Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

another story from me, Rori! oh the fun! ::grabs Mepaewag and prepares for a grandscale adventure that will probably never be finished::

this story contains many animes some you may know some you may not, so every time a new charecter is introduced I'll put what show they belong to in (blah)

but I will only do this the first time they apear, unless your mentally deficent you should be able to figure it out.

HAIL SILVER AWAY!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own the following; Inuyasha, Neon Genisess Evangelion, FLCL, Petshop Of Horrors, Gundam Wing, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Trigun, Case Closed, Lupin III, Chobits, Real Bout Highschool, Ranma 1/2, Cowboy Bebop, Rorouni Kenshin, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Dragon Knights, Oh My Goddess, Fushigi Yugi, Gravitation, Ceres Celestial Legend, Rebirth, Card Captor Sakura, Gundam Last Outpostm, Clover, S-CRY-ed, or any other anime I happen to throw in here. I also do not own Bring Me To Life by Evanescence, but i wish I did...

any way I might not use all those anime, I'm basically just throwing every charecter I can think of in the story so I thought it safe to list all the animes I like in case I do decide to use them.

chapter 1: grumpy authoress

A fourteen year old girl is sleeping on her bed, a pillow clutched to her head in a vain attempt to block the sunlight streaming into her room from her open window.

Various anime charecters are crowded around her discussing wether or not they should wake her.

"Let the girl have her sleep!" argued Miroku (Inuyasha) while eyeing her bottom with obvious interest.

"But if we don't wake her how are we supposed to know where we are?!" argued Asuka (Neon Genisess Evangelion)

"What if she's some sort of monster in disguise?" asked Leon (Petshop Of Horrors) Leon always expected things to be other than what they appeared after spending so much time in Count D's petshop, where he had encountered rabbit girls, dragons, a man eating goat thing (can't think of proper name of the animal) among other things.

Rei, (Neon Genisess Evangelion) Kanna, (Inuyasha) Heero, (Gundam Wing) Trowa, (Gundam Wing) Kiba, (Wolf's Rain) and Rune (Dragon Knights) remained silent which is in thier nature to do anyway.

Kyo (Fruits Basket) looked very annoyed to be within such close proximity to so many females and was careful to stay in the corner, away from everyone else. Chii (Chobits) saw him and decided to ask him a very important question "Where is Hideki?" she asked. Kyo looked perplexed, he had no idea who this Hideki person was but it apeared Chii wasn't going to go anywhere untill she knew where Hideki was. Kyo randomly pointed to the other side of the room, hoping she'd leave. "Thank you!" before she left she gave Kyo a quick hug. Kyo froze 'damn' he thought and waited to turn into a cat. He didn't. Kyo looked down at himself in great surprise. 'I'm free!' he thought estatically, obviously thinking the spirit of the Cat had finally released it's hold on him. He was so happy he jumped at the first female he saw and hugged her. She happened to be Ryoko (Real 'Bout High School) Ryoko turned around to see who had hugged her but only saw a pile of clothes and an orange cat, who looked very irratated. Ranma (Ranma 1/2) saw the cat and shreiked in terror. He started running around in frantic circles trying to put some distance between himself and the cat. But as he was running around more and more cats came out of various hiding places in the small room. These cats however were real cats, not a young boy posessed by the vengeful spirit of the Cat from the chinese Zodiac. The cats belonged to Rori, the girl who was still fast asleep, and there were 10 of them in the room with another 11 scattered throughout the rest of the house or lounging in the sun and doing vairious other cat things. ((yes I do have 21 cats, thank you Stargirl for the idea of bringing Ranma to my house!)) Ranma was about to pass out from fear, he was sniffleing pathetically and swaying back and forth knees clutched to his chest. Spike (Cowboy Bebop) observed the pathetic teen with disdain, and decided to put him out of his misery. Spike quickly tapped a pressure point at the base of Ranma's neck and Ranma promptly passed out.

