Chapetr 2...o.....

Dissyclaimer: Hi. i do not own eion Colfer, Arty, Holly,........everybody

Execpt Christine Colfer

A/N: the only reason I used her name as Colfer is because I could not think of a last name I could use. I do not own the last name Colfer either so if that name is related in any way it is just mere coincidence. And yes, if this story happens then the Eternity code would change but whatever. Also note. In the last chapter I said that Christine read all the books, I meant that she only read the first 2 books and the beginning of the Eternity code.

Christine sat in her room. Her head was confused and was thinking about how to write her evil book report. Ah!

"Artemis Fowl is a cool book…"

She stopped typing. That sounded so stupid. She had everything done except the intro.

"This adventurous book describes a young boy the age of 13 named Artemis Fowl. He and his Butler went to the Artic to ..."

How could she forget to mention Holly?! She slapped her head.

"This adventurous book describes a young boy the age of 13 named Artemis Fowl. He and his friends, Butler and Holly went to the Artic to find the boy's father."

"You forgot Mulch." said a voice behind her. How could there be? She was home alone. Her mother went out to buy groceries and her father is still at work. He spun her around to face him in her chair. She looked at him with widened eyes. She did not know who he was. "How did you know these things about me?" he asked.

She stuttered. "Um…I…I…" she said. "W-Wh-who are you?" He pointed at the screen. And indeed he was Artemis Fowl II. She bit her lip.

"How?" he asked. She blinked at him.

"T-This was just homework." She said. Fowl looked at her. 2 min to go. He knew he could not get the answer out of her in that time. They stared at each other.

"Butler…" he said to his microphone chip. "Prepare for a guest." He grabbed her hand.

"You- you- can't do this." She said yanking her arm from his hands. Actually anyone could. He grabbed it just in time to take her to a whole 'nother world.

Fowl Manor...

Christine looked around. She couldn't be. But indeed she was in the Fowl manor lying in a bed. She shook her head.

"Hello." said Juliet. "You are awake. You must be that girl from the past."

Christine looked at her. "Let me guess. I'm in the Fowl manor. You're Juliet. This has to be some crazy dream."

Juliet looked at her. At first she wanted to grab her by the collar and demand an answer about how she knew her name. No one called her a "crazy dream". But Artemis warned her about that. She let out a smile. "Wait here. I'll go get Artemis."

Christine watched her go out the door. She wanted to get up but she'll probably get lost or caught by Spiro or something crazy like that. Something like that always happens in a dream. She decided to just stay calm and wait.

A boy walked into the room. Yes, it was Artemis. "Hello. I am Artemis Fowl II. But no need for any more intros. You already know much about me and possibly more."

Christine looked at him. "Ha-ha very funny now pinch me so I can get out of this dream and come back to reality so I can finish my report."

"Oh, this is no dream." He said. "This is very much real."

She looked at him. She knew the only way he could go away was to answer whatever he had to ask. Knowing Fowl the only reason he would keep you was that if he wanted something from you. "Ok, ok, ask your question and get it over with." She said.

Fowl smirked. But inside he was more worried. She knew so much about him that she could practically know what he was going to say next! "You know so much about me, that there is almost nothing I need to ask. By the way, what is you name?"

"Christine." She said. There was no harm in a little name. "Christine Colfer."

"Very well, Christine. First, how do you know so much about me?"

Christine thought. Maybe she could get some money or something weird while she was in her "realistic dream". "I want a deal. Fairy gold, for your answer." She said.

Artemis grew pale. She even knew about his fairy gold! What more does she know? "How about this......Butler?" butler came from behind him and grabbed her by the neck. Christine worried. She was always weak and short. She could not do anything about him choking her. Or could she? She kicked Butler in the stomach. He flew back and hit Artemis. She looked at them and bit her lip. Juliet came in.

"What is all this…?!" she said. She looked at her brother and Artemis. She swung her right fist at Christine. Christine closed her eyes and actually caught her fist. She pushed and Juliet flew right into the dog pile. She bit her lips. Butler got off of Artemis.

"The past must be stronger than the future." Fowl said.

"What is going on?!" said a voice. "Who is she?!" said Holly with her gun pointing the girl.

"You must be Holly Short." Christine said.

Holly looked at her with her evil eye. "How…Did…You…Know…?"

"She practically knows everything about each one of us." Fowl said.

"And I suppose you brought her here?" Holly said. Fowl nodded in guilt. Holly sighed. "Shuttle. All of you."

"This is a pretty fun dream." Christine said. "First I'm in the Fowl Manor, and then I'm going to Haven. Wow. What a day."

Everybody looked at her. Holly pointed her gun at her still. "You, in the back." and she handcuffed her.

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