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Chapter 6~
"......and Orochimaru has assembled an army already for war which will be in a couple weeks, he didn't specify when." Sasuke was saying to the Fifth Hokage that evening.
"Now really??" Tsunade rested her chin in her hand and twiddled with a pencil. "Knowing Orochimaru, a couple of weeks means three weeks. I will alert the Anbu, arigatou Sora."
"Whatever." The dark haired Chuunin muttered irritably.
"What?? Did something happen I don't know about??" she asked, returning her attention to the brand new book bought by the courtesy of Naruto.
"Nothing you need to know about." He replied, darkly.
"Oh don't I?" Tsunade looked at him evilly, "Does it have anything to do with Naruto??"
"And why the hell do you want to know??" Sasuke yelled, his pale skin flushed red.
"Because you're my 'niece' and I think your 'aunt' deserves to know what's going on with your love life," the Fifth Hokage told him with a smirk.
"URUSEI!!!" screeched the dark-haired Chuunin. Normally, he would be a lot more polite and formal to the Honorable Godaime, but ever since he was assigned that mission, he dropped all formalities.
"Well, I'm Hokage and I demand you tell me what happened." She said.
"And I refuse." Was Sasuke's answer.
"..............."
"..............."
"..............."
"................"
"KONNICHWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kakashi jumped in through the door, "WHATS UP?!?!?!?!?!" he stopped when he saw Sasuke and Tsunade staring at each other with his student blushing faintly. "Ano...did I interrupt something??"
"No you didn't." the fifth hokage said, "In fact, you can help me get Sasuke to tell us what happened at the Sound the village that's making him so red."
"Honto ne?? What happened Sasuke-kun??" the silver-haired Jounin asked, a grin growing under that mask, "Did Naruto do something??"
"URUSEI!!!!!" Sasuke yelled.
"Meh, fine be that way." Kakashi said, "I have to go find Sakura now. Oh and by the way, Naruto's going to ask you out again soon, just letting you know so you don't freak out when he does." And the teacher left with a poof.
"Tell me he didn't say that." The dark haired boy stared.
"He did." Tsunade said.
"I'll be right back." Sasuke crossed over to the door and stepped outside for a second.
At the Cloud Country, the villagers that were still outside at night or eating dinner or doing whatnot looked up as a blood-curdling scream filled the air.
"I'm fine." Was what the dark-haired Chuunin said as he walked calmly back in. Tsunade raised an eyebrow before shrugging it aside.
"So, which village are you going next??" she asked.
"Ummmm...do you have a coin??" Sasuke asked. The Fifth Hokage reached into her pocket and brought up a small copper coin. He threw it up in the air.
"Head-Sand, Tails-Sound." He said. The coin flipped around in the air for a while before it landed on the floor with a clatter, spinning until it finally slowed and laid to rest. The two of them bent over and saw that it was-
"Heads." Tsunade said. "You're going to the Sand Village tomorrow."
"Chikuso!!!" Sasuke moaned. Going to the Sand meant going to see his brother again...kuso... he could just imagine the taunts he will have to face tomorrow...
"Want me to send an escort with you??" the fifth Hokage asked in mock concern, "Just in case little Sora gets kidnapped by her big scary brother again??"
"Urusei!!!" Sasuke's eyes were already red and were glaring at her. Tsunade shivered. Boy, if looks could kill...thank god they don't...
"Fine, fine I won't send an escort with you, mou, can't you take a little joke??" she crossed her arms angrily, "Sheesh, you take everything too seriously Sasuke-kun, you need to lighten up once in a while."
"I don't have time to 'lighten up'." The dark haired Chuunin muttered darkly, "All I have time for is for doing these stupid missions, training to get stronger so I can finally kill my bastard brother." Tsunade stared at him for a moment.
"You seriously need to get a life." She told him, gathering up some papers and straightening them out, "You are dismissed by the way. Report back here at 8:00 A.M sharp and don't come back late even if Naruto asks you out again." Sasuke scowled at her before closing the door behind her.
It was a day just like any other. Sasuke was just shaking off the sixtieth person who walked up to him and asked if he wanted to do lunch sometime. And if it wasn't creepy enough, half of the men were the same ones as last time and all of them were wondering if he told them the wrong phone number.
'Sora' was currently residing on the roof of some house where there was peace and quiet and he could keep a lookout for anything 'suspicious'. How the hell he was supposed to notice anything out of ordinary was still a mystery to him.
