Mesa no own Naruto.
Seito: Okay I've been neglecting this fic. I must have written 10 other fics without so much looking at this one. (Seika: First off you did look at it. You were just too lazy to sent it off and second, you did write 10 fics and is in the process of writing another short story.) Seito: =ignoring Seika= But you people are so nice. 86 reviews!! =Faint=
I just have a question to the readers. How many of you have me on your author's favorites list or alert because of this story? I'm just curious. (18 favorite list and 30 alerts?!)
Okay time to answer reviews.
To Life's Garnet:
=faints from shock= Seika: Look what you've done. Now I have to take over. Seito said thanks for the review and I'm saying thank for saying I don't rule the story. (Wait if you did then she would trash the fic and then I could disappear. I TAKE THAT BACK!!!!) Seito also says she shock =looks at the unconscious Seito= that you consider this story worth reading. (There are many times where she doesn't believe that unless it comes from someone else. She's so stubborn.)
To The La/=/er
Seika: She says there nothing to say as she talks to you almost every single weekend (and sometimes weekdays if they can get the timing right) other then thanks for reediting the chapter. Yes my grandfather is a stick in the mud. I think my mother and grandmother were the only ones sane in my family. Notice that they're the people married INTO the family. I guess insanity runs high in my family. (This is all from Seito's mind?)
To Amine Ambreen and Poke' Manic
Seika: Seito says you're crazy enough to review every single Naruto story she has in one day. (She was tracking you. Even predicting which Naruto story you would do to next). But she thanks you for the reviews and for putting her on your favorites list. (That's one person about of 48 people.)
To Naruke
Seika: You're not going to stop worshiping this fic are you? Stop it!! You'll make her write even more!! And Itachi and I are never getting 'together'. Seika: Actually you probably will just at the end of the story. If I don't get that far then I guess I'll have to write a sequel. Seika: Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?!! Seito: Not anymore. I'll handle the rest of the reviews.
To Purim
Thank you for reediting. You four are so patient with me. =sweat drop=
To Lady Yura
Don't worry you're not the only one who can't count. (Seika: What are you talking about? You can count in four different languages. Seito: three. Seika: Well three then! Seito: I forgot Hawaiian, can only count to ten in Spanish, English, and perfecting is Japanese. Your point? Seika: -.- I have an idiot creator.) Anyways the ninja stuff won't really be in here but there is a few fighting scenes like with Seika and her family and Itachi and the Martial Arts Club. No Jutsu or Charka or anything. Naruto doesn't have Kyuubi inside of him. He has a stuff fox named Kyuubi that appears in the story a lot. As far as Neji and Lee well I'm leaning towards that pairing but I have no idea where they stand in the story (if they're going out or not). I'll figure that out later.
To Yum
Yes I'm learning Japanese. I'm on Level 1. (Hehehe) Can't you tell by my horrible attempts to add them in?
To Kirikouchan
Thank you for the link. And I have no idea if they've changed it or not. I haven't gotten that far. T-T I wanna see Itachi in color!! (I've only read the manga) The people who told me said it came from a character book.
To PTBS
First off Seiji, give up. No matter how much you threaten us authoress you change the fact that we'll torture you. Wine... Seika has never drank before. (Seika: Don't you even dare.) But then again she's already promise to kill me. One more thing to the list won't hurt. I should try that. Lemon? =Seika and Seiji stop PTBS= In the sense of the fruit (Seika and Seiji: Whew!) Or lemon in the sense of umm... sexual? (Seika and Seiji: O.O NOOOOOO!!!!!) I don't know how to write that and I'm sure I want to write that but I know what it is. (Seika: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seiji: At least she doesn't want to write it yet. Seika: That's true.)
To the rest of the reviewers
THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING!!!!!
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
=Break in time/Flashback=
-----Info on what's happening in the next paragraph(s)-------
(Small Authoress Note/Interruption)
[Song]
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The big night is finally here. It's show time! That is... if you can make it to stage on time. Being locked in a closet all tied up isn't good. So while your boyfriend looks franticly for you, your roommate can't control her laughter as she looks at your boyfriend's brother in a dress. When the play finally begins, umm... the swapping begins to take place. As everyone's parts seem to jump around, you're still locked up in the closet. Now everyone is waiting patiently for the big kiss scene. Question is, will you screw up or will the school be utterly disgusted that you two actually kissed? Will your secret be revealed? That's for me to know and for you to find out.