Inuyasha was getting very impatient with this whole thing and decided to take things into his own hands. He growled and started to poke Rori's arm. "Wake up!" he demanded. Rori turned over and continued to sleep. Inuyasha grabbed the pillow Rori was clutching and tried to take it away. Rori's brow furrowed and she sleepily fought back for the pillow. "Wake up!" he demanded again. Rori's hand went in the air and made a shooing gesture and she mumbled "Five more minutes" Inuyasha had no idea what this "minute" she spoke of was so he continued to poke her arm. Rori suddenly leapt to her feet, and grabbed the nearest thing that could be used as a weapon, it happened to be Kyo's tail. Kyo hissed angrilly and tried to scratch her. As fate would have it at that moment Kyo turned back into a boy. Rori found she was holding an ankle, she looked down and saw something she definatly didn't want to see. She Shrieked and rammed her head into the nearest wall so she wouldnt see Kyo in all his glory. Every female in the room shrieked and attempted to get out of the room. The men in the room quickly averted thier eyes, but were knocked to the ground by the rampaging females. Kyo Turned bright red and despretly endeavored to find something to cover his nakedness. He quickly grabbed a blanket of the bed and wrapped it around himself. Kyo looked up to see he was the only person in the very crowded room still standing, well except for Rori who had somehow bashed her head through the wall and was now stuck. Everyone glared at Kyo from the ground. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Rori gave a mighty yank and finaly her head has free, she ran to the door careful not to step on anyone. She opened the door a crack and asked "What?!" irritably. Her friend Loki was standing outside the door.

"Come on Rori we gotta start watching the Evangelion DVDs now or else we'll never finish before they have to go back to blockbuster" She sadi in annoyance, Rori had insisted that she rent them saying that the series was brilliant. Rori didn't respond instead she grabbed Loki's arm and dragged her into the room. "Rori what is it-" she looked around the room in wonder. Loki's jaw dropped. The anime charecters were slowly getting to thier feet. Loki ran over to the nearest charecter, who happened to be Vash The Stampede (Trigun), and started to poke him in disbelief. "Cool" was all Loki was able to say.

The anime charecters didn't look to pleased about this. "Let's have tournament!" said Loki enthusiastically.

Everyone in the room fell over. "What do you mean Loki?" asked Rori

"We have to see which anime charecter is the best!"

Rori's face lit up. this was gonna be fun! "OK everyone, there is to be a tournament to see which of you is the best!"

"What kind of events will there be?" asked Relena (Gundam Wing) both Loki and Rori looked disgusted that Relena was also in attendance.

"Some one please kill her!" pleaded Loki, not wanting to have to deal with the snooty pacifist. Everyone stared at Loki. Relena looked upset.

"What do you want to kill me for?!" she asked meekly, on the verge of tears.

Rath (Dragon Knights) suddenly asked, "Will there be demon slaying!" Inuyasha, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Kouga and Naraku all glared at him. (They all belong to the show Inuyasha)

"What'd you have against demons?" asked Inuyasha, cracking his knuckles threatingly. Before this far from pleasant conversation could continue Rori clapped her hands together once and everyone found themselves on a huge grassy playing field. Loki and Rori were in a life guard thingy so they could see everything, they were also joined by thier friends Lexi and Danni.

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!" Rori bellowed. suddenly the area turned into a soccer field, complete with two nets, one on either side.

A quarter of the assembled anime charecters found themselves in soccer uniforms, while the rest of them were seated in stands around the field.

The anime charecters seperated themselves into teams and than argued who was going to start the game and who was going to sub in later. Soon everything was resolved and the red team was situated thusly: Inuyasha as goalie, Akane (Ranma 1/2) Asuka, and Odin (Gundam Last Outpost) were full backs (The defender thingys) Duo (Gundam Wing) Miroku, Chii, and Hige (wolf's rain) were midfielders, and Spike, Millenear (Rebirth), and Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke) were the forwards

The blue team was arranged:

goalie: Kazuma (S-CRY-ed)

Fullbacks: Count D (Petshop of Horrors) Haku (Spirited Away) and Kyo

Midfielders: Fey (Cowboy Bebop) Lupin (Lupin III) Aya (Ceres Celestial Legend) and Heero

forwards: Kouga, Shampoo (Ranma 1/2), and Ryoko.

