Hey hey everyone! This is a weirdo joke created by me and my friend Nicole after we watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Meredith (starsheep3) would also know this joke because we made bloopers for our enjoyment! Have fun and read on.
"Hey hey hey! Can everybody see me?" asked Lockhart.
"Cause of the 'strange' happenings at the school, Dumbledore has given me the right to teach you all how to defend yourself against those old school wizards, yo."
"Yo, Potter and Malfoy! Front and center. Use any spells ya'll know to disarm each other. And only disarm."
Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish"
Malfoy: "You go girl!"
Ron: "Bloody hell!"
Hermione, absorbed in a book: "That's brilliant!"
Potter: "What? You're mad you're all bloody mad!"
Ron: "Hermione, what's your problem?"
Hermione: "Sorry! I was reading!"
Snape: "Get on with it. Potter! We haven't got all day!"
McGonagall walks in and says: "Snape, you're hot! How does this weekend sound? Maybe the movies? What do ya say?"
Snape: Excuse me?
Hey everybody! How was it? I thought t was just "peachy." Next parts comin out soon! Please review and give ideas! Buh bye unit next time!