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[All that you needed
Was there all the time]
Finally! After weeks of practice, it comes down to this. It's time for the play to begin. After a nice little shock from Kurenai, it appears Naruto and Sasuke will "REALLY" have to kiss in front of an audience, (Sasuke and Naruto were fine with that, Sakura and Ino weren't) everything seems to be moving fine. Of course that's usually when everything manages to go wrong.
So the night of the play, an hour before it starts, it was no surprise to hear the word, "NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Area: School
Location: Auditorium
Time: 5: 15
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Everyone in the play but Naruto
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Sasuke was in a bit of distress. Naruto was nowhere in sight yet. Sasuke knew Naruto had left his house and was on his way here. So upon telling Kurenai, her response wasn't too pleasant. Nearly everyone looked to the director of the play, wondering why on earth she was yelling.
"What's going on?" asked Neji. He was wearing a servant outfit. It was colorful and very out of character for the young Hyuuga. Then again it did look like something out of a fairytale book. Blue tights and brown tunic/shirt with a white feather green hat is what the servant outfit looked like.
"I'm not sure," mumbled Hinata. She was wearing a blue dress with a blue rope belt that had tassels on the end. Around her head was a blue headband and two flowers were pinned in her hair. Transparent wings glimmered a bit as the light reflected off the glitter on the wings. In her hands was a silver wand with a light blue star at the top.
Standing next to her was Lee. He wore a green version of the fairy costume that Hinata was wearing. He poked Neji with his silver wand with a green star. After awhile, Neji grabbed the wand and nearly snapped in two, distracted by Lee. After he did that, he proceeded in trying to calm his cousin who was stuttering even worse then before. Hinata was very nervous. Lee helped after he finished annoying Neji a bit more.
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"What's going on, Sasuke?" asked Itachi. Sasuke looked at his brother. "Naruto isn't here yet." Itachi looked around. "I noticed. Seika isn't here either. What's keeping them so long? They should have been here a long time ago. After all they live the closest." At that same moment, Seika walked in. She wore an outfit similar to Hinata and Lee's, except it was white. Her own transparent wings were flapping in the wind and her white hair was down. In her hands was a silver wand with a white star.
"Seika, where's Naruto," asked Sasuke. Seika blinked. "He should be here already. He left before me."
"That's the thing. He isn't here yet," said Itachi. Seika looked up at her classmate, her mouth was open as if she was about to say something. Nothing came out. Instead she leaned against the wall. Her body was shaking silently and Itachi could hear the soft giggles as Seika TRIED to conceal her laughter.
"I fail to see what's so funny Seika." Itachi said dryly. What was funny was the sight before Seika. It was Itachi... in a DRESS. Like Hinata and Seika, Itachi was also wearing fairy outfit. It was a red dress with a red rope belt and tassels and transparent wings. His black hair was down as Kurenai-sensei said it would help make him look like a fairy. Kurenai- sensei had done her job well. The older Uchiha even had red nail polish to match his outfit and silver wand with a red star.
Somewhere to the side, Haku held up the ends of his teal fairy outfit. He looked at Zabuza, who was wearing a servant outfit like Neji except brown and black, and said, "Somehow I don't think this is going to help my problems with my girls and guys problem," said Haku. Zabuza just grunted a reply, "I'll murder them if they come close to you." Haku smiled. "Thank you Zabuza-san."
Not too far from Haku, sat Kiba in his purple fairy costume. He was grumbling as he sat there. Next to him, lay his silver wand with the purple star. He hated this stupid play. Kiba rather be playing with his dog, even doing homework then to go out there and do this play, wearing this stupid dress. He'll be the laughingstock of the school. That is, unless Naruto and Sasuke are the laughingstock come tomorrow. After all, they'll be the ones kissing, not Kiba. In that alone, Kiba was grateful.
Although, Tsunade was wearing a white and yellow servant outfit nothing could stop her laughter as she saw Jiraiya. Jiraiya was looked ever worse then Itachi. The orange fairy costume stood out and there was a big orange bow in Jiraiya's white hair. "Shut up," he told his laughing friend. She didn't hear him and continued to laugh her heart out. This was sooooo funny!!! Wait until Orochimaru hears about this one!!
