Mesa doesn't own Naruto or any of the songs.

Seika: What's wrong? (Seito: =Depressed=)

Seito: Someone thinks you're a Mary-sue!! I'm going to have to trash the story and start all over again from scratch!!!!! Wahhhhhhh!!! =Breaks out in tears=

Seika: First off what the hell is a Mary-sue and second stop crying and take another look at your reviews. Only one person said that. That's nothing compared to what everyone else said.

Seito: =Looks at the reviews= Oh.

Seika: So what's a Mary-sue. =Seito leans over and whispered it in Seika's ears=

Seika: O.O =Grabs Seito and shakes her= If you ever do that do me I will hurt you. I refuse to become some perfect, girly-girly, power hungry, boyfriend searching, character.

Seito: =Still being shaken= O-o-ok-ka-ay-y.

Seika: =stops shaking Seito= Good.

Seito: Whoa everything is spinning. =Refocuses herself= Okay. =Glomps Seika= Guess what Seika, people like you. You're not going anywhere. (Seika: Goodie). I'm getting better at making characters. (Seika: I still think I should be allowed to disappear back into the corners of your mind.) Umm... yeah... reviews. Yes reviews. You people are so nice. 45 reviews. I'm so happy. Special thanks to Purim, Kuroi Kistune and The La/=/er for becoming my beta readers.

To DragonPearl1

Thanks for offering. I'll be sending you chapter 6. So look out for it okay?

To Kachie Crista

I'm glad you like Seika. That means she not a Mary-sue character yet. If that happens I trash this story and start all over from scratch. Yes the purpose of Seika is to be a scapegoat, humor and comic relief, and other various things. (Seika: I hate you, you know that. Seito: ). I hope you enjoy the chapter.

To Naruke

I'm blushing. I don't think I'm that great. Not yet at least and yes guitars are cool. I wanna learn how to play sometime in the near future.

To Watermelon Gal

You're not that behind so don't worry about it. As far as the ItachiSeika pairing... um... we'll see what happens to them. I'm really hesitant to pair them up. (Remember I don't want to make Seika a Mary-sue character and pairing her up with anyone may cause that to happen) As for Itachi well yeah he's pleasant in this story because of 2 reasons. He hasn't shown up a lot in the manga (wahhh!!!) so I haven't had much time to examine his character personality. Second is the fact that a lot of things in the manga/anime didn't happen and because this is an AU it's bound to have some major personality changes. So there goes my promise of 'Keep the characters in character'. (Seika: You said that last time.) So I did, Seika. So I did.

To Kuroi Kistune

Thank you again for becoming part of my beta readers. The three of you are lifesavers. Good luck fitting editing into your schedule. Umm... by the way did you get my emails? Cause you haven't replied to any of them and I was just wondering...

To La/=/er

Once again thank you. Umm... I don't think you reviewed the other story. But thanks. I wanted to do something like that for a while. Seika... Yes... As I stated earlier if she becomes a Mary-sue I will trash this story and start all over again. (Seika: I make the story... lively? I think I'm suffering from character abuse here.) Sakura complex... Ooo I think I get it. (Seika: You are so slow.) I never thought about that. I just have an obsession with cherry blossoms along with stars, anime, anime characters and that's just tip of the iceberg. How interesting. Never thought of it like that.

To Falcon-Rider

Both couples? Um... which couples? (Seika: It better mean Sasunaru and Kakairu. Itachi: Why? It could be referring to us. Seika: I better not be =then notices Itachi= Not following me are you? =Throws Itachi out of the notes= Seito: O.O why didja do that!! Seika: He was annoying me. Seito: =glare=)

To pretendingtobesane

I hope I had less spelling and grammar mistakes in the last chapter. I reread the chapter many times before posting. (Seika: Which was every single time she opened the file. Since that was everyday, it was at least what 7 times? Whoa. Someone actually agrees with me on the authors/authoresses are crazy and annoying people. =Shakes hands with Seiji= Nice to meet Seiji.)

To ghostninja86

I'm glad you like Itachi. (Seito: Itachi did you hear that? They still like you even though I made you OOC.)

