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HYPER
BANG!
CRASH!
SMASH!
BOOM!
"Mimiru..." Subaru asked the Heavy Blade, who was still trying to read 'War and Peace' "Why is Tsukasa bouncing around the room like a pogo stick?"
Mimiru glanced up to see Tsukasa, who was jumping around the room, smashing into everything he could, then going about laughing about while he jumped on more things. "He's crazy, that's why."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Tsukasa said, landing near the two and spinning on one foot. "I'm HYPER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Um, Tsukasa maybe you should calm down..." Bear tried to grab the jumping Tsukasa, who each time missed and he kept on bouncing into things, giggling. Tsukasa then landed right next to Subaru, gave Bear the finger, and went back to laughing.
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!" Subaru screamed, slapping Tsukasa across the face. Tsukasa turned and stared in horror, as did the rest of the .hackers.
"You..." Tsukasa started, rubbing his cheek in shock. "You slapped me!" He then began talking quickly. "You slapped me! I don't care. Bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch slappin' bitch. And I don't care." He reached into his pocket and took out some candy. In one gulp, he ate all the peices, wrapper in all. "HYPER!" Subaru's eyes filled up with tears as she ran over to Elk's corner to cry.
"Lady Subaru and/or Subaru-sama!" Ginkan exclaimed. He glared at Tsukasa, drew his sword and charged. "YOU MADE HER CRY! I WANT TO SEE YOU DEAD!"
Tsukasa moved away at a high pace as Ginkan smashed through the wall leaving a impresstion. "Denined!" He chanted, lifting arms into the air. "Wooo-hooo! Touch down! Touch down!" Tsukasa began dancing around the hole in the wall singing Obession.
BT snapped her fingers and annouced, "Girl Talk." Crim, Mimiru, Bear, Kite and Elk gathered around BT.
"I've never seen Tsukasa act like this before!" Elk said. "I mean, I've seen him hyper but this....THIS-" He pointed to Tsukasa, who was now throwing rocks Ginkan's head. "That is like...Mega Hyper or something..."
"Y'know, I heard a study proved that sugar doesn't get you hyper. It's something in your blood stream..." The group turned at Mimiru and looked at her with confused eyes. "Oh, thats right. I'm the sane voice of reason in this group..." She sighed. "It's a living..."
Tsukasa suddenly jumped into the middle of the huddle. "Hey guys, what'cha talkin' bout?" He said swinging his head back and forth. Crim opened his mouth to say something, but Tsukasa's small attention span got to him first. "I got some candy! Want some?"
"I'll take some!" Kite said, reaching for the candy. He took some in his hands and ate it.
Tsukasa gave a look of pure horror that words can not capture. "You...You ate my candy!" He lifted his staff and began to beat Kite to the ground screaming curses. And with each curse, he made sure his staff hit Kite even harder. "BITCH! HORE! FUCKER! FAGGOT-" The rest of the cast moved away in horror as they watched the beating and Bear jumped into BT's arms in fear. "-BASTARD! N00B!" The Wavemaster stopped and looked around and if someone had just fired a gun. "Hey, did you hear something?"
"N-No..." Crim responed weakly.
"Oh..." Tsukasa looked around again before he fell to the floor and began rolling around. "AAAAH! RAPE! RAPE!" He screamed.
"I, Gaia, The Spirit of the Earth, must ask why Tsukasa is yelling rape and rolling around on the floor?" BT asked. Before she knew it, Bear was out of her arms and Mimiru, Elk and Crim were half way across the room. Tsukasa then jumped right into BT's face, grabbed her shirt and began shaking it.
"Because I'm craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy, ya hear?! CRAZY!!!" He shook BT back and forth until she passed out from dizzy-ness. Tsukasa turned towards the others and began to skip towards them but instead fell the ground in a deep sleep.
"Is it dead?" Asked Mimiru as the four walked towards the body. Crim picked up his spear and poked Tsukasa on the head, causing him to jump up and scream,
"HOW DARE YOU DISTURB THE SLUMBER OF A GREEN SKY POKEMON IN THE WORLD OF COMPUTER STORE MAGAZINE CD'S WIFE!"
