomes enraged and picks up the keyboard of the computer. He repeatedly thawaps the monitor with it and then sets it back down. "Alright you demonic machine," he says pulling out his Millennium Rod, "you will close this program, or I will send you to the shadow realm!"
"Excuse me Marik," interrupts Odion, "but the computer is simply frozen. All you do is hit Control, Alt, and Delete at the same time to fix it."
"What," exclaims Marik, "why didn't you tell me before?"
"Well, I think I've seen enough," says the redhead, "Mr. Odion, we'd be happy to give you a job, but Mr. Ishtar will have to look somewhere else for employment."
"Excuse me, Mrs. Neil. Could I speak to you for a moment," says Seto Kaiba coming through.
"Oh, I'm so glad you're here," says Mrs. Neil, "I'd like you to meet our new employee, Mr. Odion."
"I don't think so," says Kaiba looking at Marik and Odion, "nope definitely not. I'm sorry gentlemen, but I don't think I can employ you."
"Darn you Seto Kaiba, that's being prejudice," shouts Marik raising his Rod to strike. Before he can do anything though, security guards surround him and pull him out of the room.
The next thing Marik knew, he was laying on the sidewalk outside of the Kaiba Corp. building.
"Well, now what," says Odion.
"Never fear Odion, we can always be Ice Cream truck drivers," says Marik.
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