"I'm going to try and find Naruto," said Sasuke.
"Yes, you do that," said Kurenai, walking towards the two Uchihas and Seika. "Since your part doesn't come in until much later you don't have to worry about not getting back in time. Until you find Uzumaki, we'll have to find someone else to play the princess part."
Sakura and Ino immediately perked up. "We'll do it," they said together. When they realized the other had said the same thing they glared at each other. Kurenai just sighed. "Well who ever does it, they have to learn the lines in less then an hour."
==Meanwhile==
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Area: School
Location: Random Closet
Time: 5: 25
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Naruto
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Naruto was bound and gagged, tied up in the closet. He struggled to untie the ropes and wasn't having much luck. All he was doing was heading towards the auditorium before he was jumped on. He didn't know whom but he was sure he knew why. It was probably Sakura and Ino. One thing was for sure though, when he got out of this, someone was going to pay.
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Area: School
Location: Auditorium
Time: 6: 15
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Everyone in the play but Naruto and Sasuke
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The audience went quiet as the lights above them began to dim and the lights on stage grew brighter. It was finally time for the play to start. "Long ago in the distant kingdom," Tenten's voice came over the speakers. She had volunteered to be the narrator of the play. The blue, heavy curtains began to open. Out came Iruka and Kakashi. There was a golden crown on Iruka's head, small much like the queen's would be. He wore a yellow dress with long sleeves. Kakashi on the other hand had a bigger crown that was nearly lost in his silver hair. He insisted on wearing his facemask and bandana. Kakashi wore a rich blue coat and long blue pants.
"The King and Queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl."
In Iruka's hands was a baby doll wrapped in a white blanket. "Our beautiful baby," whispered Kakashi. Iruka proceed to blush a brilliant red color. He was so easily embarrassed.
"The King and Queen threw a party in celebration. They invited the seven good fairies to bless their child."
Kakashi and Iruka looked to the side curtain to see no fairies coming out. Tenten tried again. "They invited the seven good fairies." Iruka and Kakashi sweat drop. Still no fairies. What was taking them so long? Tenten however wasn't as patient. "I said THEY INVITED THE SEVEN GOOD FAIRIES!!"
There was movement behind the side curtain. "Seika get out there," whispered someone. Suddenly someone in white was pushed out onto the stage, tripped and fell over. There were soft chuckles of laughter in the audiences. Seika pushed her hair out of her face and glared back at the certain Uchiha that had pushed her. She let out a low hiss as she saw that 'did-I-do-that' innocent expression on his face. 'Oooo, He's going to pay for this,' she thought.
"Seika," whispered Iruka. Kakashi pointed to the audience behind them as Seika look towards them. She sweat drop and began to turn around to face the audience. She blushed in embarrassment, her cheeks turning a ruby red color. 'Did they just see that,' Seika thought. There was a cough to remind her that she had a part to play. The thing was, she was the second fairy, not the first. Itachi had the opening lines.
"Umm... your majesties," started Seika. She was starting to sweat. It's not easy to make up lines in front of audience. Itachi was definably going to pay for this. "Uh... forgive our lateness. My...umm... sisters will be uh... arriving soon." She bowed a little before heading to the side curtain.
Then she said, "There you are." Her voice was slightly too sugary sweet. "Sister dearest as the oldest of us fairies I believe you should start the gift giving." With that said, she jerked Itachi from out of the side curtain and next to her.
Laughter did break out that time. After all it wasn't everyday you see the famous Uchiha Itachi in a dress and looking like a girl. Itachi glared at Seika, who was smiling, as he flushed in embarrassment too. "Why did you pull me out? Why not anyone else," Itachi whispered harshly to Seika. Seika's smile turned into a frown. "Because you pushed me out here in the first place," she whispered back with the harshness. Then loudly she said, "Now sister don't stand there. Present your gift." She pushed Itachi towards Iruka and Kakashi. Itachi glared at Seika again and pulled out his wand. More laughter broke out as Itachi redirected his glare from Seika to the audience. His eyes were flashing a dangerous red color. The audience quickly shut up faster then you could say, Uchiha. 'Feh, that'll teach them to laugh at me,' he thought in triumph.