Count D was quite annoyed to be in the soccer uniform, he missed his customary kimono. "Substitution!" he shouted and walked calmly off the field. Leon went in for him. Rori looked very annoyed and clapped her hands together and Count D reapeared in front of her. "How'd you get me here?" D asked.

"I am the authoress! My power is unparalled!"

"Your kind of short" he pointed out.

Rori looked very angry she clapped her hands again and D was back on the sidelines of the game.

Lexi sounded the airhorn ((you know those things that are really loud)) Danni Loki and Rori fell to the ground, clutching thier ears. The game began and Loki provided comentary even though she knew virtually nothing about soccer, besides that the point of the game was to get the ball in the net.

"Ashitaka drives up the right side of the field, but Haku is ready for him. Haku gets the ball and kicks it up the field. WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC KICK WAS THAT!!!!!" Loki exclaimed, the ball had barely gone two yards. Haku looked quite flustered. "Oh but he recovers quick and charges after the ball and kicks again! The ball just barely makes it to Heero" Haku turned and glared at Loki, but Loki continues her comentary with great enthusiasm. "Heero goe- Wait a minute! where the heck did Heero go?!" it was true Heero had taken the ball up the field so fast that no one could see him. "Oh! there he is! He's about to shoot on goal. Oh what a shot! Inuyasha didn't have a snowball's chance in hell!"

Danni glares at Loki, "Hey! thats my phrase!" Loki however didn't notice.

"Inuyasha seems to have taken off his cleats and it looks like he's going to throw them! I wond-" Loki didn't finish however cause she was whacked in the head by Inuyasha's cleats.

"INUYASHA SIT!!!!!!" yelled Kagome (Inuyasha) from the stands. Inuyasha crashes into the ground. Lexi takes up Loki's microphone and begins comentary.

"And a very nice sit by Kagome! Now how about some music to liven this game up a little?!" Lexi turns on Bring Me To Life by Evanescense.

"HAHA!!!!!!" Kouga started to laugh hysterically at the fallen Inuyasha.

The ball was taken back to the center and Millenear kicked it very hard toward the goal. Loki finally regained conciousness and grabbed the microphione from Lexi and continued comentary. "Very good kick by...." she turned to Rori and whispered, "Who's she?"

"Millenear" Rori informed her.

"Very good kick by Millenear, it looks like its gonna go in the goal! Oh! Very nice save by...." she looked at Rori expectantly

"Kazuma"

"Kazuma! He punts it back up the field to Kouga. Kouga dribbles and passes it to Shampoo and-" at that moment Lexi blew the air horn again "HALF TIME!!!" she bellowed

once Danni's hearing returned she asked Lexi, "Half time? It's barely been 5 minutes!"

"yes but its only a 10 minute game"

"Oh"

The teams walked off the field to get some water and subs switched in.

Everyone got back on the field. "Heero imeadeitly gets the ball and dribbles down the field! he shoots and- OH! an excellent save by Inuyasha! Inuyasha takes it to the top of the box and chucks it to Hige. Hige deftly recieves the ball and passes it center to Spike. Spike shoots and- Oh almost! it bounces of the post and Kazuma imeadeaitly punts it up the field."

The game ended and both teams walked off the field. Lexi once again blew the air horn.

"NEXT EVENT IS THE SACK RACE!!!!!!" Lexi bellowed

Rori clapped her hands and the field turned into a track. The soon-to-be particapents groaned.

To be continued....

Next chapter: who will win the sack race?! Please reveiw I spent much time writting this out the least you can do is reveiw!

my kitten has something to say to you all!

here it is; ../hbjjjjjjjjjjjjkkk

give a big round of aplause for Heero kitty who, unlike his namesake, cannot type!

everyone: starts clapping

Heero kitty: is scared witless and runs away

Uh, ok so he's not the bravest kitten there is but he's still really cute.

::finds a 'gift' from Heero kitty on her pillow::

DIE YOU VILE FELINE!!!!!

Ranma: "It's just a cat, It's just a cat, It's just a cat, It's just a cat, It's just a cat....."

RUTABAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oyasumi nasai!