We don't own Naruto how many times do we need to say that??
Gahhhhh!!!! I just realized that Sasuke had to go to the Sound Village in the previous chapter!!!! (Bangs head on the desk) I am so stupid!!! So let's just say that he went to the Sound Village after Naruto asked him out, kk?? Luckily I type a few chapters out before posting them on so I changed the time. They were supposed to go at noon, but now they're at 8 and I didn't want to delete that chapter. Hope that clears up any confusion!!
Anime queen-thnks!!
Sadistic Demon-LOL
Nora D-ummm...yeah...hehe, but the closer he is to danger, the safer he is, ne?? (something lyk that, got that from Pippin from LOTR)
Foamy and Foolproof-thnks for saying u lyk this story!! (glowers) IT MAKES US HAPPY!!! ^__^
Watermelon Gal-hehe...Lily: I LUV KAKASHI IN DIS STORY!!!! Really?? Its makes u laugh?? YAY!!!! ^__^
Sliced-Lily:....we're trying to update as soon as we can,......but...uh... DAMN THOSE TEACHERS!! TOO MUCH HOMEWORK!!!!!!
Tiinka-thnks!! U think my writings great??? WHEEEEEEEE!!!! THNK U!!!!!!!!
Frank Cadena-hey, great idea!! I'll put it in the later chapters!!
Chels-dawg-we will we will
Kira- hehe, I had this idea for a while since there's too many with Naruto as the girl...Lily: I sooo agree... and besides... Naruto doesn't look rite as a girl................Sasuke is a MUCH better girl...................
Chapter 5~
"WHERE the hell have you been??" Tsunade screeched at the 'girl' who had just walked in. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO!!!" Sasuke winced.
"Don't you remember Naruto was treating me to Ramen today??" he countered.
"Of course I do!! But you seem to have forgotten to tell me when!!!" she snapped, "Do you know what happens when a shinobi neglects their missions??"
"Hn." Was all Sasuke said.
"You're lucky today." The fifth Hokage told him, "You're the only one fit for this mission and I'll have to excuse you for now. But next time, there's no second chances!!!"
"Hn."
"Do you understand?"
"Hn."
"Can you say anything else?"
"Hn."
Tsunade gave him a look before continuing on, "Today you go to the Sound Village you know that??" Sasuke nodded. "Let me remind you to be careful and keep a low profile out there, you never know when there's someone else who wants you."
"There IS someone there that's after me." He pointed out bitterly.
"Right," she nodded. "Be careful and good luck!! And you owe me a new book by the way!!" she called after him as he walked out of the room.
'Are those books that addicting?' Sasuke thought, bemused.
"Stop whining."
"But Kakashi-senseee~i"
"No."
"But-"
"No."
"Onegai!!"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"No."
"With whipped cream?"
"No."
"Come on."
"No and don't think about using those puppy eyes."
"You know you can't resist them."
"No."
"Onegai!!!!!!!!!!"
"Must... resist..."
"PLEASE?!?!?!!?"
"All right, dammit Naruto!!" Kakashi finally roared. "I'll teach you how to cook!!!" and left fuming, leaving the blond with a smug and triumphant grin. Naruto gave a loud whoop and went to go bother Tsunade.
"No, dammit, I don't want to go out with you."
The man walked away, looking down and rejected. Sasuke sighed. That had been the twentieth one today. Or the thirtieth. After ten he had stopped counting. This mission was starting to get really annoying.
Surprisingly, the Sound Village was a lot like the other villages. Sasuke imagined it to be more evil or something like that, but it was busy and bustling, just like the other Villages he'd gone to. There were streets of shops and stalls, except most of them sold instruments and music boxes, and anything to do with sound. There was even a calendar with the structure of the ear.
The people were normal too, considering most of the men were...attracted to him. What was it that made both genders seem drawn to him?? He shivered at the thought of it.
A hand suddenly grabbed onto Sasuke's shoulder, who sighed, turned around and said automatically, "No way in hell would I go out with you."
"You won't?" bright sky blue eyes met his dark ones.
"N-Naruto-kun??" Sasuke stammered, surprised, "What th-what are you doing here?"
"I got Tsunade-baba to tell me where you were after I told her I'd buy her a new copy of the book you ruined." He grinned. The dark-haired Chuunin stared.