Itachi cleared his throat and randomly waved his wand. "I, Anita, the Red Fairy give you, Briar Rose, the gift of beauty." There was a shimmer of pixie dust as Itachi thought, 'Anita? Who the hell came up with a name like that?!'
He looked at Seika. It was her turn. "I believe it's your turn, sister dearest." There was a mixture of venom and a little too much sweetness in his voice. Seika sent her glare back at Itachi and proceed to follow his previous action. "I, Angela, the White Fairy give you, Briar Rose, the gift of beauty- I mean of wisdom." 'Angela,' she thought. 'Kami-sama that sounds stupid.'
They both looked to see if their sisters... I mean co-actors had umm... 'arrived' yet. Nothing. They hadn't come out yet. "I wonder where they are. I will go and look for them," said Itachi. This was a perfect excuse to not come back after he sent the others out. He began to head towards the side curtain. That was until Seika grabbed him. "Sister. Stay here with the King and Queen. You are the oldest and represent the family. It would be rude if you left. I will find our sisters."
In the audience, those who knew of the play were thinking, 'This is not how the play goes. What are they doing up there?!'
"Damnit Seika. Why are you doing this to me," asked Itachi softly. "Consider this pay back for everything you've done to me. Besides I knew if you went to get them and you would never come back. If I suffer, then you suffer. It's only fair," said Seika. Itachi sent her on of his iciest glares. 'Fair? Yeah right,' he thought. "What makes you think that you won't do the same," asked Itachi. "'Cause I am giving you my word. I'll come back. Besides, I need the extra credit remember?"
The audience watched as the 2 fairies argued silently on stage. It was rather cute in their opinion. Those who knew of Seika and Itachi would think back to the rumors that floated around a few weeks back. Some of the high school girls in the audience broke down crying for one reason or another. A few of them left not being able to watch any further. On stage, Seika disappeared behind the side curtain.
"Will you get out there?!" "No!" "Too bad you're going." "As your teacher, I'm telling you I'm not going out there." "Hey you have no right to threaten me with your authority as a teacher!" "She has a point." "Well I am." "Don't make me get Kurenai-sensei." "Usuyuki-san do we have to?" "Yes Haku you do." "I-I-I can't g-go o-out until e-everyone else g-goes." "Hinata-chan don't worry. You're not the problem." "I really don't want to do this." "Lee, I told you you'd make a great fairy right? Well, prove me right." "Um... Alright Neji. If you say so." "Good. Let me give you a head start."
At that moment a stumbling Rock Lee was pushed out onto the stage followed by an Inuzuka Kiba who was also thrown out. Seika pushed out Haku and Jiraiya followed being pushed by Neji and Asuma-sensei. Behind Jiraiya- sensei was Hinata.
That did it. Laughter broke out faster then anyone could say "Naruto". Haku wasn't doing too badly. In fact a few of his fan girls and boys fainted. Zabuza had suddenly developed a case of twitching when he saw that. Hinata, everyone understood. In fact many people thought she fit the part perfectly. It was Lee, Kiba, and Jiraiya who looked funny. Most of the high school students were on the floor, rolling in laughter, at the big bow in Jiraiya's hair alone. The three of them all thought, 'I hate this part.'
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Area: School
Location: Somewhere
Time: 6: 39
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Sasuke
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Sasuke peeked into one of the classroom. "Naruto," he called out. First off he knew his boyfriend wasn't playing games and decided not to show up. Naruto actually looked forward to the play. Never mind the fact that he was playing the girl's part. Second he knew all of his fan girls were on the constant lookout for Naruto (to hurt him) and himself (to hug him). Third, Sasuke also knew that Sakura and Ino would have done almost anything to get the princess part. That meant even kidnapping Naruto.
"Where on earth did they hide him," Sasuke muttered angrily. Sakura and Ino had something coming to them as soon as he found Naruto.
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Area: School
Location: Auditorium
Time: 6: 45
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Cast of the play except Sasuke and Naruto, and the audience
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Everyone had gotten through their lines with little scrapes and bruises, surprisingly. Now it was Hinata's turn. "Just as the Blue Fairy, 'Angel' (the other 6 fairies, "How come she gets the pretty name? Why was I stuck with Anita [Itachi], Angela [Seika], Ashley [Haku], Amberstone [Jiraiya] and Anna [Kiba]), was about to grant the princess her wish, there was a burst of smoke," said Tenten.
