Me: Hey we're back for another fun filled crazy chapter... oh and you might want to hide your socks duringthis storyif you value them.
Yami: Why would people want to hide theirs socks while readingthe story??
Me: ...'cause youmight eat them, that's why!
Yami: Ooooohh, that's why...Hey wait a minute! I'd What?!?!?!
Me:Enjoy the story and B/T/W'Seto'sRap' is copyright tome...and...
Yami: enters glaring atShadow with a2by4 in hand
Me: Uh...got to away with angeryYami chasingclose behind
Disclaimer: I don't Yu-Gi-Oh or Jack Sparrow or Telatubbies, I do own 'Seto's Rap' so don't copy without permission!
"CHEESE, MUST HAVE CHEESE!!" Seto ran around the office screaming. Mokuba Kaiba sat at Seto's desk taking calls and trying to get some work done. Seto stopped to pick his nose and then ran up to the front of the desk and said in a hyper type voice, while jumping up and down,
"Mokey, Mokey! Can we please go to Telatubbies on Ice please, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase can we go??"
Mokuba looked up at his seeming high older brother in wonder and confusion before replying,
"What's gotten in to you Seto, you've NEVER liked Telatubbies and I've never seen you this hyper."
"Weeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll, I was just feelin' gooooouuuuud today so there. Humph, I think I'll go take a shower, you're no fun." Seto then walked over to the window opened it, jumped out and grabbed the flag pole and slide down 12 stories to the ground. All the while grumbling,
"Mean Mokuba….won't even watch Telatubbies with me…"
Mokuba just put his head in his hands and rubbed his temples, he sighed and said,
"I never thought I'd say it, but I wish Seto was his cold, cranky, serious self."
Meanwhile back with the gang they were walking down the street-except Bakura who was trying to ride like a witch on his 'Mikey Jason' mop. Finally they reached Kaiba Corp. It had only taken six days to walk across town all because Yami kept harassing people and stealing their socks, which of course he ate. And everybody had since stopped talking/listening to Pegasus because ever since he stopped sing 'Drunken Jingle Bells' he had been having an increasingly scary conversation with himself about pine cones and the wonders of corn.
Suddenly Yami screamed,
"Jack Sparrow snorted a goldfish and it's tail was hanging out of his nose." Tristan raised an eyebrow and said,
"OOOOOOkay that was random." While he said that Bakura was thinking about how much fun it would be to pick Jack Sparrow's nose. At the same time Pegasus sang,
"If I only had a nose…" Joey looked at him and replied hesitantly,
"Uh, Pegasus, ya do have a nose." Pegs replied,
"No I didn't, stop accusing me,"
"Accushing himsh of wha?" asked Yami who turned around with a bright pink tooth brush in his mouth. It was Yugi's turn to raise an eyebrow,
"Uh, Yami where did you get that tooth brush??" Yami stroked his chin and took a 'thinking' pose, an hour later he answered,
"I have absolutely no idea what we were talking about." The others except Bakura and Pegs do anime fall. Then got up with large sweat drops on the sides of their faces.
"Oh my Ra there's something attacking your face!!" Bakura, who had his face, shirt and hair soaked with water yelled.
"Why are you wet??" Bakura looked down at his soaked shirt and said,
"Yo-man I'm wet now how did that happen??" Wide eyes and small mouths on the non-crazy members of the gang, Tea was the first to speak,
"You mean you don't know??" Bakura answered,
"I was just looking for my Dory in me Goldfish, and there isn't gonna be no way to find it." Yugi looked at Yami and asked,
"I'm almost afraid to ask this but do you have any idea what he just said??" Yami nodded and then replied,
"He said he found Nemo hanging by his mouth from a kite in Ocean City, New Jersey. Honestly do you understand English mon??"
While all that was going on Kaiba was at home in his mansion taking a shower, while wearing an Elvis Presley white leather outfit. After awhile he pulled out his cell phone (while still in the shower) and began to rap,
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall
Who's the person I should call
1, 2, 3. I gotta get me
A girl, a girl
One who'll rock my world
It's cool
'cause tomorrow I'm stayin' after school
I hear the dial tone
'cause I'm talking on the phone
I can't keep missing
I'm persisting
I will be meeting
Not retreating
I'm willin' to take a chance
And have a little romance
I'm gonna find me
A pretty girl you'll see
Now that you've heard my reason
You know it's my season
I gonna have some fun
My rhyming rap is done!"
Me: hope you enjoyed it and I've got a question for Yami here
Yami: panting after chasing shadow You huh do huh??
Me: Yup, what would happen if you put Seto Kaiba in a competely sealed room without any electronics??
Yami: I'd bet he'd go insane...Let's find out!!
Me: You'll just have to wait 'til next chapter to find out...
Yami: Which girl is Seto rapping about??
Me: Good question I don't know...maybe you'll find out in the next chapter!
Yami: Then get writtin' it!
Me: I have school work to ya know, anyway last comment is a thanx to Yu-Gi-Oh Nutter for being the first to review and I hope you like the secound chapy, okay bye...