a/n: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I went over the past couple chapters and I found so many errors I nearly had a heart attack. I will try to repost an edited version of those chapters at some point, and I will also try to be more careful from now on.
disclaimer: no, don't own any anime used in here I don't own the songs used either.
Chapter 4: Sing a song
As soon as the cats appeared Ranma freaked out again. "WAH!!!" he ran and jumped in Akane's lap.
Rori used her authoress powers to make her flesh and blood again except it didn't quite work... Rori came back animated. She had ridiculously long black hair with torquise streaks, nose and brow piercings along with four piercings in her left ear, and huge brown eyes. She also became rather tall. The only thing about her new appearence that she didn't like was her clothes. She was wearing a tight fitting button down top that was mostly unbuttoned and shorts that were so short they could've been underwear. Rori shreiked. A large concealing cloak imeaditly covered her. Her friends stared at her bug eyed as the anime charecters put out the fire. Rori glared at the sky and a bolt of lightning shot across it. Thunder boomed around them seconds later. Rain started to pour and soon everyone was soaked. Loki Lexi and Danni banded together and used thier powers of supporting authors of the story and quickly built a large building around them. Everyone was dripping wet and glaring at the shivering lump that was Rori. Rori had made good use of the cloak and was hiding underneath it due to her absolute fear of thunder storms.
Before any serious harm could be inflicted upon Rori, Loki yelled "OK! Time to see who's here and who isn't. Raise your hand if you're not here." no one seemed to think the old joke was funny. "Fine, be that way." murmered Loki.
Lexi took initiative, "Ok everybody please find people from your show and line up together, NOW!" Danni blew the air horn for emphasis.
(for some shows I didn't include every single charecter because if I did the groups would be WAY to big. So take Fushigi Yuugi for instance I would have to have the Suzaku seven the Sieryu seven the Genbu seven and the Biaku(?) seven along with alot of other charecters, so I just have the charecters who appear in almost every episode)
Everyone quickly assembled in groups, some of the groups were ridiculously large others just had three or four people. "Ok, you small groups band together to make one large group!" The main charecters of FLCL banded together with others from Chobits and Cowboy Bebop. Likewise Petshop Of Horrors charecters went with the cast of Ahzumanga Diaoh.
Once that was all done Rori grabbed the megaphone and began to explain the new game.
"We are going to play a game called Animal Farm" she called "Each group of you will be given a animal and you have to imitate that animal's sound to find everyone else on your team. You will have to keep your eyes closed for the entire game and you have to crawl around on your hands and knees. NO PEEKING!" the four girls went to each team and assigned thier animal, a threat was also issued for those who didn't wish to particapate in the game. Rori, Lexi, Danni, and Loki clapped thier hands together in unison and the teams found themselves on thier hands and knees without a clue as to where they were, the girls had taken the liberty of putting blindfolds on everyone. "BEGIN!" they all bellowed.
Shouts echoed through the room. The Cowboy Bebop crew along with the FLCL troupe and Chobits gang were oinking like pigs trying to find oneanother. Gundam Wing-ans were barking like dogs. Inuyasha people were meowing. Gravitation's cast were neighing like horses. There was also some hissing, hooting, squeaking, cawing, squawking, quacking, roaring, mooing, ribiting, and various other animal noises. The whole building shook with the sounds of the animals.
"MOO!!!" Count D shouted boredly, he had promptly sat down as soon as the game started. No crawling around for the Count, no siree! But he was bumped by many people and poor little Chris (Petshop Of Horrors) was quite upset when he couldn't persuade D to help him find the others of thier show.
Ryuichi (Gravitation) was running around like an absolute idiot, but he was obviously enjoying himself which counts for something...I think... But Ryuichi soon ran into some trouble, poor guy. 'Trouble' proved to be a wall, well four of them actually, he kept running into them. "RYUICHI WATCH OUT FOR THE DAMN WALLS! THOSE BRAIN CELLS CAN'T BE REPLACED!" Danni shouted to him helpfully.
Ryuichi tried out her advice but failed. Ryuichi was soon taken out of the game due to a concussion.
Soon the game ended and the cast of X were the winners.
"KAREOKE TIME!!!" Loki yelled. Everyone groaned. Rori used her authoress powers to make a stage and kareoke set thingy, she also had Eiri Yuki on the stage. On top of that she added a snack bar and alcoholic beverages for those who could have them.
"You're first!" Rori crowed.
"Um... I'll sing-"
"Can ya sing this Yuki?" Rori gave him the lyrics to a certain song. Yuki gave her a look that meant 'no' but Rori sent some sparks of lightning through her fingertips and he suddenly agreed.
"ah-hem...... WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP BABY, just to let me down and mess me around. And than worst of all (worst of all) you never call baby, when ya say you will. but I love you still! I need you more than anyone darling, you're all that I had from the start. So build me up buttercup, don't break my heart. I'll be over at ten you told me time and again, but you're late. I wait around again. I open the door, I can't take anymore, you let me down again. Baby baby, trying to find. a little time and I'll make you mine. I REFUSE TO DO MORE!!!!!"
