chapter 3: The blazing Inferno of Pie Goo

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ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!!!

Sesshomaru dragged himself out of his hole and looked around at the gooey mess, no one was on thier feet. Sesshomaru glared down at the rosary beads, he yanked on them off his head with surprising ease. He chuckled at how easily the spell was broken.

While Sesshomaru stood there Duo silently crept forward, Asuka's lemon pie in hand. Sesshomaru turned and faced Duo, without a second thought he threw the prayer beads around Duo's neck.

"Hey what the hell?" Duo tried to yank the necklace off but it glowed white and remanied. "Come on why won't this thing come off!"

Duo proceeded to talk a mile a minute.

"Shut up!" Sesshomaru demanded.

Duo stopped mid word and his jaw clamped shut. He looked rather annoyed and tried to speak, not a word got out of his mouth. After about thirty seconds of this Sesshomaru said "Speak"

"Why the hell can't I talk!" Duo yelled at him. Duo looked quite taken aback, "I can talk!" he exclaimed happily.

"Oh, God I thought I'd never speak again! What the hell did you do?! Why did you do that!" Duo prattled on about how throwing rosary beads wasn't very nice, and Sesshomaru couldn't get a word in edgewise.

"Shut up!" Sesshomaru whispered.

Duo shut up. Sesshomaru smiled slightly at his new found power over Duo. Before he could enjoy this gift further however he had to get revenge on Shippo, who had been the cause of both counts of messing up his hair.

Duo fell to the ground trying in vain to get his mouth to open. Unfortanately he fell upon Spike's head.

"Get off!" Spike yelled, his voice was muffled. Duo jumped away to alow the bounty hunter to get to his feet. Spike stood and tried to get the concoction that had been Noin's pie out of his dark green hair. Spike soon gave up and grabbed a cigarette box from one of his pockets, he promptly lit it up. Time froze, as in literally froze. Every anime charecter were frozen in whatever they happened to be doing at the time, everyone except Spike. Suddenly the rather short fourteen year olds apeared in front of him. Lexi grabbed the cigarette broke it in half and stamped it into the ground. Spike stood paralyzed from shock for half a moment before he whipped out his gun and had it pointed at Lexi's head.

"HEY! No gun pointing!" Rori exclaimed.

"Am I allowed to have a cigarette?" he asked, even if they said no he had no intention of listening to them.

"NO!" They all shouted in unison.

"I was unaware that there were any laws in this little universe of yours" Spike said sarcastically.

"Well there are!" Rori exclaimed.

"Oh really?"

"Yes!" Suddenly a billboard apeared over the referee's box. Stating in huge letters a list of Comandments

The Four Comandements

1) No gun pointing, unless it is pointed at Relena Peacecraft.

2) No romance, gay or otherwise.

3) No smoking

4) Attacks upon the Authoress or her friends will result in much pain!

Those were the rules that Rori had been able to concoct in 4.2 seconds. (A rule a second!)

Spike looked unimpressed, but was unable to say anything due to the smell of burning. They all looked at the ground and saw to thier complete horror that Lexi had not properly stamped out the cigarette and that it had spread to the highly flammible pie goo. Time started up again and the fire spread rapidly. Spike screamed in an most unmanly manner as his favorite suit (is it his only one?) caught on fire. Duo started running around like a maniac trying to find some way to extinguish the flaming end of his braid. Everyone else was running around in a similar manner as articles on thier being caught fire. Rori was soon a pile of dust with two eyeballs on the top. "INJUSTICE!" shouted the pile of dust aka Rori. Wufei looked up from his flaming sword when he heard someone else use his favorite word in the whole wide world. He quickly ran over to the Rori dustpile and they started arguing.

"INJUSTICE! Injustice is my word! Mine! Do you hear me you unjust dust bunny!"

"Shut up you stupid chinamen! Go worship Nataku!" Rori shot back

"You will not tell me what to do you, you, you" Wufei was trying hard to find a word "DUSTPILE!"

"Oh that shot me right through my dusty heart!" Rori replied sarcastically.

"It was supossed to!" he yelled not noticing that she had been kidding.

As this petty arguement continued everything in sight was consumed in flame, but no one seemed to be affected by the flames, though thier clothes were. Well except for Relena Peacecraft, she was burnt to a crisp and now lay in a forgotten pile of ash. Nobody but Zechs noticed that she was missing though, he did an inner dance but on the outside he remained stoic. Before he had a chance to sweep up her remains a small black kitten ran over to Relena's pile. It was Noin-Kitty, another of Rori's cats(called Debbie by her father who doesn't think Noin is a real name) Noin-Kitty digs squats and buries right into Relena's remains. Zechs chuckled and swept up Relena's remains and dumped them into a kitty litter box. Within seconds there are five little kittens all relieving themselves, (Heero-Kitty, Blue-Kitty, Kirara-Kitty, Duo-Kitty, and Miroku-Kitty. Yes, all my kittens are named after anime charecters)

To be continued

I know it's short just be glad I posted at all

a message from Kirara kitty: swe0pfdew

readers(hopefully soon to be reveiwers -hint hint-): clap boredly

Miroku kitty pushes Kirara Kitty out of the way and bows to the audience many times

These messages are actually typed by little kittens who run across the keyboard, such silly little kittys! Well at least the wierd words are needless to say I do the rest.

Hey has anyone read the new Eoin Colfer book? I did, it was really good! I want a sequel! -

Well anyway reveiw or I'll send my army of kittens to get you!

Rori