The result answer, from each of the .hackers was, "........What?"
"Was that even a sentance?" Bear asked, confused.
"Was that even a sentance?" Tsukasa said in a mocking tone, placing his hands on his hips.
"Hey! That wasn't nice!"
"Hey that wasn't blah, blah, blah!"
Bear was on the verge of tears. "St-stop!"
"NO!" Bear broke down crying and ran to join Subaru in Elk's corner as Tsukasa once again fell to the ground, asleep.
Elk, Mimiru and Crim all looked at each other for a second, then back at Tsukasa. Crim picked up his spear and was about to poke Tsukasa again. Mimiru's eyes bugged out and she screamed, "NO! DON'T! ELK! USE YOU'RE MAGIC!"
Elk lifted his staff and spun around as little green sparkles began to glow around him. He pointed his staff at Crim and said the magic word, "Foladdieda-dum!" Crim screamed like a girl and tried to dodge the blast but was too slow. When the light died down, all that was left was a rubber duckie.
"Quack!" Went Rubber Duckie Crim.
"Okay..." Mimiru took a deep breath and closed her eyes. "Wide open spaces...Wide open spaces...Wide open spaces for the little sheep to run in." She re-opened her eyes and looked around. "Who is left in one peice after that?" BT, Kite and Ginkan were KOed on the floor, Subaru and Bear were crying and Crim was now a rubber duck. The only one who raised his hand was Elk.
"I'm okay." Said the timid wavemaster. "But what about Mia?!" He looked around in a panic. "Oh no! I hope she's okay! What if they got her!!"
Mimiru raised an eyebrow. "They?"
"Yes..." Elk's face grew dark and scary as he said in a very serious tone, "The Children..."
"The Children?" Mimiru copyed, in a tone saying, 'Fill me in, dude.'
"Yes...The Children." He pushed Mimiru aside and pointed to a corner. "They're here now..." Mimiru turned around and saw nothing. "They've come for me..." He grabbed onto Mimiru's shoulders and began shaking her. "HELP ME! HELP ME! DON'T LET TEM TAKE ME AWAAAAAAAY!!!" Elk was panicing so much he forgot to breathe, so he fell limp to the floor knocked out.
"Okay..." Mimiru slowly made her way over to the couch, sat down and began to watch TV.
---The next day---
"Oooough..." Tsukasa moaned, lifting himself off the ground. "My head hurts...Mimiru, have I been up all night drinking?"
Mimiru, who was still watching TV, just sniffled and said, "No...OH LOUIS! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!!"
Tsukasa just responded by rolling his eyes. "Girls..." He muttered, walking towards Bear.
"You're a girl too!" Bear reminded.
"I AM?!" Tsukasa gasped in shock. He pulled open his pants and looked down. "No I'm not...The person playing me is the girl. I am the boy. I am the cooler, sexy version."
"While we're on the topic of gender..." Subaru said, standing up on a table. "I think you all should know..." She took a deep breath. "I am a woman." The .hackers stared at Subaru, shrugged and went back to whatever they were doing before hand.
"Hey..." Kite poked Mimiru in the head but got no answer. "Hey..." He poked her again. "Hey...Hey...Hey..."
"WHAT?!" She screamed in his face.
"Can I watch TV?"
"I'm watching my Soap Opera!" Mimiru pointed at the screen which showed the words: 'We'll be right back to: As the rain slides down my window.'
"...So?" Kite asked.
"This show only comes on ONCE!"
"......So?"
"This is the second to last episode and next hour IS the last episode!"
".........So?"
"Don't you get it!? LOUIS IS DEAD, MARIE IS CHEATING ON FRANK AND JUAN IS ABOUT TO MOVE BACK TO MEXICO WITHOUT TELLING LURA HIS TRUE FEELINGS!!!"
Kite stared blanky. "And that means...?"
"THE SHOW I HAVE WATCHED SINCE TEN YEARS OLD IS ABOUT TO END! SHOW A LITTLE PITY!"