To Purim

Thank you so much for becoming a beta reader. (God knows I need all the help I can get.) I'm blushing. You really think Seika a good OC? (Seika: Someone has good taste.) I envy you. A whole school year off?! I wish I could do that. =A pile of homework suddenly falls on Seito. Seito's head pops out from the pile, groaning.= I hate homework..

To Hersey

=gets all depressed again= I'm sorry you fell that Seika is a Mary-sue. (Seika: Are you sure their description of a Mary-sue is the same as yours?) No but it is their opinion. I hope you continue reading even though you feel that way...

To All the other reviewers

THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!!

Okay now just a warning. We'll being doing something a little predictable and classic scenario. I couldn't resist. It was calling my name. Yup. Now on with the story.

"Talking"

'Thoughts'

=Break in time/Flashback=

-----Info on what's happening in the next paragraph(s)-------

(Small Authoress Note/Interruption)

Writing on Paper (Dunno if the will work)

[Song]

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They say the great life lies in the theater. It would be true, if trouble didn't follow you like bees to honey. Your boyfriend is the prince. Guess who the lucky princess is? That's right! It's you. So if your boyfriend's fan girls don't try and kill you again, let's see if you can make it to your first day of rehearsal. Then there's the English book project to worry about too. Isn't life grand? When are you going to have time alone with your boyfriend? Of course you and your classmates aren't the only ones in the school play. Even the teachers are playing in it too. What are your roommate and your boyfriend's brother doing here? Coincidence? Maybe. Fate? Possibly. Chaos? Yes.

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[Mirror, mirror on the wall

Can you picture me at all

I could be whatever I want to be

You made my story change

Just like in a picture frame

Magic spells and fairy tales

Pennies in a wishing well

Pick up the pieces

You just look inside]

=Two days later=

Not much has happened since the video games at Naruto and Seika's house two nights ago. Naruto and Sasuke finally started the plot for their English book. They had the whole plot written out. All that was left was to translate the words into English, draw and write the book. Seika was still trying to ignore Itachi and Itachi was still bugging her. Naruto on the other hand, was still trying to survive against Sasuke's fan group. They haven't forgiven him for being paired up with Sasuke. It wasn't his fault. Okay maybe it was. But that didn't mean they had to chase him all over the school. More then once, Sasuke have had to rescue his boyfriend. Oh and by the way, Naruto and Sasuke have been drafted to be in the school play this year with a few interesting, familiar characters popping up.

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Area: Junior High Area

Class/Location: Random Hallway

Teacher: None

Time: After School

Date: Wednesday, March 19

Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, and Lee

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School had ended 10 minutes ago. After a quick run around the school (thanks to rabid fan girls), Naruto and Sasuke were walking down the hallway. Surprisingly, it was a rare, quiet, and peaceful moment the boys were sharing for the first time since the English Book report pairing. Unfortunately peace doesn't last long around these two.

"SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The young Uchiha cringed, fearing the worse. Those voices belonged to the most feared girls in the school: Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino. "Are you going to participate in the play this year Sasuke-kun," cooed Sakura. The pink haired girl was practically on top of Sasuke with Naruto fuming silently in the background. He really didn't like the girl when she was doing that. Of course to anyone else, they were probably thinking that Naruto was jealous, which by the way, he was. Of course it wasn't because of Sasuke, whom everyone thought it was because of, no Naruto completely trusted and had the utmost faith in his boyfriend. However he didn't like Sakura hanging herself all over him like that, when Naruto would rather be in Sasuke's arms instead of standing by, watching from the sidelines.

"Yes," said Sasuke, "Now get OFF!!" The black hair boy virtually pushed Sakura off him, while Naruto was doing a small dance of cheer in his head. 'Go Sasuke,' thought Naruto. No one could explain the smile that was now on Naruto's face.