"Are you stalking me, too??" Sasuke -_-ed at him.
"Can't I be worried that you're sent here to the Sound Village?? After all, it IS the village that declared war against us!!!" Naruto explained, grinning, "Come on!! Let's see if the Sound Village has a Ramen Bar!! I'm starving!!"
"You already had Ramen a couple hours ago, how can you still be hungry??" Sasuke told him, "And don't you get sick of eating Ramen all the time??"
"How'd you know I eat Ramen ALL the time??" the blond asked, tilting his head in curiosity, "You've only met me for two days after all. Well, one and a half."
'KUSO!!!' the dark-haired Chuunhin mentally slapped himself. "I, uh, heard it from my...my aunt!! Erm, she talks a lot about you. About our dream of becoming Hokage and stuff." He stammered. 'I've got to stop making lies up on the spot before it becomes a habit." He thought to himself.
"I see." Naruto nodded in understanding, his grin getting wider, and "So she talks about me a lot, ne?? I guess it's because I'm going to be the sixth Hokage and she knows it!!"
"........." Once again, Sasuke could find nothing to say. They wandered around for a while, searching about for a Ramen Bar.
"SONNA!!!" Naruto swore colorful curses when they passed the same statue they had passed three times before, "What kind of village is this if it doesn't have a Ramen Bar???"
"Can we stop now??" Sasuke said, irritably, "I'm on a mission you know."
"Fine." The blond crossed his arms in frustration, mumbling something about how villages can survive without a Ramen Bar. Sasuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Then he realized some of his chakra was leaking out and he quickly hid it. This morning, there was a note on his welcome mat; a reminder from his brother, Itachi, telling Sasuke to not forget to hide his chakra because if anyone found out he was cross-dressing, Itachi would never admit him as his younger brother. Sasuke had torn up the note, muttering about complaining to mom when he dies.
"So..." Naruto broke the silence, "What do you want to do??"
"Gather information, idiot, what else?" Sasuke snapped, becoming more and more annoyed with each passing second. "I'm on a mission you know."
"You're no fun." The blond pouted. "You know, you remind me of my teammate, Sasuke. He's no fun, always set on finishing the mission and very anti-social, not that you're as anti-social as him, but you know."
'So I remind him of Sasuke?' the dark haired Chuunin thought, bemused, 'What if I AM Sasuke??' then he said to the blond, "If you don't want to stay here, then leave, I'll be fine by myself here."
"Do you really think I'm going to leave a girl like you here at the Sound Village all alone??" Naruto replied, "You might get hurt."
Sasuke now knew how girls felt like when guys think they're too weak to protect themselves. "I can take care of myself, moron." He said.
"I'm staying here with you." Naruto said, firmly. After an hour of arguing with the stubborn blond, Sasuke gave up on trying to lose him.
"I'm going on the roof." The dark-haired Chuunin announced, "Maybe I can see more from up there." And he leapt on several trashcans and landed on the roof, closely followed by the blond and peered over the edge.
"Ne, Sora, what's going on?" Naruto asked, pointing to the crowd, who were parting to let a group through. Sasuke squinted his eyes to see better.
There seemed to be an army of shinobi lined up, side by side in columns. And there was someone leading them. The dark-haired Chuunin snarled under his breath as the leader of the army came nearer and nearer.
"That's Kabuto." Naruto pointed at the figure leading the army. "Looks like they've prepared an army already. When do you think they'll strike??"
"Shush." Sasuke hissed, "Looks like there's going to be some kind of meeting at the town square. If you shut up we might be able to hear." The blond nodded and they stealthily jumped over the roofs to get closer to the meeting.
"That's Orochimaru!!" Naruto whispered as they spotted someone waiting for the army. Snake-like and evil, Orochimaru stood, smirking, arms hanging dead at his side as he waited for the army to arrive. Sasuke growled under his breath at the site of their enemy.
"My fellow shinobi," Orochimaru greeted the army as they halted to a stop in front of him. "Well done Kabuto." He nodded to his accomplice. "Now that we've gathered an army, we'll be attacking soon. In a couple of weeks maybe. Continue with your training. Anyone caught slacking off will be killed immediately." And he turned, closely followed by Kabuto.
