Chapter 1

ok...i'm gonna try to start a new story....hope this one goes well....enjoy

" Vegeta!!" Bulmas yelled for the umteenth time for to day.

"What the fuck is it woman?!" Vegeta snapped back.

Bulma quickly gave him a dirty look, she sighed and decided to dissmiss his pissyness.

"Look Vegeta....can u for once just for once PLEASE help me with teh groceries?" Bulma whined.

" Listen woman...grunt "

Vegeta struggled to get out of the car, Bulma had noticedthese past couple of days, Vegeta has had dificulty getting out of the car latly. She always found it amusing to watch Vegeta try.

"Vegeta?" Bulma tried not to laugh, so not to get the saiyan priince more bitchier.

"What the hell are u looking at?!"

"Your getting fat Vegeta." Bulma chuckled as she helped her husband out of the car.

"Fuck you......I am not!" he exclamied.

"Yeah you are!" she giggled

"Just look at you!"

Bulma lifted up his navy blue shirt and began to poke at his belly.

"See?"

"Your getting fat!"

Vegeta looked at his perfectly well built abs...to his surprise, he found them replaced by a small but noticbal bulge.

"Oh fuck....." Vegeta said in shock.

"Vegeta, are you ok?"

"Your eyes are bulging out,in a creepy way..." She continued to poke.

Vegeta shocked as hell, slapped her hand away and began to run towards his room.

"Whats wrong?" Bulma yelled out.

Vegeta felt a sharp pain in his back and fell on the ground.

(g) protect your stomach stupid! oddly that went through his mind before he fell.

Gasp

"Vegeta are you ok?!" Bulma asked and began to look allover him for any cut or broken things.

"Come on Geta..." SHe helped him get up

Vegeta refused her help..(like always...)

"I dont need you help, or anyones else! I am the saiyan prince danm it!"

(b) great ther he goes again with his im the saiyan prince...

"....Bitch..."

Bulma had only caught the last thing he said.

"Why that little fu....."

Oddly enough Bulma couldn't help but to think that Vegeta was acting like a pregante woman. He is acting like one.....hes extra, extra, extra , extra bitchy, and he was eatting more that usual.

Bulma looked at her watch.

"Damn it! im gonna be lat for my meeting!"

"Saiyans are werid...." BUlma said as she began to get dressed.

ooh i dont know if i like that opending for the story.....i know goku and geta arnt there yet...this is just the setting ...so no worries this will be a yaoi story...