'It...is...so...friggin...HOT!!!' Sasuke screamed in his mind as the heat of the sun was unbearable. The Sand village was like a village in the desert...then again, it WAS the Sand village...not to mention the fact Tsunade forced him into a black dress that went down to his ankles and had long sleeves. Somehow the fact she was trying to kill him wasn't unbelievable...
He jumped down from the roof to walk in the shade. The heat was killing him. Sasuke wandered to an empty alley, not paying attention to where he was going when he crashed into someone.
"Itai!!" he rubbed the back of his head, "Ahh...gomen nasai."
"You should be...otouto." Itachi smirked as he dusted himself off.
"Aniki!! Shi ne!!!" Sasuke lunged at his older brother with Chidori already crackling brilliantly in his right hand. Itachi sighed as he watched his younger brother coming closer. Then, as the boy's hand was only 3 inches away from his face, the older Uchiha stepped aside, grabbed his brother's wrist, and threw him into the wall.
Sasuke crashed into the wall, where the Chidori was released and the adobe wall blew up. Bits of dried mud flew everywhere and somehow there was sand making a huge cloud of dust. The younger Uchiha choked and coughed as he took out his kunai and glanced around for his brother.
"Baka." Itachi wrapped his arms around his younger brother, quickly prying the knife from his hand, "Baka, baka, baka. Why are you so stupid??"
"Urusei!!" Sasuke jerked around with a fist heading for his older brother's face. Itachi caught it with ease and Sasuke kicked him in the shins with the back of his heel, thanking Tsunade for forcing him to wear pointy high heels. The older Uchiha release him and doubled over, clutching his shin in pain.
"What the hell??" he spat, cursing in five different languages. Sasuke tilted his head in amazement. He didn't know his older brother could swear in Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Taiwanese and not teach him any of them.
"Hey, otouto??" Itachi said, looking up at Sasuke, one eye shut in pain. "In case no one's ever told you, those kind of boxers don't look right on you with that dress." Sasuke kicked him hard in the head.
"URUSEI AND DIE!!!!!" he yelled, a faint blush tinting his pale cheeks. The older Itachi rubbed his throbbing head and stood up, dusting himself off again.
"I hope you remembered my note, otouto." He said, "Because your chakra's leaking out right now and if anyone asks me if I know, I don't ok??"
"SHI NE!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke charged at his brother again, using his second Chidori this day. Itachi sighed and shook his head.
"Baka. You're only wasting chakra." He said and stepped out of the way as the attack hit the wall behind him, but Sasuke didn't stop there. The younger Uchiha whipped around and had a kunai heading straight for his face. Itachi blocked it with his own knife and stared into his younger brother's eyes. "For the next 12 hours, you will get a makeover at a beauty salon."
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!" Sasuke yelled as he watched himself get powered up, washed, waxed, and whatever they do for a makeover for the next 12 hours, or that was what it seemed like for the past 2 minutes. "What the hell was that for??" he asked when it was over.
"What was that for?? I thought you'd enjoy it, seeing the little cross- dresser you are." Itachi smirked.
"URUSEI!!!" Sasuke seethed, "Want to know my mission?? Fine!!! I'm a spy ok?!?! I'm spying on the Sand and the Sound village and to draw less attention, I'm dressed as a girl, ok?? So therefore I was forced to wear this damn dress!!!" He drew breath and waited for his brother's response. Itachi, however, look disappointed.
"So you're not cross-dressing by will?? That sucks, I had all these stuff to make fun of you with...I was even going to take you...nvm...." He gave a great sigh then suddenly brightened up, "Wait, so if you're forced to cross dress, then that'll make everything funnier!!"
"NANI?!?!? SHI NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now, now, Sora-san, you shouldn't be fighting stronger, older people than you." Kakashi grabbed the back of his dress and pulled him back.
"Kakashi." Itachi greeted.
"Uchiha Itachi." Nodded the silver-haired Jounin.
"Ne, Kamite-san!!!" Sasuke turned to see his pink-haired teammate at the end of the alley, waving at them. His eyes fell to the person standing next to her.
"Oi Sora-chan!!!" Naruto grinned. Sasuke sweatdropped. He he's been promoted to Sora-chan already?? Ahh... The bond's expression changed when he saw who was standing next to him.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun!!!" Sakura waved at Itachi, who stared at her. Sasuke coughed, choked, and then burst out into laughter. That look on the older Uchiha's face was priceless.