=Whoosh=
Everyone on stage began to cough and choke. 'Talk about overkill in the special effects part,' thought Itachi. Next to him, Seika's eyes began to water slightly. Too strong. There was waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much smoke on the stage just for an entrance. 'Mental note. Kill that Sakura girl,' thought Seika. All this smoke was making her eyes tear. Regular smoke, Seika could handle, but whatever this smoke was, it had something in it that was making her tear. She wasn't the only one. Hinata and Kiba were too. Though Kiba was holding his nose more so then his wiping his eyes.
"Don't invite me to the party will you? Now you'll pay!"
'Wait a minute. I know that voice,' thought Kakashi. His own black eye was tearing. There was probably some household chemical in there wasn't good to be around, mixed with few others. 'It isn't?!' It was.
When the smoke finally cleared (to everyone's relief), there stood Gai- sensei in a black, billowy dress. On his head was a pointy hat. His fairy wings were black and scaly. Instead of a silver wand, it was black and had a black orb on it. Almost everyone on stage fell over. What the hell was Gai-sensei doing?!
"Gai!" Kakashi grabbed his friend and former rival by the collar of his dress. "What are you doing?!" The PE teacher shrugged. "Sakura-san asked me to take her part." Kakashi stared at Gai. His only visible eye had stopped tearing and was now filled hints of shock. Then where was Sakura? "What?" It was Gai's turn to shrug.
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Area: Junior High Area/High School Area
Location: Art Class
Teacher: None
Time: 6: 45
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Sasuke and Kurenai
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Sasuke opened the art class's closet. Nope. Still Naruto was not to be found. That meant Naruto wasn't in the Junior High Area. That left the Elementary and High School area. Sasuke headed towards the High School Area first.
He got through about half of the classrooms before Kurenai caught up with him. She told him to go back 'cause his part was coming up next and that she'll continue to look for Naruto. "Okay," said Sasuke. "But Kurenai- sensei?"
"Yes?"
"Make sure you check all the closets."
"Huh?"
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Area: School
Location: Auditorium
Time: 6: 53
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Cast of the play except for Sasuke, Naruto, and Kurenai
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"The baby princess was growing up to be a beautiful lady like the seven fairies said she was."
Kakashi's question about what happened to Sakura was soon answered. In a very shocking pink (it blinded a few people) dress and a way too shiny crown was Sakura...as the princess... There were a few hushed whispers through the audience as Sakura stepped out into the spotlight. Some were good, some were bad, and some were just random questions as confusion began to run amuck the crowd.
"Hey I thought Naruto was the princess." "Who is that girl?" "She's pretty." "Why does she get the princess part?" "I hear that Sasuke-kun was the prince. If I knew that I would have signed up for the play."
Sakura walked out into the center stage. Just as she passed the center back curtain, she was pulled behind it. In her place, Ino walked out. Ino was wearing a violet dress. True it wasn't as blinding as Sakura's shocking pink one, but the overly shiny crown made up for it. It blinded half the audience when the light reflected off it.
"Hey what happened to that pink hair girl?" "Now it's a blond GIRL. Isn't it supposed to a blond BOY?" "She's pretty too." "Why does she get to play the princess part too?"
"When the princess was about 10, the King and Queen threw her a party. Everyone had long forgotten about the evil fairy's curse."
Sasuke walked out into the stage. All of his fan girls swoon when they saw him. They were all thinking, 'Sasuke-kun!!!' This was the scene were the prince supposedly meets the princess as they dance. He regretted that. Ino's eyes light up immediately. She was going to dance with her crush!! It couldn't get better than this. Before Ino could even take Sasuke's hand, she was swapped with someone else; Itachi. Sasuke looked at his brother, confused. The audience was just as well. Who the hell was this black hair princess?! The blond was just replaced with someone twice her height. (Seito: How tall is Itachi?)
"Aniki what are you doing," asked Sasuke. Itachi shrugged. "Dunno. Seika grabbed that other girl, took my fairy wings, gave me the crown, and had me swab places with the blond." The two brothers were dancing. They were dancing pass the side curtain, when Itachi caught a glimpse of white. "Hold on for a second."