"HAHA! See Sakura. Sasuke-kun doesn't like you," laughed Ino. She took Sakura's place on Sasuke. Again a scowl appeared on Naruto's face but it quickly disappeared as Sasuke also pushed Ino off him. Without another moment of hesitation, he grabbed Naruto and proceeded to drag him into the classroom they were supposed to meet in for the play. This left both girls completely confused on what happened. After pondering on it for a few minutes, they realized that SASUKE just ditched them for NARUTO. Both girls fainted. Upon that moment, Lee and Shikamaru walked into them. "What the," said Shikamaru.

"Why are Sakura-chan and Ino-san on the floor," asked Lee.

Indeed both girls were on the ground, slightly foaming at the mouth, unconscious and swirly-eyed.

"What are we going to do with them," asked Lee.

"Well they're going to participate in play right? We probably should get them to the classroom then," said Shikamaru. He began to drag Ino to the classroom, not really caring if he messed up her outfit and hair. Lee did the same with Sakura, but picked her up. After all, he learned from Gai- sensei that it was improper to treat a lady the way Shikamaru was treating Ino. Suddenly Lee felt very sorry for Shikamaru. When Ino recovers from her shock, she was not going to be happy. He silently prayed for Shikamaru- kun's ears. He was going to need it.

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Area: Junior High Area

Class/Location: Languages Arts Class

Teacher: Kurenai-sensei

Time: 3: 15 pm

Date: Wednesday, March 19

Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, (At first) then Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Lee, Neji, Hinata, um... a lot of characters.

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Naruto and Sasuke walked into the empty classroom. They were the first to arrive and both were relieved from the fact that Sakura and Ino didn't follow them. Naruto lightly kissed his boyfriend. "Are you alright? Sakura and Ino didn't do any damage, did they?" he joked.

Sasuke shook his head. "Nothing that you can't fix with a kiss."

Naruto frowned. "I would but I'll save it for later."

Sasuke gave a small playful pout. "Very well," he said. The two boys took seats near the back of the classroom. They still had 15 minutes before the meeting actually started. So while they waited, they talked.

"So what do you think this year's play is going to be," asked Naruto. He was balancing his pencil on his nose, but his sapphire eyes never left his boyfriend.

"Dunno," said Sasuke. He was building a card tower. Every so often he made eye contact with Naruto as black met blue again. "All I know is that it isn't 'Snow White'. We did that last year."

Naruto chuckled, causing his pencil to fall down. "Yes. I remember Sakura's expression when she found out that Lee was the prince. Neji didn't look too happy either when I think about it."

"Aa," said Sasuke. Suddenly the classroom door snapped open, causing Sasuke's card tower to fall down. Letting out a sigh, the child prodigy gathered up his cards and put them away. Apparently he wasn't going to be able to build any card towers today.

After he slipped the cards back into his bag, Sasuke turned back to Naruto and started another conversation; 'Who-would-play-which-part-this-year?'

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It wasn't long before Shikamaru and Lee came into the classroom. Shikamaru practically dumped Ino into a chair and Lee did same, just slightly gentler. Both looked up to see a strange sight. Naruto and Sasuke talking peacefully like old friends.

Rumors had been bouncing around recently that Uchiha Sasuke had become good friends with Uzumaki Naruto. This type of friendship was rare as it wasn't often that the most popular boy in the junior high area becomes friends with the loser and class clown of the school. Both Lee and Shikamaru didn't believe the rumors, but now that they were seeing it with their own two eyes, it was very surprising. Shocking too. Shikamaru and Lee began to gape like fishes out of water. It was then that Sasuke and Naruto noticed that they were no longer the only ones in the room.

"What are you staring at," said Sasuke, coldly. He may have warmed up to Naruto but that didn't mean he was any nicer to his classmates. They still had to deal with icy glares the young Uchiha sent. Naruto didn't say anything.

"You're... you two..." stuttered Lee. Shikamaru was still gaping.

"Get to the point," snapped Sasuke.

"I think he's trying to point out how shocking it is that you two are talking to each other when according to the rumors I heard, you two normally fight and argue."

All four heads (whom were conscious at the moment. Sakura and Ino were still unconscious) turned to find Iruka-sensei standing in the doorway. Behind him was Kakashi-sensei. Only Naruto recognized Kakashi, having known the silver hair man for many years. Yet he couldn't figure out why on earth they were here.