Both Itachi and Kakashi looked at him in surprise. The ever so cold and emotionless Uchiha Sasuke was actually laughing. Kakashi made a mental not to tell Tsunade that this mission was doing some serious damage to his student.
"What's wrong Sasuke-kun??" Sakura asked, walking up to them.
"Sasuke you bastard, where have you been??" Naruto said, coming up behind them. Sasuke had to use the wall for support to keep from collapsing from laughing to hard. The blond gave him a weird look as he gasped for breath.
"Ummm..." Itachi was giving Sakura and Naruto very weird looks like they sprouted purple antlers. "Ok, first thing, I'm not-"
"Ne, Sora-chan, are you ok??" Naruto asked concerned at the still giggling 'girl,' who couldn't look at his older brother with a straight face.
"I'm...I'm...I'm fine..." Sasuke gasped out, covering his mouth to hide the snickers. The blond turned to the older Uchiha, pointing an accusing finger.
"What the hell did you do to her, Sasuke you bastard!?!?!" he yelled.
"I'm not-"
"How'd you get so tall??" Sakura asked, tilting her head up at his gleaming red eyes, "And how do you have three commas in you Sharingan already?? Not to mention you have them on right now for no apparent reason."
"I'm not -"
"And why the hell is your collar so high?!?!?!" Naruto asked.
"It's always been like this." Itachi said, getting really annoyed right now, "And I'm not-" His younger brother was still leaning against the wall, unsuccessfully trying to stifle laughs.
"Oi, Sora, breathe." Kakashi patted his student on the back, "You're going to choke and I don't think Tsunade-sama would be happy to find that her 'niece' died from laughing."
"Yeah, and we're blaming you Sasuke." The blond crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at the older Uchiha, who was shaking from annoyance and frustration.
"I'M...NOT...SASUKE!!!!" he yelled, surprising all four of them. Even Sasuke stopped laughing to stare at him, "Mou!! Why am I always mistaken for him anyways?? I don't look like him, do I??"
"Actually," Kakashi said thoughtfully, "It wouldn't be surprising if we put the two of you together, people would mistake you two for twins, except one's a lot taller than the other." He was met with twin glares from both Itachi and Sasuke.
"You're Itachi Uchiha!!!" Naruto backed away from him, his hand cupped in a ready form for Rasengan.
"Er....you just noticed??" the silver haired Jounin gaped at him.
"Yeah..."
"............"
"Don't worry Naruto-kun, I have no intention of hurting your girlfriend." Itachi rolled his eyes and turned to walk away, "Invite me to the wedding."
"What wedding??" Sasuke stared, "Why does everyone keep saying that??"
"Well, since you met up with Itachi here, I take it you haven't found any information, ne??" Kakashi asked his student, who shook his head, "Let's go home now, I'll tell Tsunade why you came back early." Sasuke shrugged as he followed his team toward the entrance of the Hidden Sand village.
"Ano sa, ano sa, Sora-chan??" Naruto asked, "Can I ask you a question??" The dark haired Chuunin tensed, fearing what his rival was going to ask him.
"What is it?" he said, slowly. Naruto took a deep breath and opened his mouth to say-
That's it for today!!! Hehehehehehe ^__^ aren't we feeling evil today?? Sry if it's a little shorter than usual...but we can't think of anything to write Lily: I ACTUALLY HELPED THIS TIME!!!!!!!! (at da last two paragraphs......) DUN'T U FEEL SO PROUD?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!? PLZ REVIEW!!!! SOME IDEAS WOULD BE NICE TOO!!!! Oh yeah, don't forget to vote- will Sasuke go to Sound or Sand next?? If you don't we'll have to flip the coin again...
Yuki-chan2~ Itachi's your role model?? So you're going to masquerade your town or something?? Jk jk :P I put Itachi in this chapter, hope you're happy!! Lily: I LUV HIM TOO!!!
Nora D.~ Yup!! Hehe, thnks for the review!!
LMA~ we're updating right now!! Hope you enjoy this chapter!! Lily: IT'S FUNNY!!!!
Kuroi Kitsune~ ya, Sasuke would make a really cute girl!! Lol Lily: still, I LUV HIM AS A BOY!!!
