"Oh Link.... " said a mysterious figure "It's time for you to die!" "Shut the hell up shithead!" said Link "I know you're the Grim Reaper" "If you want to take a soul then take mine sick ass" said Barclove. "Barclove You're finally here!" said Zelda "I baked you a POUND cake" as she pumbled him to the ground she said "Why didn't call me!!" said Zelda "You ASS" "What, you're tired of me?" said Link as he lay on the ground crying "WHY DO YOU PLAY WITH MY NERVES GOD!!!!!!!" "Screw you Barclove" said Link. "What do you want" said Barclove "I'm Trying to help you stop Gannon" "you can't, He's Married." Said Link "WHAT" said Barclove.
This is my best chapter yet! Please R & R. Oh and that dude named Barclove is a Deathseeker.