Sasuke looked at the silver haired man. This must be Kakashi. 'What a strange looking man,' he thought. Kakashi wore a blue shirt and blue long jeans. He had a pair of black fingerless gloves like Seika's. A black eye watched the class lazily, but was alert and ready for anything. The strangest thing about Kakashi's outfit was that there was a black headband covering his left eye and a black fabric mask covering the bottom half of his face.

"Why are you two here," asked Naruto.

Kakashi shrugged and walked into the classroom. The scarecrow took a seat next to his lover. "We got a message from Kurenai that if we didn't show up, well for the lack of a better word, she promised us a world of hurt."

"And if I know Kurenai as I do, she'll make full good of that promise."

Six heads turned to see Asuma walking into the classroom and leaning against the chalkboard. "I supposed you would know," said another voice. "After all she is your wife." Seven heads looked to see Gai sensei walking in. Behind him were Neji and his cousin Hinata.

Hyuuga Neji was an 8th grader and year older then Sasuke and Naruto. He had long black hair and wore a bandana around his forehead. His pure white eyes were a bit unnerving to look into. He wore a long sleeve white shirt, but the sleeves were rolled up a little above his elbows and he wore black pants that fell to his knees. Black sneakers were the last things to completed his outfit.

Hyuuga Hinata, his cousin was a 7th grader like Sasuke and Naruto. Unlike her cousin she had short blue hair instead of Neji's jet-black locks. They did share the same pure white eyes though. Their outfits were also similar. Hinata wore a white jacket, baggy around the arms, often covering her small hands and blue shorts with blue sandals.

But these two cousins were as different as night and day. Neji, who was very protective of his baby cousin, was confident in his work. Hinata was timid and very shy. Yup, they were the opposites of each other. Perfect cousins one would think. Although Neji can be cocky at times and Hinata is actually quite strong when she puts her mind to it. But they're very loyal and strong when it comes to being goods friends.

Gai-sensei on the other hand was like a grown Lee with twice the weirdness surrounding him. With the same black hair in a bowl cut hairdo and thick eyebrows; Gai-sensei was the PE teacher who was always spouting out about youth, love, and determination. He wore a green long sleeve shirt and long green pants.

"Gai-sensei," said Lee with pride laced in with his voice. You had to be blind to not notice the fact that Lee looked up to his teacher. Lee practically worshipped the ground his teacher walked on.

"Why on earth did I sign up for this stupid thing," grumbled Kiba as he entered the classroom.

Inuzuka Kiba was possibly louder, more idiotic, and more annoying then Naruto; the only difference between him and Naruto was Kiba actually had friends whereas Naruto didn't. He had black hair and wore a gray jacket and gray pants, the arms, bottom, and hood of the jacket had black fur trimming. His eyes were also black. On his face there were two red, isosceles triangles. Kiba was also a dog lover.

"Maybe because your teacher said it was extra credit, brat." Zabuza, the science teacher walked in, beside him was Haku. He whacked Kiba on his head. Kiba began to nurse his new bump and glared at his teacher. Nevertheless he sat down next to Hinata. Somewhere in the back, unnoticed by the others, Sasuke and Naruto resumed their small conversation.

Momochi Zabuza was the science teacher in the junior high area. In a way you could say he was strange too (then again so is the whole school). He had black hair and eyes and always wore bandages around the bottom part of his face. Much like Kakashi and his facemask. He wore a white shirt and blue pants. He had gray and white-patched arm and leg bands. For someone reason he carried a big sword with him everywhere he went.

Haku (his last name was unknown) was a freshman at the age of 15. He looked more like a girl at the first, second and third glance. In fact many mistook him for a girl, until Haku informed them. It caused so much chaos that half of the single population of the freshman class, (both boys and girls) were after Haku. Haku, for protection, often went to his junior high mentor, Zabuza, who managed to scare off the "suitors" with his sword and teacher authority. Haku also learned many things from Zabuza. Lately there have been rumors going around that the two have been going out...