With that, a very stun and confused Seika took his place. The audience stared. What the heck was up with this play? It went from pink hair princess, to a blond hair princess, to a black hair princess in a red dress who used to be a fairy, now to a white hair princess in a white dress who also used to be a fairy. What hell was going on?
"Seika what's going," asked Sasuke. Seika shrugged. She was just as confused as he was. One minute she's standing next the curtain, the next she's now dancing with her roommate's boyfriend. Naruto was going to kill her if he found out. Something then caught her eye. She nearly groaned and wanted to cry. No, he was not planning to do that. He signaled to her. He was.
"Sasuke. You didn't find Naruto yet, right," whispered Seika. Sasuke nodded. "Good. Then you go look for him."
"What? How," asked Sasuke. Seika twitched. "With what your brother has planned, the three of you better be thanking me before this over." Out of the corner of his eye, Sasuke saw his older brother in a prince outfit. Where he got it from, Sasuke didn't know and didn't want to know. At least now he knew what Seika meant. Itachi was going to swap places with him and Seika couldn't stand his brother. So by letting him go, that meant Seika had to endure dancing with Itachi.
=Swap=
Seika mentally sighed. Naruto owned her big time. "You do realize this is going to create even more rumors between those who know who we are," she randomly asked. "That's okay," he said. Hey he was getting away with dancing with her. She had no reason to blame him. She was helping buy time for Sasuke to look for Naruto.
=In the audience=
"Kurenai must be hosting the play this year," Orochimaru mused, "It's the only explanation to why the guys are playing girls and guys' parts and vice versa." "I think those rumors that were floating around about Uchiha and Usuyuki are quite true." The high school's science teacher looked up to see one of his star pupils, Yukushi Kabuto, take the seat next to him. "What rumors," asked Orochimaru. He enjoyed taunting and teasing the older Uchiha, it was his favorite pastime. Orochimaru looked forward to when the younger came to high school. Oh, the fun he'll have.
Kabuto smiled that not so innocent smile of his and began to tell his favorite teacher about the rumors. Orochimaru listened with interest. Another way to torture his other favorite pupil. Usuyuki too. That girl was too quiet in his class. It would be very humorous to see her flush in embarrassment since nothing else he tried seem to work on that girl. He disliked her quietness. He looked forward to his classes with them.
On stage both Itachi and Seika felt chills go down their spines. Why was it that they were suddenly dreading going to science class on Monday?
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Area: School
Location: Somewhere
Time: 7: 15
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Sasuke, Naruto,
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Sasuke opened the wooden door. Finally! "Naruto," he asked. "Are you alright?" He quickly untied his boyfriend. Naruto was wearing a light blue dress and fake hair inserts that looked like pigtails. His crown was on the ground next to him and he looked like he was in a daze.
"Yeah, just fine," said Naruto. "I think."
Sasuke kissed his boyfriend and helped him up. "Good now let's get back. We have a final scene to perform." Naruto gave him his fox grin in response. It was time for the arrival of the two main characters!!!
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Area: School
Location: Auditorium
Time: 7: 30
Date: Friday, May 9th
Characters: Cast of the play
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Let's recap what has happened during the time that Sasuke found Naruto. For everyone's sake, I will just list what has happened in the order it has happened. The key points at least.
-Itachi and Seika played the prince and princess parts. Once she heard
the whispers in the crowd, Seika swapped with Tsunade and Itachi
swapped with Jiraiya. ("I'm not doing this." "C'mon Seika." "No!")
-Jiraiya played the princess (Why am I the princess?)
-Tsunade played the prince ("Why am I the prince?")
-They swapped with Neji and Lee so they could change parts.
-Neji played the prince
-Lee played the princess
-Gai-sensei wiped his eyes as his two favorite pupils danced with such
passion. ("That was beautiful, Neji, Lee!!! Beautiful! Ah, the power
of youth!!)
-As much as Neji would have loved to dance with Lee, Lee and Hinata
swapped places.
-Neji swapped with Kiba
-Hinata played the princess
-Kiba played the prince
-Kakashi and Iruka took the parts 'cause Hinata was stammering too
much and Kiba wanted to get off stage.
-Kakashi was the prince (He was smiling again)
-Iruka was the princess (He was blushing again)
-Tsunade and Jiraiya came back to play the parts of princess and prince
-This time Tsunade was princess (She lives up to her name)
-And Jiraiya is the prince
-The audience was also confused that they lost track of who was the
prince and who was the princess.
