A/N: well I'm back for chapter two of this crazy story. As you might have noticed the animes charecters are primarily from Gundam Wing Inuyasha or Ranma 1/2, saying as I know those animes the best.

disclaimer: I still don't own any of the animes mentioned in the last chapter and I do not own Sir Apropos of Nothing ((Book)) I don't think I would want to own the jerk anyway.....

chapter 2: Sack Race

The particapents lined up on teams of four, it was a relay race. There were five teams.

The starting players are: Kagome, Shinji (Neon Genisess Evangelion), San (Princess Mononoke) Ed (Cowboy Bebop) and Zechs (Gundam Wing)

The racers entered thier potatoe sacks, Zechs seemed highly annoyed that he was being forced to hop around the track in such an undignified manner. Ed's sack was bigger than she was but with some help from her team mate Kagura (Inuyasha) the sack was manageable.

Lexi rose and blew the air horn. The other girls were ready however, they had thier ears covered to protect them from the worst of the blast. The racers hopped forward. For this event Lexi decided that she would do the comentary, "Kagome easily takes the lead followed closely by Ed, San, Shinji, and Zechs." Lexi knew only Zechs and Kagome's names but had made Rori write out a list of every person particapating in the race so thats how she now knew thier names.

"Zechs seems to be having quite a bit trouble and-Oh! he has fallen over! Noin (Gundam Wing) runs out of the stands to the side of her fallen love, and helps him to his feet. Should that be a foul, on having outside help? Let me see a show of hands people!" several people in the crowd rose thier hands, but there were not enough to say that it was indeed a foul, most of them seemed to find Noin's devotion kind of cute. "Zechs hops back into the race with renewed vigor and steadily catches up with the rest of the group. San has taken the lead, and is showing no signs of fatiuge. Ed is hopping steadily at her side but seems to have no interest in going faster. They racers aproach the finish line at which point they have to imeadeaitly hand thier potatoe sacks over to the next contestant."

San reached the finish line and jumped out of the sack, quickly giving it to Hideki (Chobits). The rest of the racers reached the finish line soon after (except for Zechs, who kept falling over)

"What's this?! The next contestant refuses to take the potatoe sack from Shinji!" Lexi glanced the list of particapents, "Eiri Yuki (Gravitation) is his name, he hands the potatoe sack to Ryoga (Ranma 1/2) who races for him" The anime charecters in the stands booed (Except Count D, saying as it would be hypocritical to denounce someone for doing the same thing he did) Lexi turned the microphone off and asked "Rori who is he?"

"The gay, murderer, romance novelist from Gravitation" she answered quickly

Lexi nodded but than realized what Rori had said, "HE'S GAY?!"

At the same time Loki had asked "HE WRITES ROMANCE?!"

"HE'S KILLED PEOPLE?!" Danni demanded

Rori nodded to all these questions. "Yup"

Lexi decided to not to think about the gay romance novelist and went back to commenting.

"What kind of freak is he?!" Loki asked. Rori froze and didn't say anything, instead she pointed somewhere just behind Loki. Loki turned and yelped. Looming over the fourteen year olds was the incredibly tall Eiri Yuki.

Eiri confronted Rori, "You call yourself a writer?! I've never been a part of such an incredible amount of crap in my life!"

"Don't you ever get tierd of saying that?" Rori shot back, "You said something very similar to Shuichi (Gravitation) when you first met!" Eiri froze and glared at Rori.

Loki grabbed the microphone from Lexi "Would Shuichi please come to the referee stand imeaditly, Shuichi to the referee stand NOW!" Eiri attempted to run away but was tackled by Danni Loki and Rori, Lexi continued comentary.

A second after tackling him they wondered if it was a good idea to attack a murderer. They were saved by further speculation by a knock on the door. "Come in!" Lexi crowed happily. Shuichi opened opened the door tentativly "Yes?" He than saw Eiri and attacked in a very gay way. The girls leapt out of the way as Shuichi started to kiss Eiri. The girls shreiked and ran around the the small room in terror of such an openly gay display (Every time I say gay it ends up rhyming with something! Look! It did it again! Stupid word rhymes with everything!) Even the lesbian kiss Rori had unwillingly witnessed (I was scarred for life XX) at an anime convention was nothing compared to this. Clothes started flying off the two guys.

"STOP!" Lexi shrieked into the microphone, therefore deafening everyone withen a ten mile radius. The potatoe sackers (what else could I call them?!) fell to the ground and hid in the aforementioned sacks. Eiri and Shuichi stopped thier, how to word this..., outburst. Lexi turned the microphone off, "Can you two get a hold of yourselves?! This is hardly the time or place for such behavior!" both guys were in thier boxers.

"Sorry," said Shuichi sheepishly. Eiri didn't say anything, he just stared at his near-naked lover longingly.