The door opened again and in walked Seika. "Seika," asked Naruto. "What are you doing here?"

Seika let out a sigh and ran her hand through her white bangs. "Extra credit," she said.

"What do you mean extra credit," asked Sasuke. "Weren't you chosen for this play?"

"Yeah and I thought you were getting an A in Languages Arts," commented Naruto.

Seika let out another sigh. "High school students don't have to participate in the play. So my teacher told us that if we showed up for the play, he would give us extra credit. To answer Naruto's question, apparently I'm not getting an A like I thought I was."

"What are you getting," asked Naruto.

"A 79.9."

Naruto's sapphire eyes widen. Seika was getting a C? That was surprising. Granted it was a B if you rounded up, but shocking never the less. Naruto had heard Seika getting a B before but in the time he knew Seika he's never known for her to get a C. How strange... and shocking too... Well there's a first a time for everything.

Seika watched his reaction and nodded tiredly in agreement. It was a bit unbelievable. She must have blown one of her assignments, hence the reason she was here. Extra credit often does wonders to ones grades at times.

"Why do I have to come? It's not like she really needs us there," called out a loud voice from the hallway. In walked, Jiraiya and Tsunade, the high school's language arts teacher and the school's high school nurse and health teacher. Well it was more like Tsunade pushing her friend into the classroom. "Because she asked us to, baka," said Tsunade.

Both teachers were well over 50 and didn't look a day over 30. Jiraiya was the white haired teacher in charge as the high school languages art teacher, whereas Tsunade was the blond haired princess who was the high school area health teacher and nurse. Jiraiya was a bit perverted; writing (perverted) books in his free time. Tsunade had a gambling problem coupled with the worse luck ever. She lost almost every game she gambled on. It was a very bad habit.

Tsunade and Jiraiya were old classmate friends who studied together and played together when they were kids. There was third member of their group of friends but he couldn't make it to the play sign ups. He got stuck in a stupid teacher/parent meeting. Jiraiya on the other hand, was cursing his friend saying he staged that meeting so he wouldn't have to go through with the play.

Jiraiya looked to see his student, Seika in the classroom with the rest of the junior high students. When he said he was going to give extra credit he didn't think that anyone would actually take the offer. Then again Usuyuki was very fickle about her grades. She would use every chance given to her to improve her grades even more. "Usuyuki what are you doing here. You're getting an A in my class. You don't need the extra credit."

Seika was confused. That didn't make sense. Her grade, when she checked on the school website, was a 79.9. "But sensei., when I checked my grades on the school website it said I had a 79.9 and you had updated the grades the day before that," she said confused.

Jiraiya opened his grade book and looked at his grades. "I must have punched in the wrong calculations. You have the highest score in the class except for Uchiha." Seika twitched at the name. There they go again. Comparing her to him.

"Well then I guess I can go since I can't do anything more to improve my grade," said Seika. She was about to leave when someone's voice stopped her.

"You're not going anywhere Usuyuki. You came here for the play; you're staying to sign up for the play. Extra credit or not." In walked Kurenai. She had black hair and red eyes. She wore an unusual knee length white dress that seemed to be made up of many layers but still wasn't fluffy or puffy. Underneath her dress, she wore a pair of blue shorts.

Seika immediately took her seat. She had forgotten how scary Kurenai-sensei was when she wanted something done. Apparently she wasn't the only one. Everyone in the class shifted in their seats, some even moved further away from her.

The odd thing was that Kurenai-sensei seemed to be dragging someone into the class with her. Sasuke's onyx eyes widen in surprise. "Aniki?"

Indeed, Uchiha Itachi was being dragged into the classroom by the collar of his black cloak with clouds that he always wore. Itachi looked to see his brother to the side of him. "Oh konnichiwa Sasuke," said Itachi. Next to Kakashi, Seika visibly tensed and twitched a bit. Kakashi noticed this but didn't say anything.

