A/N: Another result of boredom and music, a parody of "Ironman" by Black Sabbath, called "Heiddeger". Here goes!
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 7 or "Ironman". I would be the luckiest dude in the world if I did.
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I AM HEIDDEGER!
Giant like a cow,
Often wipes his sweaty brow!
Gyaa ha, Gyaa ha ha
Head of Public Saftey for ShinRa!
He is balding and stout
Destructive thoughts he always touts!
Always obey him
Or you'll wind up just like Jim
A bad general
Army is under his control!
Taken down a peg
Now for mercy he must beg
Everyone hates him,
They just want him to die
He likes chicken
He prefers it to be fried
Now he shouts orders
All while beating up soldiers!
Vengence and Sister Ray
Really hates Rufus to this day!
He likes guns and
Firing without a plan
Somebody stop him,
He's like a bad Uncle Sam
Nice red collar
Wishes he were smaller
I am Heiddeger
Fear my girth and facial fur!
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A/N: If I didn't do all of the song, tell me in your review. I wonder how many parodies come from boredom.