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Right Minds, Wrong Bodies.... Or Something.

Chapter 5: Of Swords and Staffs

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Inuyasha was quite unsure as to what he was supposed to do.

"You're having trouble taking a leak?" He inquired, a few minutes later when Sango came to a halt.

"Not trouble, per say, but I'm just a bit... confused."

"Ickle Sango's never see a boy go pee pee?" Inuyasha sneered.

"Well, I'm just not sure as to what to do..." Sango triled off, starting to think that Shippo might have been the best option for this task.

"Whip it out, piss, shake it off, put it away," Inuyasha stated, as if it were the simplest thing in the world.

Sango blushed at the bluntness of his instructions, but this matter was pressing, and she now began to fumble with the robes. She decided that she didn't want to fully take them off, so she pulled up both layers from the bottom, and was confronted with what Miroku wore underneath; a pair of turqouise-ish short pants and some odd form of underwear. Better than nothing at all, she decided.

She stopped. As much as her and Miroku had fooled around last night, they had never gotten so far as to 'touch' eachother a lot. She had seen it before, but never really touched it that much. Well, it might've been inside of her for a bit, but never touched it with her hands.

Besides, once she got it out, what would she do?

Sango looked at Inuyasha, but somehow couldn't find it in herself to look him in the eyes. She instead stared down at his feet, but she couldn't help pausing for a second at sbout his waist when her eyes were scrolling down his body. "Help," she murmered, not very audibly. When Inuyasha just continued to look at her, she worked up her courage to look him in the face and ask him, you show me?"

If anyone else had asked Inuyasha this in any other situation, they'ed be up in demon heavon or down in the firey pits of demon hell by the time you've read this. But because it was one of Inuyasha's best friends, and because Kagome treatened to shatter the shards if he didn't listen to Sango, he decided to go along with it. "Okay," he said, uncertainly.

Sango nearly passed out for shock. She hadn't expected him to go along with it!

"It may be a bit odd for you, though," he continued. When Sango tilted her head to one side but remained looking at him, he went on. "You heard Kagome's reaction to seeing me, er, down there. (Episode 79 XD). You might respond the same way."

Sango mentally prepared herself. "Okay, I'm ready... go."

She watched as Inuyasha slowly untied his belt-like material around his waist, and dropped his pants slightly. Sango held her breath slightly before she saw it. Would it be like Miroku's? Would it be huge? Would it be- Uggh. She couldn't believe she was comparing the 'sword' of Inuyasha's to the 'staff' of Miroku.

He was watching her face as he took it out, and Sango had to will herfelf not to faint. Not that there was anything seriously gross about it, it's just... this felt odd. She tried to think about this situation as Miroku would have. Miroku and Inuyasha have taken baths together before, surely they would have seen eachother naked? Yes, that's it, Miroku wouldn't care. Sango tried to act that way.

Inuyasha almost looked as if he were about to fall backwards, for his eyes were still on Sango, yet he was still trying to concentrate on what he was doing. Usually this would be done near a tree, and he wasn't used to baring everything, especially not purposely for someone else. Sango almost looked as if she was about to either be sick or pass out, so Inuyasha decided to start a commentary so she had something else to concentrate on.

"See, it's really not that hard," he said, trying to make sure that Sango was listening, and not just mesmerized by what was further down on his body. "Up here, Sango. See, look, you just stand normally, and pull your pants down a little, and take it out," he said, trying to keep up with what he was doing. Of course, this wasn't hard, because he was doing everything at half speed for Sango's sake, as if trying to show a four year old how to tie a shoe. This really wasn't all Sango's fault.

He waited another minute or so till Sango finally finished her gaping. Seeing how long it was taking, and deciding that he wouldn't want to show this to her all over again if her memory span was less than five minutes, he decided, "How about we do this at the same time, Sango? You said you really had to go, and I wouldn't want you to have to wait any longer," That, and Inuyasha was starting to feel a little self concious, what with all the staring and all.

Sango did as she was told, mimicking Inuyasha's first moves. She pulled up the robes a bit and pulled the pants underneath down a little. At least with Inuyasha telling her what to do now, she wouldn't need to embarrass him by staring at him.

Inuyasha continued. "I'm not sure how much this is like when you females take a piss, but, well, just, go pee," he said, unable to describe exactly HOW he went pee. Fortunately for Sango, this had been a pressing issue since they had switched bodies, and she didn't have much of a problem with getting everythig out. It felt odd, though, standing up, not sitting down or squatting. There was a moment of silence, in which Inuyasha was glad he wasn't being stared at, and in which Sango was glad that she was relieving all the pressure from her bladder. After she had finished, she automatically started to look around for leaves to use.

Inuyasha finished up a few seconds later, even though had started before Sango, probably had a much larger bladder because of his inner Demon-ness. He looked over and realized what Sango was doing, and smiled slightly. "Boys don't wipe, they shake," he called over to her. She turned her head to look at hm again and saw him giving it a slight shake. It disturbed her a bit, but she did the same. Inuyasha was wondering how Sango could have seen a town of people slaughtered and so much blood and still be a bit taken aback by this.

Both glad that it was over, they pulled their pants back up. Sango sighed. That was more trouble than it was worth. Really, Miroku could probably get used to her bodily functions in a matter of seconds.

Both Sango and Inuyasha returned to the village in an awkward silence. When they got back, they found Shippo curled up in Kagome's lap, taking a nap. Miroku was sitting next to Kagome, and they were both silent. Kaede was still poring over the herbs.

"We're back!" Sango announced to the group, who looked thouroughly depressed. Come to think of it, Sango and Inuyasha had probably been gone a good half hour, though it seemed a lot longer because of the darkness of the rain clouds overhead. Kagome followed her gaze up to the sky and stated, "Maybe we better turn in," So they did, even though it was only about three pm.

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Well, that's about it! Being only fourteen and a virgin, didn't really want to go into a lot of... 'detail' there. Wondering how I got the story on how guy's pee? A-little-kagome-girl's little brother tells all

Look out for next chapter for a possibly pregnant Miroku :S

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