"What are you doing here, Itachi," asked Sasuke. Many of the other junior high students weren't paying attention to the conversation between the two Uchihas. Neji and Lee were talking and Kiba tried to talk to his friend Hinata as she stumbled and stuttered over her words. Shikamaru looked like he was asleep and Sakura and Ino hadn't woken up yet. Kakashi was talking to Iruka as Gai and Asuma chatted near the front of the room. Kurenai joined her husband and co-worker. Tsunade and Jiraiya were arguing quietly in the back over why Jiraiya was supposed to be here. Only Naruto was paying attention to the conversation between the two Uchihas as Seika was sulking in the corner.

"Um... extra credit," said the older Uchiha hesitantly.

"Yeah right," muttered Seika under her breath. Itachi was getting a better grade then her and she already had an A. There was no way he was here for extra credit.

Itachi took a seat next to Seika. She growled and stood to move to another seat. Itachi followed her. This little game of cat and mouse continued until finally Seika was sitting back in her original seat with Itachi sitting next to her. Naruto and Sasuke sweat dropped as they watched the chase happened.

"Alright people," called Kurenai, getting everyone's attention. Behind her was a large white paper with lines on it. "This year's parts will randomly be assigned. So I want everyone." There was a huge emphasize of 'everyone'. "To come up here and sign their names under one of these lines. At the end of the line where you put your name, is the part you'll playing. Whatever role you get it is final. I don't care if you're a boy playing a girl's part or vice versa."

Movement of chairs and footsteps were heard as everyone signed their names under a line. Sakura and Ino had finally woken up and signed up as well. 5 minutes later everyone's name was on the board. All the parts were filled. "Good. Now listen up. This year we decided to do 'Sleeping Beauty'," announced Kurenai. There was a large groan from Kiba, Neji and Jiraiya, while Sakura and Ino looked at Kurenai with sparkles in their eyes. There was good a chance that Sasuke was the prince and one of them would be the Sleeping Beauty herself.

Kurenai stepped up to the board to reveal the first part, Sasuke. Sakura and Ino waited impatiently to see what part Sasuke had received. Kurenai took off the paper at the top. From Sasuke's name the line on top of it said: PRINCE

Sakura and Ino nearly had a heart attack. Now if they could only get the part of the princess. Sasuke on the other hand was horrified. That meant he had to kiss someone other then Naruto. Sasuke suddenly found himself praying that Naruto landed the princess part.

Kurenai, not going in any order, randomly chose the next name, Seika's. Her part turned out to be a White Fairy. "Well, not what I was hoping for but it'll have to do," muttered Seika. Itachi heard her.

"Were you expecting the part of princess," he joked. Seika hit him on the head with her textbook. "You idiot. I was hoping for stage hand not an actual part in the play," she snapped at him.

"Itachi-san you will be the Red Fairy," said Kurenai as she revealed Itachi's part next. Itachi paled when he heard this as Seika buried her face in her arms, trying to muffle her laughter. She was failing. It was Itachi's turn to glare at his classmate. Sasuke and Naruto were fighting to keep a straight face as Jiraiya and Tsunade looked amused. Kakashi who also knew of Itachi had a smile under his facemask unseen by anyone.

Kakashi's part was the next one. It wasn't as bad as Itachi though. Kakashi had the part as the King. The scarecrow just shrugged. He didn't mind the part. When Iruka's part was revealed, Kakashi smiled. Iruka was the Queen. Iruka smiled too. No one (besides Naruto) could figure out why Iruka was smiling. Asuma had a hunch though. He knew Kakashi had a crush on Iruka back when they were in college. It had been 3 years since they last saw each other so it wouldn't be surprising to Asuma if Kakashi and Iruka had gotten together.

"Too bad," said Jiraiya. He stroked his chin with his thumb. "I was thinking I would have made a good king."

Tsunade playfully whacked him on the head. "Yeah right," she said. "You're fit to be a fairy, you big softie."

Well look here. The Orange Fairy is Jiraiya's part. Tsunade didn't bother to hide her laughter. She was almost rolling on the ground. That was until her part was reveal: Minion 2/Extra/Servants. Jiraiya playfully whack Tsunade on the back. "Good for you." he said. Tsunade attempted to whack her old friend. Jiraiya dodged the attempt. "Come back here you fool," she said to him, almost yelling at him. It wasn't much of a surprise when Tsunade started to chase her friend around the classroom.

