Disclaimer: whilst writing this, it was 11.29 on the 31st of December..so for everyone in 31 mins, HAPPY NEW YEAR....we do not own x-men or the song Clementine.

Xavier

Where's my wheelchair?

Where's my wheelchair?

Where's my wheelchair gone today?

I can't walk,

I am stuck

I guess I'll be stuck all day!

Scott

Where's my shade gone?

Where's my shade gone?

Where's my shade gone off today?

I will find them.

Eventually

Maybe I should call for Jean

Jean

Where's my hair dye?

Where's my hair dye?

Who has taken my hair dye?

I will find them,

I will kill them

Maybe Scott know who did it!

Kitty

Like like like like

Like like like like

Like like like like totally like

Like like like like

Like like like like

Like like like like like like like!?!?

Kurt

I'm ze fuzzy dude,

I'm ze fuzzy dude,

I'm ze fuzzy fuzzy dude,

Where is Kitty?

I shall find her

And confess my un-dying love!

Evan

I am stupid,

I am stupid

I am so very stupid!

I cannot think

Of a rhyme

Because I am so stupid! *gun shot heard, Evan dies*

Rogue

Ah got hair dye

Ah got hair dye

Ah got Jeans hair dye!

Ah will wash it

Down the drain

And then Jeanie will die!

Logan

*Snikt* *grr* sniff* *sniff*

*Snikt* *grr* *sniff* *sniff*

*Snikt* *grr* *sniff* *sniff* Sabertooth!

I know he's here,

I can smell him

Maybe I'll ask him out for tea!

Ororo

What's the weather?

What's the weather?

What's the weather like today?

It was rainy

I will change it

So its nice and sunny again!

Just a little fic we thought of whilst singing Clementine. We would like to alert you that in the story and song of Clementine the girl dies and the boy does nothing because the useless lad does NOTHING! Any way.....review...