"c'mon that's not even half the song!!!" the girls protested. Eiri refused to budge and wouldn't sing another note of the song Build Me Up Buttercup, by the Foundations.
"OK! Who's next?"
Wufei stomped on stage, he was completly drunk (didn't take him long did it?) "EVERYONE WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING!!! THOSE DUDES WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING!!" he didn't get any further because he was hit by hoardes of rotten produce provided by Rori's troublesome muse Saren.
"Inuyasha sing a song!" Danni called
"No!"
"Sit!" exclaimed Kagome, "Do it Inuyasha!!" Inuyasha grumbled but walked up to the stage. He grabbed the microphone and sat down.
"Nice guys finish last, you're running out of gas. your sympathy will get ya left behind. Try to do your best when you feel your worst, you feel washed up like piss goin down the drain. Pressure cooker bake my brain and tell me I'm insane. I'm so frigging happy I could cry. Every joke can have its truth but now the jokes on you, never knew you were such a funny guy. Nice guys finish last when you run outta gas, don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine. Living on demand, your shaking lots of hands. You're kissing up and bleeding all your trust. Taking what you need, bite the hand that feeds, you lose your memory and you got no shame. Pressure cooker bake my brain and tell me I'm insane, I'm so frigging happy I could cry. Every joke can have its truth but now the joke's on you. Never knew you were such a funny guy. Oh nice guys finish last, when you run outta gas, don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine. Oh nice guys finish last, when you run outta gas, don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine. Oh nice guys finish last, when you run outta gas, don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine. Oh nice guys finish last, when you run outta gas, don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine." Inuyasha sang the Green Day song at superspeed and he was red as his haori by the end of it. Inuyasha opened his eyes and looked out at the shocked crowd.
"Oh my god, Inuyasha!" Kagome exclaimed, Inuyasha was now expecting a compliment "That was the worst performance I've ever seen in my life!!" Inuyasha's face fell and he looked like he might start to cry. But than Inuyasha noticed that Kagome had a little fluffy tail, just like Shippo's, his mind raced to put two and two together but finally he got it.
"SHIPPO!!!!!!!!!!" the half demon bellowed. Shippo abandoned his diguse and ran like his life depended on it (which it literally did) Inuyasha hot on his heels.
"Well.... That was.... Odd." said Lexi, "Up next is Faye with 'I'm just a girl!"
Faye walked onto the stage confidently while Spike plugged up his ears to protect them from potential damage.
"Take this pink ribbon off my eyes. I'm exposed and it's no big surprise. Don't you think I know exactly where I stand, when this world is forcing me to hold your hand. Cuz I'm just a girl, oh little old me. Don't let me out of your sight. I'm just a girl all pretty and petite, so don't let me have any rights. Woah, I've had it up to here. The moment that I step outside, so many reasons for me to run and hide. Can't do those little things I hold so dear, cuz it's all those little things that I fear. Cuz I'm just a girl, I'd rather not be. Because they won't let me drive late at night. Oh I'm just a girl, guess I'm some kind of freak, cuz they all sit and stare with thier eyes. Oh I'm just a girl, take a good look at me. Just your typical prototype. Woah I've had it up to here! WOAH! AM I MAKING MYSELF clear?! I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. That's all that You'll let me be! Oh I'm just a girl living in captivity who'd thought make me worry so. Oh i'm just a girl; that's my destiny, this culture is making me dumb. i'm just a girl, my apologies. I'm just a girl, tweedle dum I'm Just a girl. WOAH!! I've Had It Up To HERE!!!!" All the girls in the room were dancing crazily and deciding on this song as thier new anthem. Spike had unplugged his ears as soon as he saw that people weren't dying from the sound of Faye's voice and he even started to dance a little bit with Sango, who just happened to be nearby.
Loki yawns theatrically and whines, "Let's do somethiiiiing else."
Lexi, Danni and Rori quickly brainstormed and came up with an idea. Rori used authouress power to create several pinatas hanging in various places from the ceiling, all at different hieghts.
The crazy-author girls clap thier hands and whistle. (Why? Because I said so!) And everyone found themselves seperated into groups acoording to height. Each group had one person with a blind fold and a wood stick thing to whack at the pinata with. Lexi sounded the airhorn and the insanity began.
Yahiko (Rorouni Kenshin) started to hack away at the air like a madman with his wooden stick. But he could not find the damn pinata to whack it.
"WHERE IS THE DAMN THING!!!!!: He yelled between swings.
"Use the force," Danni stated wisely.
Yahiko growled, ripped off the blindfold and started chasing Danni, swinging the stick like it was a sword. Danni laughed maniacally and ran, always a few steps ahead of Yahiko and his makeshift katanna
To be continued....
a/n: Don't hurt me! I know this chapter sucks and is short but I can explain!.....Ok, maybe I can't. Just I can't think of anything else to do with this chapter, if anyone wants more kareoke tell me but personally I'm not to fond of that bit.
Well reveiw and tell me how bad it was.
Rori