Ororchimaru was about to step out of the square when he paused and then turned back to his army. "Oh and would you guys be so kind as to get the two that were spying on us on the roof over there? Arigatou." Naruto and Sasuke froze.
"Kuso, kuso, kuso!!!!!" Naruto hissed, "What are we supposed to do now?!?!"
"We can't run away, that'll look too suspicious!!!" Sasuke snapped, "And they'll probably catch us anyways!! But we can't fight them because there's too many!!"
"Well, don't sit there panicking!!!" Naruto retorted, "I'm not exactly well known for my intelligence you know!!! Besides, how can anyone think in this kind of situation?!?!"
"That's exactly why I haven't thought of a plan yet!!" the dark-haired Chuunin replied angrily.
"Then...then....then...hurry up and think of one!! They're getting closer!!!" the blond cast a scared look at the approaching ninjas. "Hey, wait, I've got an idea!!"
"You do?" Sasuke blinked, surprised that the brainless idiot had actually came up with a plan. "What is it?" Naruto flushed a little but looked straight into his eyes.
"Ne, Sora," he said, hesitantly, "Play along and don't freak out ok??" Sasuke blinked in confusion then nodded. Naruto leaned forward and placed his lips against his rival's.
Sasuke froze. 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DOBE THINKING?!?!?!' he screamed in his mind. He vaguely realized they were surrounded. Naruto broke the kiss and glared at them.
"What?! Can't we make out in peace?" he growled angrily to the shinobis, who were blushing and muttering apologies. One by one, they disappeared. The blond turned to Sasuke, "Sugoi!! That worked!!!"
"Y-yeah..." Sasuke muttered, still in shock over what just happened. "W- well, we got information. It's time we get back to Konoha now."
"Yosh!! Let's go!!" Naruto said cheerfully as he jumped off the roof, closely followed by Sasuke, in a very happy mood since he got to kiss Sora.
That's all for today!! Gomen, gomen. I have lyk three projects due Monday and Tuesday and I need to start them soon!! So I probably won't be posting up another chapter on Monday like I usually do. Gomen!! Lily can't take over either, stupid projects!! _ anyways, we'll update sometime later next week so PLZ REVIEW!!!! ARIGATOU!!!!
Gahhhhh!!!! I just realized that Sasuke had to go to the Sound Village in the previous chapter!!!! (Bangs head on the desk) I am so stupid!!! So let's just say that he went to the Sound Village after Naruto asked him out, kk?? Luckily I type a few chapters out before posting them on so I changed the time. They were supposed to go at noon, but now they're at 8 and I didn't want to delete that chapter. Hope that clears up any confusion!!
Anime queen-thnks!!
Sadistic Demon-LOL
Nora D-ummm...yeah...hehe, but the closer he is to danger, the safer he is, ne?? (something lyk that, got that from Pippin from LOTR)
Foamy and Foolproof-thnks for saying u lyk this story!! (glowers) IT MAKES US HAPPY!!! ^__^
Watermelon Gal-hehe...Lily: I LUV KAKASHI IN DIS STORY!!!! Really?? Its makes u laugh?? YAY!!!! ^__^
Sliced-Lily:....we're trying to update as soon as we can,......but...uh... DAMN THOSE TEACHERS!! TOO MUCH HOMEWORK!!!!!!
Tiinka-thnks!! U think my writings great??? WHEEEEEEEE!!!! THNK U!!!!!!!!
Frank Cadena-hey, great idea!! I'll put it in the later chapters!!
Chels-dawg-we will we will
Kira- hehe, I had this idea for a while since there's too many with Naruto as the girl...Lily: I sooo agree... and besides... Naruto doesn't look rite as a girl................Sasuke is a MUCH better girl...................
Chapter 5~
"WHERE the hell have you been??" Tsunade screeched at the 'girl' who had just walked in. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO!!!" Sasuke winced.
"Don't you remember Naruto was treating me to Ramen today??" he countered.
"Of course I do!! But you seem to have forgotten to tell me when!!!" she snapped, "Do you know what happens when a shinobi neglects their missions??"
"Hn." Was all Sasuke said.
"You're lucky today." The fifth Hokage told him, "You're the only one fit for this mission and I'll have to excuse you for now. But next time, there's no second chances!!!"
"Hn."
"Do you understand?"
"Hn."