All of this was during the dancing scene. Next part. The Evil Queen gives the Princess the spindle so her curse will come true. Then the Princess fall asleep and fairies also put the whole castle to sleep as well.
-Ino manage to grab the princess part again in this scene but didn't
want to touch the spindle. ("I don't want to stab myself and ruin my
beauty!")
-Gai sensei went from the evil-queen-in-disguise-as-the-evil-old-lady
to the princess.
-Ino went from the princess to the evil old lady. -Ino was tied up and thrown to the side with Sakura after that scene.
-With a great deal of coaxing the 7 fairies made their appearance
again. Only this time no one was the same fairy.
-Asuma was the Blue Fairy ("This is embarrassing.")
-Neji became the Purple Fairy ("I know what you mean." "But Neji you
make a cute fairy." "Shut up Lee.")
-Zabuza was now the Orange Fairy (Haku: =Stars in the eyes=)
-Tsunade swapped again and was the Green Fairy ("Why am I now the fairy?")
-Shikamaru was originally sleeping, was now the Red Fairy ("Z-z-z.")
-Kakashi became the White Fairy ("Look Iruka. We're fairies!")
-Iruka was now the Teal Fairy (His blush just grew worse)
-Itachi played the part of the queen. ("Damnit. I'm still wearing a stupid dress!!)
-and for reasons unknown to her, Seika was the King (=Twitch= "Why am
I the King?")
-the audience was lost on the fairies parts too. ("What the hell is up
with this play?" "I'm confused." "Weren't the King and Queen fairies
when the play started?" "I thought they were the prince and princess."
All the while, Sasuke was taking his sweet time, untying Naruto and making sure he was alright. Then the cast ran into a snag. No one wanted to do the ending scene. So they had Tenten make a short intermission while they franticly tried to decide who would play the part as the princess and the prince.
"Seika can be the princess," offered Itachi. He received a whack on the head from her. "I'm not going to be the princess," she said.
"How about Hinata?" said Kiba. He looked at the young Hyuuga.
"I-I-I don't t-think I would m-make a good p-princess," stammered Hinata.
Suddenly Kurenai was hit with a brilliant idea. "We'll draw straws. Who ever has the longest straw will play the prince and the shortest straw plays the princess."
"Why?"
Everyone turned around to see the two people who have been missing for over half the play, Sasuke and Naruto. "Where were the two of you," asked Iruka. "I got 'tied up'," said Naruto, chuckling lightly. "So what part are we on," he asked.
Everyone smiled wickedly, making Sasuke and Naruto nervous. "You're just in time, Uzumaki, Uchiha," said Neji. "I agree right on time," said Lee. "Huh," said Sasuke and Naruto. They looked at the older Hyuuga, confused. Kiba grinned and so did Jiraiya and Tsunade. Seika smiled her mischievous smile and Itachi was smirking. Haku looked at them with a hint of sadness in his eyes while Zabuza was smirking behind his bandages. Even Iruka and Kakashi were smiling though you couldn't tell with Kakashi. "Eh," was all Naruto could say before Kurenai and Tsunade grabbed him. Sasuke managed a, "Nani?" before Kakashi and Asuma grabbed him.
In 2 minutes both boys were refitted, give a few touches of makeup, in their costumes, and in their proper places on the stage as the curtains reopened after the intermission. Everyone watched as the two boys then realized they were on the final scene. Their eyes widen in shock. Oh well. Better late then never.
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So the kissing scene wasn't so great, at least to audience. They were so confused on who was the princess, prince, king, queen, and fairies that they had no idea it was Sasuke and Naruto was kissing. So Naruto and Sasuke got away with kissing in front of the whole school without anyone knowing other then the cast of the play. Although, aside from all that swapping, the play was a hit. Kurenai was chosen to lead the next year's one. All of the 7th graders winced. The 8th graders let out sigh. They were saved until Itachi and Seika reminded them that they were not safe. They were all targets again.
"So Naruto where were you?" asked Itachi. Everyone was heading home already. The four of them were standing around in their casual clothes again.
"I was tied up in closet," answered Naruto. "Sasuke found me though." Itachi smirked and looked at Seika who seemed to be fishing through her wallet. "I believe that's 100 yen you owe me," he said. Seika glared at him before taking out a bill.
