Note: sorry it's such a short chapter Yu-Gi-Oh! Nutter, It's all I could think of at the moment. Plus it's also just to introduce Marik, Malik, Odion, and Ishizu. Also as a side note I just added two new chapters to my other story Forbidden Sanctuary Parts I and II so check it out. And belware it is a horror story...well it's not THAT scary butcha know what?It'sMy horror story...Oh and Happy Reading. Oh almost forgot, thanks Yu-Gi-Oh Nutter and Jadu Skia for your reviews.They make me happy.

While on the chaos was going on in Japan, complete and utter pandemonium was going in Egypt…

"Marik, stop eating sand, when I said to have a sandwich I meant from the cupboard." Odion sighed. He wished Marik was his normal honest, content self. And not be acting like a stupid fool. Finally Marik stopped eating the ground, and started running around the room after a tunneler rat. His eyes where wide and he was yelling,

"Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine." Odion shook his head at the sad sight of Marik, wondering what had caused the tomb keepers insanity. Suddenly Odion realized that Ishizu hadn't returned from the market. So he walked outside to see where she had gone and found her at the hatch about to come in.

"Lady Ishizu, the market is only a block away, what took you 10 hours to get there and back?!?!?! Ishizu bowed her head and then replied in a oddly squeaky tone that wasn't her normal one. She had a slight lisp too.

"Well…you see Odion…the reason is…"

"Well, out with it already!" yelled a growingly impatient Odeon.

"Fine," huffed Ishizu. "The reason I was late was because I got caught in a traffic jam." Odion said,

"What…What are you talking about Lady Ishizu?!?! There are no cars between here and the market!?!?!" Ishizu had set down the groceries and was now tapping her index fingers together. She replied,

"Well, you see, there was this ant. And the ant, it moves very slowly because it's so small, see. And I didn't want to step on it, so I crawled behind it all the way to the market…" Suddenly Ishizu started crying, she continued, "Then when I reached the market I tried to get the ant to run out of the walk path so that no one would hurt him but…but then this old guy came over and stepped on poor defenseless Ra. He stepped on Ra just so he could get some fruit, killed an unarmed ant to get food. What is this world coming too?!?!?!" Ishizu finished while sobbing.

Odion raised an eyebrow, this was getting him nowhere. He sighed picked up the groceries and went inside, when a very disgruntled Ishizu following. When he reached the living room, he dropped the groceries in surprise. Marik had found Ishizu's make up and was busy putting on way too much. So much that he looked like a little girl in disguise as a boy. He was laughing moronically while singing;

"I think I'm a clone now

'cause there's always two of me just a' hangin' around…" In seemingly agreement Yami Marik (aka Malik) jumped out the stove and started to the Macarena to Marik's song in a grass skirt and tube top with bendy straws sticking out of every place imaginable. (except perverted places!!) Odion was in a mix of confusion between how Malik had returned, how Marik got Ishizu's make up, how Malik's big hair fit in the stove, and why Ishizu found the love of her life in an ant…that died. Suddenly Ishizu started singing,

"Sing the Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy song,

Sing the Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy song…" Malik joined her and Marik by singing,

"Fly, fly,

you fat old guy

maybe left a crater

some day later

but now you're just a stale French fry

and you live in a dome

and caress your salami goodnight

dreamin' soon I'm gonna be a cow pie

soon I'm gonna be a cow pie…" Odion was taken back by Malik's song and now had a really bad headache. He sighed, thinking that maybe the Pharaoh knew what was wrong with them. He turned to the insane trio who where now dancing around drunkenly and said,

"Pack your things; we're going to Japan…"