"This is so bothersome," said Shikamaru. Kurenai told him his part. "Shikamaru you'll be playing Minion 3/Extra/Servants" Shikamaru just shrugged. He didn't care what part he got. He just wanted to get this play over with so he go back to cloud watching.

"So what part do you think you'll get, Neji," asked Lee. Strangely the friendship between these two was similar to Naruto and Sasuke. Neji was one of the most popular boys in the 8th grade and Lee was considered weird so a lot of people don't talk to him. They had met when both signed up for Martial Arts Club. From there, their acquaintance turned into a rival/friends relationship. Neji often teased Lee and Lee away tried to surpass Neji in martial arts.

Neji shrugged. "Who knows? I just hope I'm not getting the princess part. I don't want to kiss Uchiha."

"Hyuuga Neji, you're playing Minion 1/Extra/ Servant," called Kurenai.

Neji sweat dropped. Well at least it wasn't the princess part. Kurenai then called out Lee's part. "Rock Lee you'll be playing the Green Fairy."

Lee collapsed to the floor. Neji leaned down and patted his friend on the back. "There, there Lee. I think you'll make a wonderful fairy." Lee blushed several shades of red. Then Neji turned around and began to shake silently in laughter. He was polite enough to not laugh out loud at his friend, but when Neji pictured Lee in a green fairy dress, his self-control nearly snapped.

"Hyuuga Hinata will be the Blue Fairy and Haku is the Teal Fairy. Zabuza, Gai, and Asuma will all be minions/extras/servants."

Neji and Lee congratulated Hinata who was stuttering in shock. Zabuza and Haku did the same though Haku believed being a fairy wouldn't help him with his girls and guys problem. Gai and Asuma shook hands telling each other they better play their parts correctly.

And...

That left Kiba, Naruto, Sakura, and Ino as the only people not assigned to a part yet. There was one fairy left, the evil queen, possibly another extra part, and the princess. Kiba was hoping for the minion/extra/servant part. That way he wouldn't have to do much. Sakura, Ino, and Naruto were all hoping for the princess part so they could be with Sasuke. Naruto was also hoping that Sakura or Ino became the evil queen. Sasuke was praying for Naruto to get the princess part.

"Kiba you're playing the Purple Fairy," said Kurenai.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kiba did NOT want to play some stupid fairy in the stupid play. He was NOT going to wear a dress and it would be a cold day in hell if he starts to prance around waving a wand with pixie dust. He refused to do this part. Kiba opened his mouth to object before Kurenai-sensei silenced him with her hand. "Kiba as I said earlier I don't care what part you get, but it's final. You're the purple fairy, live with it."

"Kurenai is being a bit temperamental today isn't she," Kakashi asked Asuma. Asuma nodded. "Yeah. I think it has to do with the prank one of her students played on her a few days ago. I also think it's that time of the month for her too." Kakashi nodded. Women and their mood swings. It was almost as dangerous as their temper. A very scary thing. Many men tended to avoid the opposite sex when they sense the lady is high-strung, angry, or moody.

Sakura then glared at Ino. Her 'Inner Sakura' blazing. 'I'm going to be the princess and get to kiss Sasuke-kun, Ino-pig!!'

Ino returned the glare with her glare. 'Don't think I'll let you have this princess part so easily, Big Forehead Sakura,' thought Ino.

"The princess part goes to..."

Ino and Sakura soon forgot their little argument and paid attention to who was playing the princess part.

"Uzumaki Naruto."

For the second time today and the third time this week, Sakura and Ino had lost Sasuke-kun to Naruto. While Naruto wanted to jump up and rejoice, he managed to restrain himself from doing anything drastic. On the other hand, Sasuke looked like he was ready to kiss his boyfriend despite the fact that they had an audience. Naruto had gotten the princess part!!

Sakura and Ino were so shocked (they were like stones figures cracking at the head) at the fact that they lost the princess part to Naruto that they didn't hear Kurenai-sensei read off their parts.