"Can you say anything else?"
"Hn."
Tsunade gave him a look before continuing on, "Today you go to the Sound Village you know that??" Sasuke nodded. "Let me remind you to be careful and keep a low profile out there, you never know when there's someone else who wants you."
"There IS someone there that's after me." He pointed out bitterly.
"Right," she nodded. "Be careful and good luck!! And you owe me a new book by the way!!" she called after him as he walked out of the room.
'Are those books that addicting?' Sasuke thought, bemused.
"Stop whining."
"But Kakashi-senseee~i"
"No."
"But-"
"No."
"Onegai!!"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"No."
"With whipped cream?"
"No."
"Come on."
"No and don't think about using those puppy eyes."
"You know you can't resist them."
"No."
"Onegai!!!!!!!!!!"
"Must... resist..."
"PLEASE?!?!?!!?"
"All right, dammit Naruto!!" Kakashi finally roared. "I'll teach you how to cook!!!" and left fuming, leaving the blond with a smug and triumphant grin. Naruto gave a loud whoop and went to go bother Tsunade.
"No, dammit, I don't want to go out with you."
The man walked away, looking down and rejected. Sasuke sighed. That had been the twentieth one today. Or the thirtieth. After ten he had stopped counting. This mission was starting to get really annoying.
Surprisingly, the Sound Village was a lot like the other villages. Sasuke imagined it to be more evil or something like that, but it was busy and bustling, just like the other Villages he'd gone to. There were streets of shops and stalls, except most of them sold instruments and music boxes, and anything to do with sound. There was even a calendar with the structure of the ear.
The people were normal too, considering most of the men were...attracted to him. What was it that made both genders seem drawn to him?? He shivered at the thought of it.
A hand suddenly grabbed onto Sasuke's shoulder, who sighed, turned around and said automatically, "No way in hell would I go out with you."
"You won't?" bright sky blue eyes met his dark ones.
"N-Naruto-kun??" Sasuke stammered, surprised, "What th-what are you doing here?"
"I got Tsunade-baba to tell me where you were after I told her I'd buy her a new copy of the book you ruined." He grinned. The dark-haired Chuunin stared.
"Are you stalking me, too??" Sasuke -_-ed at him.
"Can't I be worried that you're sent here to the Sound Village?? After all, it IS the village that declared war against us!!!" Naruto explained, grinning, "Come on!! Let's see if the Sound Village has a Ramen Bar!! I'm starving!!"
"You already had Ramen a couple hours ago, how can you still be hungry??" Sasuke told him, "And don't you get sick of eating Ramen all the time??"
"How'd you know I eat Ramen ALL the time??" the blond asked, tilting his head in curiosity, "You've only met me for two days after all. Well, one and a half."
'KUSO!!!' the dark-haired Chuunhin mentally slapped himself. "I, uh, heard it from my...my aunt!! Erm, she talks a lot about you. About our dream of becoming Hokage and stuff." He stammered. 'I've got to stop making lies up on the spot before it becomes a habit." He thought to himself.
"I see." Naruto nodded in understanding, his grin getting wider, and "So she talks about me a lot, ne?? I guess it's because I'm going to be the sixth Hokage and she knows it!!"
"........." Once again, Sasuke could find nothing to say. They wandered around for a while, searching about for a Ramen Bar.
"SONNA!!!" Naruto swore colorful curses when they passed the same statue they had passed three times before, "What kind of village is this if it doesn't have a Ramen Bar???"
"Can we stop now??" Sasuke said, irritably, "I'm on a mission you know."
"Fine." The blond crossed his arms in frustration, mumbling something about how villages can survive without a Ramen Bar. Sasuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Then he realized some of his chakra was leaking out and he quickly hid it. This morning, there was a note on his welcome mat; a reminder from his brother, Itachi, telling Sasuke to not forget to hide his chakra because if anyone found out he was cross-dressing, Itachi would never admit him as his younger brother. Sasuke had torn up the note, muttering about complaining to mom when he dies.
"So..." Naruto broke the silence, "What do you want to do??"
"Gather information, idiot, what else?" Sasuke snapped, becoming more and more annoyed with each passing second. "I'm on a mission you know."
"You're no fun." The blond pouted. "You know, you remind me of my teammate, Sasuke. He's no fun, always set on finishing the mission and very anti-social, not that you're as anti-social as him, but you know."