"What do you mean 'that's 100 yen you owe me'," asked Sasuke. Seika scowled. "Your brother bet me that Naruto was locked up in a closet as the reason why he was late. I said you were locked in the girl's bathroom."
Naruto scratched the back of his neck. "Well actually it was both. I was locked in the girl's bathroom, tied up in the janitor's closet in there." Seika smiled and placed her money back into her wallet. "Then that means I get to keep my 100 yen 'cause we were both right."
"Alright," said Itachi. He was holding something behind his back and under his cloak. Seika opened her mouth to say something only to sneeze instead. "Achoo!"
"Bless you," said the three boys.
"Thank yo- Achoo!" Seika sneezed again. "Bless you," the 3 said again. Before Seika could even say thank you she let out a string of sneezes, "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"
"Are you alright?" asked Sasuke. He had never seen anyone sneeze so much in 1 minute. Naruto noticed that Seika's eyes were starting to water. Seika mumbled something incoherently under her breath. "What?" asked Itachi. He didn't hear what Seika said. Neither did Naruto and Sasuke.
"I hate daisies," said Seika, nearly yelling. She when back to sneezing as Naruto's sapphire eyes widened. That explains the sneezing.
"Achoo!"
"I get it," said Naruto. Sasuke looked at his boyfriend for an explanation. "Seika's allergic to daisies," said Naruto.
"Achoo!"
"Every time she gets near them, she starts to sneeze uncontrollably and her eyes begin to water. If she stays near them for a long time, she breaks out in a rash as well," continued Naruto, ignoring Seika's sneezes in the background. "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!" "Someone must have daisies," said Sasuke. Itachi looked pale and nervous all of a sudden. "I'm -Achoo! - going -Achoo!- home," sniffled Seika. She left after saying a quick good bye.
"Achoo!"
Itachi followed her, leaving Sasuke and Naruto to themselves. Everyone else had already left. "That was fun," said Naruto. Sasuke smiled and leaned over to catch a kiss on Naruto's lips. "It was only fun 'cause you were there," said Sasuke.
He then tugged on one of Naruto's pigtails. "You look cute in pigtails," he said. Naruto blushed as Sasuke continued to chuckle lightly.
Then Sasuke swept Naruto off his feet and into his arms. "Sasuke," asked Naruto. "What are you doing?' Sasuke chuckled more as his gentle smile reserved only for Naruto appeared on his face. "Doing what the prince never got to do to the princess, carry him home," said Sasuke. Naruto smiled and leaned into Sasuke's chest. There was a smile on his face. "Good," he said.
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Her sneezes were finally gone. Seika stopped just at the edge of the school gardens right in front of the apartment building. The one thing that had been nagging at her heart and mind since she started sneezing was finally realized.
"That's right. It's her birthday soon. Daisies were always her favorite flowers," mumbled Seika. She looked up at the bright stars in the midnight blue sky. They gleamed and twinkled but held no answers for her. "Has it already been 5 years?"
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Behind a tree near where Seika was standing, Itachi watched his classmate. He had gotten rid of the daisies on his way here so that Seika would stop sneezing. He wondered who and what Seika was talking about. As he too looked up at the midnight sky he thought, 'It's almost their anniversary too.'
[When you put it together
It's magic
You go alacka, alacka zoom
When you put it together
It's magic
All you need is inside of you
When you put it together
It's magic
You go alacka, alacka zoom
When you put it together
It's magic
All you need is inside of you
So put it together
And go bibity, bopity, boom]
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Seito: Aren't you people lucky? Three post in one day! First off, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!
Seika: Then she wants you all to read her Naruto Father's Day Story, 'Under the Shower Tree' and the side story to this one, 'Kuro to Shiro no Kagi'.
Seito: For those of you who want to see some fluff between Seika and Itachi read 'Kuro to Shiro no Kagi'. (Seika: Don't read it!!! It's bad!!!!) Secondly it's summer. My updates tend to slow down. (Okay not really but yeah) which is why it took so long for this to come out. So yeah. I haven't forgot this story. I'm just on vacation. (Not really. Stupid Summer School. When PE starts that's going to be a killer. I'll be too tired to write!!! OH NO!!!!)
Now...
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