"Sakura will play the evil queen and Ino will play the evil old lady/minion/extra/servant."

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Area: Junior High Area

Class/Location: Random Hallway

Teacher: None

Time: 4: 00 pm

Date: Wednesday, March 19

Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Sasuke's fan group, Seika, Itachi, Jiraiya, and Tsunade

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Naruto and Sasuke walked through the hallways of the school. As soon as everyone left and they were alone, Sasuke practically suffocated his boyfriend with a kiss. Who could blame him? His boyfriend got the princess part. Sasuke didn't have to kiss Kiba, Sakura, Ino, or anyone else for that matter. That alone brought great relief to the young Uchiha. He hated to think if Kiba received the princess part. He shuttered, thinking what would happen if it was Sakura or Ino who got the princess part. Sasuke would never live it down. The young Uchiha rather kiss his brother then those two crazy girls.

So telling his brother that they were going to work on their English project, Sasuke and Naruto headed back to Naruto's house. Not completely sure if anyone was watching (both were wary of fan girls) they didn't hold hands like they wanted to. Instead the hands almost seem to brush against each other.

"I'm so happy that I got the princess part. Whoa, never thought I'd ever say that before," said Naruto.

Sasuke just smiled. He opened his mouth to say something but he was cut off by a rumbling noise. Both boys turned around only to stare in horrified shock. Stampeding towards them was a horde of girls even bigger then Monday's horde. There was this odd red glint in their eyes and one could almost feel the bloodlust coming off the horde. Apparently Sasuke's fan group had already heard of Naruto's part as princess.

"Naruto," started Sasuke. There was fear in his voice. Understand that although Sasuke isn't normally the type of person to admit he fears something, when it comes to his fan girls, Sasuke had no problem running.

"Yes," asked Naruto. Like Sasuke, Naruto had no problem running from those rabid fan girls. In fact, Naruto only had to deal with them for about 3 days and he was already scarred for life because of those fan girls. Naruto was still completely lost on how Sasuke managed to deal with his fan group every single day. This was crazy.

"Run."

Simple and efficient, both boys broke out in a run. Behind them were the fan girls. One of the classroom doors opened, revealing Seika as she was about leave the room. She was looking back so she didn't see the commotion outside. Just as she was about to step outside, something came rushing past her. It was Naruto and Sasuke.

"What the—?"

BOOM!! BOOM!!

Sasuke's fan group came rushing by waving pitchforks and blazing in anger. Seika was pushed back inside the classroom, landing on her butt. She watched in horror as the fan group ran by. Scary. She looked at Itachi who happened to be right behind her. "Is that what you go through everyday," she asked in amazement. The older Uchiha nodded.

Seika blinked in amazement. "I actually feel sorry for you," she commented. Itachi shrugged. He didn't want pity. Though he knew what his brother was going through.

"Usuyuki can I have a word with you," said Jiraiya. In his hands was his grade book. Seika paled rapidly. "Yes," she asked, fearing worse.

"Umm. It seems I made a mistake this afternoon," he started. Seika continue to pale as Itachi watched in curiosity.

"Yes, he need reading glasses," joked Tsunade. Jiraiya glared at his friend.

Clearing his throat he continued, "You are getting a 79.9. I was looking at the wrong grade. You apparently didn't do very well on the last test so I had to drop your grade down. Since you did show up for the play, I'll add the extra credit to your grade, bringing it up to a B."

Seika didn't hear anything after 79.9. "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[When you put it together

It's magic

You go alacka, alacka zoom

When you put it together

It's magic

All you need is inside of you

So put it together

And go bibity, bopity, boom]

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Seito: Poor Seika. She's almost failing Languages Art Class.

Seika: I really should hurt you shouldn't I?

Seito: I have no idea what you mean. ; Sorry the short chapter. It only looks long cause the answering of reviews took up a lot of space. By the way... does anyone know when Itachi's birthday is? And how many people want Itachi/Seika pairing? I'm going to try some very light, almost nonexistent fluff in chapter 7 with them. (Seika: YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT?!?!?!)

Review please! (",)