The guys got donned thier clothes almost as fast as they had taken them off. "Out!" Lexi demanded. Eiri and Shuichi fled, no doubt seeking a more private place to continue thier gay activities.

While Lexi was distracted with that Danni had stolen the microphone. "OK! continue the race! Move your animated ass Zechs!" Zechs was still far behind the others much to the annoyance of his team. The race ended and Zechs' team won in a wierd twist of events. Eiri and Shuichi returned to the field just before the race ended, both looking rather messy, and holding hands.

"NEXT EVENT PIE EATING CONTEST!!!!!!" Belowed Danni. A long table appeared in the center of the field, on it was a line of ten pumpkin pies. Danni, Lexi, Loki and Rori were standing next to the table.

"What's with the pumpkin pies?" Duo (Gundam Wing) asked Loki.

Loki shrugged, "Ask Rori, she's the moron writing all this"

Rori glared at her in false anger "They're pumpkin because pumpkin pie is my favorite!"

"But not everyone likes pumpkin" Duo pointed out

"FINE! everyone take a seat in front a pie and fix your mind on your favorite kind of pie, and that is what it shall become!" Rori declared, "Except no whipped cream pie, that wouldn't be fair!"

I shall list the particapents and what kind of pie they're eating because I have nothing better to do.

Duo: Peach

Asuka: Lemon (Eww!)

Shuichi: Cherry

Akane: Key Lime

Belldandy (Oh My Goddess!): Strawberry ((Is there such a thing as strawberry pie?))

Sesshomaru (Inuyasha): Mince Meat (ooookkaaayyyy)

Conan (Case Closed): Cherry

Apropos: Wait a minute! He's not an anime charecter!

"Yes I am!" Apropos lied quickly

"No your not, you pessimistic redhead!"

All redheads glare at me. ::Throws Apropos into the referee box so she can talk to him further about why he's here, and steals his really cool carved staff::

Why Apropos' staff is so cool: At the top it has a carving of a lion and dragon wrestling, a blade can be popped out of the dragon's mouth. the staff can be taken apart into halves to be used as cudgels, small secret compartment at the base. Such a cool staff....

May (My Neighbor Totoro): Cherry (What's with all these cherry pie lovers!)

Noin: I have no idea what that thing is all I know is it looks gross!

Shippo (Inuyasha): Apple

"On your marks get set, GO!" Exclaimed Rori, knocking Apropos' staff against the table and acidently unlodging the blade from it's hiding place. The blade sprang loose and sliced Sesshomaru on his left cheek ((as in his face, you perverts!))

All the other contestants were eating thier pies as fast as humanly possibly (unless of course you're Shippo, therefore making it as fast as demonly possible). Sesshomaru glared at Rori angrily, even as the wound started to heal due to his demon powers. "Meep?"

Sesshomaru attacked and Rori was running as fast as she could, which still isn't all that fast. Shippo looked up from his pie and saw Sesshomaru chasing Rori. Without a second thought Shippo picked up his pie and chucked it at Sesshomaru. The pie flew and hit the target, the back of Sesshomaru's head. Also at that time Rori tripped over a dandilion and fell face first in Sesshomaru's abandoned pie. Rori screamed in agony.

"HOT!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" She shreiked running blindly around the playing field, accidently whacking many people with Apropos' staff. Lexi cautiously approached Rori to try and help her but got whacked in the chin for her efforts.

Sesshmaru was busy chasing Shippo for getting apple pie in, as he put it "Beutiful, beutiful hair"

Keade (Inuyasha) saw that Sesshomaru would most likely kill Shippo if he ever got a hold of him, so she did the same thing that she had done for Inuyasha. She got out some prayer beads and threw them over his head. Sesshomaru stopped and tried to yank the beads off but they glowed white and wouldn't budge. "Shippo! Say a subduing spell for Sesshomaru!"

Shippo strained to find a good word, he didn't want to say 'sit' Kagome already used that. But as Sesshomaru was gaining on him he really didn't have much of a choice. "SIT!!!!" he yelled.

Sesshomaru crashed into the ground, making the first ever Sesshomaru shaped dent. Now not only did Sesshomaru have apple pie in his hair he also had dirt.

Rori continued running around and in her blindness she accidently trampled all over the shocked form of Sesshomaru. Duo suddenly had a bright idea, he picked up his peach pie and chucked it at Wufei (Gundam Wing) The chinamen shouted "INJUSTICE MAXWELL!!!!!!!!!" and chased after Duo, his katana in hand. This started a pie fight, more pies provided by Loki who was always pleased to be of service. Pies flew through the air and soon nobody, animated or not, was covered in gooey pie.

to be continued in the near furture.

please review!!!!!!!

Rori