Watermelon Gal~ I don't know how Kakashi knows how to cook...I guess its something every shinobi should know for survival...though I wouldn't want to try his cooking -_-...no one can resist Naruto's puppy dog look!! Wahahaha!!
Snow_drops~ its funny?? Thnks!!! And thnks for the review!!!
Panatlantic~ ur going to more now!! Enjoy~
Nightsiren02~ yes he did, surprising isn't it?? To think what Naruto would think if he knew it was Sasuke he was kissing....O.o Lily:........................................................AHAHAHAHAAAA
Foamy and Foolproof~ yup, it would be funny, wouldn't it?? Thnks for the review!!!
We don't own Naruto
Chapter 6~
"......and Orochimaru has assembled an army already for war which will be in a couple weeks, he didn't specify when." Sasuke was saying to the Fifth Hokage that evening.
"Now really??" Tsunade rested her chin in her hand and twiddled with a pencil. "Knowing Orochimaru, a couple of weeks means three weeks. I will alert the Anbu, arigatou Sora."
"Whatever." The dark haired Chuunin muttered irritably.
"What?? Did something happen I don't know about??" she asked, returning her attention to the brand new book bought by the courtesy of Naruto.
"Nothing you need to know about." He replied, darkly.
"Oh don't I?" Tsunade looked at him evilly, "Does it have anything to do with Naruto??"
"And why the hell do you want to know??" Sasuke yelled, his pale skin flushed red.
"Because you're my 'niece' and I think your 'aunt' deserves to know what's going on with your love life," the Fifth Hokage told him with a smirk.
"URUSEI!!!" screeched the dark-haired Chuunin. Normally, he would be a lot more polite and formal to the Honorable Godaime, but ever since he was assigned that mission, he dropped all formalities.
"Well, I'm Hokage and I demand you tell me what happened." She said.
"And I refuse." Was Sasuke's answer.
"..............."
"..............."
"..............."
"................"
"KONNICHWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kakashi jumped in through the door, "WHATS UP?!?!?!?!?!" he stopped when he saw Sasuke and Tsunade staring at each other with his student blushing faintly. "Ano...did I interrupt something??"
"No you didn't." the fifth hokage said, "In fact, you can help me get Sasuke to tell us what happened at the Sound the village that's making him so red."
"Honto ne?? What happened Sasuke-kun??" the silver-haired Jounin asked, a grin growing under that mask, "Did Naruto do something??"
"URUSEI!!!!!" Sasuke yelled.
"Meh, fine be that way." Kakashi said, "I have to go find Sakura now. Oh and by the way, Naruto's going to ask you out again soon, just letting you know so you don't freak out when he does." And the teacher left with a poof.
"Tell me he didn't say that." The dark haired boy stared.
"He did." Tsunade said.
"I'll be right back." Sasuke crossed over to the door and stepped outside for a second.
At the Cloud Country, the villagers that were still outside at night or eating dinner or doing whatnot looked up as a blood-curdling scream filled the air.
"I'm fine." Was what the dark-haired Chuunin said as he walked calmly back in. Tsunade raised an eyebrow before shrugging it aside.
"So, which village are you going next??" she asked.
"Ummmm...do you have a coin??" Sasuke asked. The Fifth Hokage reached into her pocket and brought up a small copper coin. He threw it up in the air.
"Head-Sand, Tails-Sound." He said. The coin flipped around in the air for a while before it landed on the floor with a clatter, spinning until it finally slowed and laid to rest. The two of them bent over and saw that it was-
"Heads." Tsunade said. "You're going to the Sand Village tomorrow."
"Chikuso!!!" Sasuke moaned. Going to the Sand meant going to see his brother again...kuso... he could just imagine the taunts he will have to face tomorrow...
"Want me to send an escort with you??" the fifth Hokage asked in mock concern, "Just in case little Sora gets kidnapped by her big scary brother again??"
"Urusei!!!" Sasuke's eyes were already red and were glaring at her. Tsunade shivered. Boy, if looks could kill...thank god they don't...
"Fine, fine I won't send an escort with you, mou, can't you take a little joke??" she crossed her arms angrily, "Sheesh, you take everything too seriously Sasuke-kun, you need to lighten up once in a while."
"I don't have time to 'lighten up'." The dark haired Chuunin muttered darkly, "All I have time for is for doing these stupid missions, training to get stronger so I can finally kill my bastard brother." Tsunade stared at him for a moment.