"...No..." Kite jumped onto the couch next to Mimiru and changed the channel. Mimiru stared in horror and lifted her sword. Suddenly, the entire house was filled with dark clouds, booming thunder and random fires burning. She raised the sword of Kite's head and spoke in a deep and dark evil voice:
"Thou shant not miss thy soaps!"
SLICE!
Kite fell off the couch dead as Mimiru changed the channel back to her Soap Opera. "You shouldn't have had to seen that!" Ginkan yelled, covering Rubber Duckie Crim's eyes.
"Quack!" Went the duckie.
"Poor Kite..." Elk said, poking Kite's body with his staff. "He was so young! And he gave me some Aromatic Grass one time. And th-" Elk's face went pale white. "...They're back..."
"Who?" Asked everyone but Mimiru.
Elk stood up and pointed towards the empty hall way. "The Children..." The .hackers turned to see their hallway empty. "They're here..." The crazy Wavemaster began to back up. "They've come..." He dropped his staff and ran out the door screaming.
"Should we morn for Kite?" Asked Ginkan, but before anyone could answer, a green-ish blue vortex appeared and there was Kite, now nothing more then a ghost.
"Hello everyone!" Ghost Kite said cheerfully...only to get his head whacked off by Mimiru.
"You made me miss 3.2 seconds of my show when you changed the channel." She hissed, her voice cold and full of death.
Another green-ish blue vortex appeared and Kite returned, this time a little more ghostly. "Hey! Don't do that!" Ghost of Kite's Ghost yelled, only to get his head whacked off again by Mimiru. Yet another green-ish blue vortex appeared and another Kite appeared. "STOP!" Ghost of Kite's Ghosts' Ghost said. Mimiru raised her sword again but he pointed to the TV saying. "YOU'RE MISSING YOUR'RE SHOW!"
Mimiru dropped her sword in horror and turned to the TV. "I AM!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Can I kill you?" Asked Subaru, raising her ax.
"NO!" Ghost of Kite's Ghosts' Ghost yelled, floating away.
"Oh..." Subaru began twitching. "Then I must...chop....WOOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" She lifted her ax and began to chop anything that was once a tree, laughing manically as she did.
"I, Gaia, The Spirit of the Earth, says that cutting wood in a crime and Subaru must be punished!" BT raised her staff and the eyes of the .hackers turned a deep purple as they began chanting,
"Kill Subaru! Kill Subaru! Kill Subaru!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! You want to kill me?!" Subaru exclaimed, backing into a corner. "But I'm too cute to die!" She batted her eyes and gave a cute smile which broke BT's spell.
"Awwww, just look at her!" Bear said, pinching her cheek. "And her wee little ax. How many woman can weild axes? Seriously!" Just then, a giant bus crashed through the wall of the house, running over Subaru and almost smashing Bear. "What the hell?!"
Out from the bus came a old man wearing a suit. He turned to the .hackers and looked at them. "What is that?" Tsukasa asked.
"I think it's a man..." Ginkan replied.
Music from the bus began playing and the old man began to dance! While danced, he pointed to his bus which had the words, 'Six Flags' on it. "Hey! I want to go!" Mimiru exclaimed.
"YEAH! TO SIX FLAGS!" BT, Bear, Ginkan and Tsukasa cheered in unison as they ran onto the bus.
---A few hours later---
The door flew open and the five stepped into the empty house, holding bags of goodies. "Ah! That was fun!" They all said together.
But then Mimiru remembered something. "I missed the last episode..." She said, stareing blanky into space as if her entire soul was drained from her body.
"Guys, look what I bought!" Ginkan reached into his bag and pulled out a Helba plushie. "Isn't it cute?"
"I want one!" Tsukasa said, reaching for the plushie.
"Me too!" Bear also reached for the plushie.
"Woah...Gaia, The Spirit of the Earth, too..." BT stared in horror of her wants over a plush toy.
As the four began to fight over the toy, the Helba Plushie began to float into the air and laugh. "Yes, dance! Dance my little puppets! Go now and buy my plushies so that I may rule the world! MAWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
SMASH!