'So I remind him of Sasuke?' the dark haired Chuunin thought, bemused, 'What if I AM Sasuke??' then he said to the blond, "If you don't want to stay here, then leave, I'll be fine by myself here."
"Do you really think I'm going to leave a girl like you here at the Sound Village all alone??" Naruto replied, "You might get hurt."
Sasuke now knew how girls felt like when guys think they're too weak to protect themselves. "I can take care of myself, moron." He said.
"I'm staying here with you." Naruto said, firmly. After an hour of arguing with the stubborn blond, Sasuke gave up on trying to lose him.
"I'm going on the roof." The dark-haired Chuunin announced, "Maybe I can see more from up there." And he leapt on several trashcans and landed on the roof, closely followed by the blond and peered over the edge.
"Ne, Sora, what's going on?" Naruto asked, pointing to the crowd, who were parting to let a group through. Sasuke squinted his eyes to see better.
There seemed to be an army of shinobi lined up, side by side in columns. And there was someone leading them. The dark-haired Chuunin snarled under his breath as the leader of the army came nearer and nearer.
"That's Kabuto." Naruto pointed at the figure leading the army. "Looks like they've prepared an army already. When do you think they'll strike??"
"Shush." Sasuke hissed, "Looks like there's going to be some kind of meeting at the town square. If you shut up we might be able to hear." The blond nodded and they stealthily jumped over the roofs to get closer to the meeting.
"That's Orochimaru!!" Naruto whispered as they spotted someone waiting for the army. Snake-like and evil, Orochimaru stood, smirking, arms hanging dead at his side as he waited for the army to arrive. Sasuke growled under his breath at the site of their enemy.
"My fellow shinobi," Orochimaru greeted the army as they halted to a stop in front of him. "Well done Kabuto." He nodded to his accomplice. "Now that we've gathered an army, we'll be attacking soon. In a couple of weeks maybe. Continue with your training. Anyone caught slacking off will be killed immediately." And he turned, closely followed by Kabuto.
Ororchimaru was about to step out of the square when he paused and then turned back to his army. "Oh and would you guys be so kind as to get the two that were spying on us on the roof over there? Arigatou." Naruto and Sasuke froze.
"Kuso, kuso, kuso!!!!!" Naruto hissed, "What are we supposed to do now?!?!"
"We can't run away, that'll look too suspicious!!!" Sasuke snapped, "And they'll probably catch us anyways!! But we can't fight them because there's too many!!"
"Well, don't sit there panicking!!!" Naruto retorted, "I'm not exactly well known for my intelligence you know!!! Besides, how can anyone think in this kind of situation?!?!"
"That's exactly why I haven't thought of a plan yet!!" the dark-haired Chuunin replied angrily.
"Then...then....then...hurry up and think of one!! They're getting closer!!!" the blond cast a scared look at the approaching ninjas. "Hey, wait, I've got an idea!!"
"You do?" Sasuke blinked, surprised that the brainless idiot had actually came up with a plan. "What is it?" Naruto flushed a little but looked straight into his eyes.
"Ne, Sora," he said, hesitantly, "Play along and don't freak out ok??" Sasuke blinked in confusion then nodded. Naruto leaned forward and placed his lips against his rival's.
Sasuke froze. 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DOBE THINKING?!?!?!' he screamed in his mind. He vaguely realized they were surrounded. Naruto broke the kiss and glared at them.
"What?! Can't we make out in peace?" he growled angrily to the shinobis, who were blushing and muttering apologies. One by one, they disappeared. The blond turned to Sasuke, "Sugoi!! That worked!!!"
"Y-yeah..." Sasuke muttered, still in shock over what just happened. "W- well, we got information. It's time we get back to Konoha now."
"Yosh!! Let's go!!" Naruto said cheerfully as he jumped off the roof, closely followed by Sasuke, in a very happy mood since he got to kiss Sora.
That's all for today!! Gomen, gomen. I have lyk three projects due Monday and Tuesday and I need to start them soon!! So I probably won't be posting up another chapter on Monday like I usually do. Gomen!! Lily can't take over either, stupid projects!! _ anyways, we'll update sometime later next week so PLZ REVIEW!!!! ARIGATOU!!!!