Balmung ,just then, smashed through the front window, rolled on the floor and landed next to Helba Plushie. He was followed by Mia, Mistrel and Blackrose, who also crashed through windows in the room. "GET THE BYSTANDERS OUT OF HERE!" Balmung yelled as Mia pushed the fighting group out of the room, leaving the soulless Mimiru. Helba Plushie growled as Balmung pointed his sword at the doll. "Helba Plushie. Wanted for Five Thousand acts of PKing, hacking, corruption, hacking, PC edit, and hacking." The system admin read aloud.
"How did you find me?!" Helba Plushie exclaimed.
"We've been following you. We knew you'd use that old man to lure them to Six Flags to buy your plush doll." Blackrose explained. "Now, BURN IN HELL!" She pulled out a gun and shot the doll, but the bullets missed and hit the wall. "Damn!" Blackrose snapped her fingers and fell to the ground. "I've been defeated!"
"HAHA!" Laughed Helba Plushie. "You can never kill me!"
"I can!" Mistrel said, slifting her staff and fireing a beam of light at Helba Plushie. The beam hit the doll, but then the dust cleared, the plush toy remained floating.
"Nice try!" Helba Plushie lifted her toy staff and shot a powerful beam at Mistrel, sending her flying backwards into the wall. Mia hissed like a cat and jumped at Helba Plushie. She landed on the doll and began to tear it to little peices. "Nooooo!" Helba Plushie fired another powerful attack at Mia, sending her flying through the roof.
"My team!" Balmung yelled. He glared at the plush toy. "It's time to die..."
"You'll never take me alive!" Helba Plushie said, floating away. "Mawhahahahahahaaaaa-" Helba Plushie stupidly floated right into a wall and exploded into little peices of fluff.
Mistrel walked over to the fluff and poked it with her staff. "Is she dead?" The fluffy stuff then jumped off the ground and locked itself on Mistrel's face. "AAAAAAH!!" She let out a muffled scream. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Mistrel ran around the room blindly before falling to the ground, dead.
"Mistrel..." Balmung walked over to the dead Wavemaster. "Why...WHY!!!" He stared to pound the ground crying.
"She knew the risks..." Came the voice of Sora. Balmung turned to see the Player Killer dressed in a suit, with some other men behind him. The men began to pick up the fluff and the body of Mistrel. "I'm sorry for your loss, Agent Balmung." Sora patted him on the shoulder. "You know what to do...Oh, and by the way...The great one wishes to speak with you." Balmung nodded. "Okay men, move out!"
---Outside---
Balmung, Blackrose and Mia walked outside towards the still fighting group of .hackers. "Hey everyone..." Mia yelled to get their attention. "Look at the birdy!"
The four turned to look at the birdy. "Ooooooooooooooh?!"
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
---Great One's lair---
Balmung poked his head in the chamber of the great one and looked around. "You wanted to see me?" He asked.
"I've been waiting for you...For such a long time." Said the voice. "I need you, just as you need me."
"Sure Morganna." Balmung entered the room and sat down.
"Let us walk together, hand in hand. I will-"
"Yes, I know, you say that ever time I come here."
"Oh." Morganna paused for a second, then made a file of papers fall from the sky. "You're being reassigned to a lower job."
"WHAT?!" Balmung screamed, standing up. "How dare you! I've done knowing but work for you for years, not even asking for a raise! And now you lower my rank!?"
"...Fool! I do not need you or anyone else!" Morganna yelled. "You will all die here with Aura!" The room began to shake and Balmung fell to the ground.
"Forgive me! I'm sorry, Oh great one! What job is it you have me do?"
"Well, you see..."
---.hacker's house---
The door flew open and the five stepped into the empty house, holding bags of goodies. "Ah! That was fun!" They all said together.
But then Mimiru remembered something. "I missed the last episode..." She said, stareing blanky into space as if her entire soul was drained from her body.
"Guys, look what I bought!" Ginkan reached into his bag, but pulled up nothing. "Hey! Where is it?!"
"Where is what?" Asked Tsukasa.
"You know..." Ginkan dropped the bag. "I...don't remember..." The .hackers looked at eachother for a second, then turn and stare blanky at the readers.
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