"You seriously need to get a life." She told him, gathering up some papers and straightening them out, "You are dismissed by the way. Report back here at 8:00 A.M sharp and don't come back late even if Naruto asks you out again." Sasuke scowled at her before closing the door behind her.
It was a day just like any other. Sasuke was just shaking off the sixtieth person who walked up to him and asked if he wanted to do lunch sometime. And if it wasn't creepy enough, half of the men were the same ones as last time and all of them were wondering if he told them the wrong phone number.
'Sora' was currently residing on the roof of some house where there was peace and quiet and he could keep a lookout for anything 'suspicious'. How the hell he was supposed to notice anything out of ordinary was still a mystery to him.
'It...is...so...friggin...HOT!!!' Sasuke screamed in his mind as the heat of the sun was unbearable. The Sand village was like a village in the desert...then again, it WAS the Sand village...not to mention the fact Tsunade forced him into a black dress that went down to his ankles and had long sleeves. Somehow the fact she was trying to kill him wasn't unbelievable...
He jumped down from the roof to walk in the shade. The heat was killing him. Sasuke wandered to an empty alley, not paying attention to where he was going when he crashed into someone.
"Itai!!" he rubbed the back of his head, "Ahh...gomen nasai."
"You should be...otouto." Itachi smirked as he dusted himself off.
"Aniki!! Shi ne!!!" Sasuke lunged at his older brother with Chidori already crackling brilliantly in his right hand. Itachi sighed as he watched his younger brother coming closer. Then, as the boy's hand was only 3 inches away from his face, the older Uchiha stepped aside, grabbed his brother's wrist, and threw him into the wall.
Sasuke crashed into the wall, where the Chidori was released and the adobe wall blew up. Bits of dried mud flew everywhere and somehow there was sand making a huge cloud of dust. The younger Uchiha choked and coughed as he took out his kunai and glanced around for his brother.
"Baka." Itachi wrapped his arms around his younger brother, quickly prying the knife from his hand, "Baka, baka, baka. Why are you so stupid??"
"Urusei!!" Sasuke jerked around with a fist heading for his older brother's face. Itachi caught it with ease and Sasuke kicked him in the shins with the back of his heel, thanking Tsunade for forcing him to wear pointy high heels. The older Uchiha release him and doubled over, clutching his shin in pain.
"What the hell??" he spat, cursing in five different languages. Sasuke tilted his head in amazement. He didn't know his older brother could swear in Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Taiwanese and not teach him any of them.
"Hey, otouto??" Itachi said, looking up at Sasuke, one eye shut in pain. "In case no one's ever told you, those kind of boxers don't look right on you with that dress." Sasuke kicked him hard in the head.
"URUSEI AND DIE!!!!!" he yelled, a faint blush tinting his pale cheeks. The older Itachi rubbed his throbbing head and stood up, dusting himself off again.
"I hope you remembered my note, otouto." He said, "Because your chakra's leaking out right now and if anyone asks me if I know, I don't ok??"
"SHI NE!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke charged at his brother again, using his second Chidori this day. Itachi sighed and shook his head.
"Baka. You're only wasting chakra." He said and stepped out of the way as the attack hit the wall behind him, but Sasuke didn't stop there. The younger Uchiha whipped around and had a kunai heading straight for his face. Itachi blocked it with his own knife and stared into his younger brother's eyes. "For the next 12 hours, you will get a makeover at a beauty salon."
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!" Sasuke yelled as he watched himself get powered up, washed, waxed, and whatever they do for a makeover for the next 12 hours, or that was what it seemed like for the past 2 minutes. "What the hell was that for??" he asked when it was over.
"What was that for?? I thought you'd enjoy it, seeing the little cross- dresser you are." Itachi smirked.
"URUSEI!!!" Sasuke seethed, "Want to know my mission?? Fine!!! I'm a spy ok?!?! I'm spying on the Sand and the Sound village and to draw less attention, I'm dressed as a girl, ok?? So therefore I was forced to wear this damn dress!!!" He drew breath and waited for his brother's response. Itachi, however, look disappointed.
"So you're not cross-dressing by will?? That sucks, I had all these stuff to make fun of you with...I was even going to take you...nvm...." He gave a great sigh then suddenly brightened up, "Wait, so if you're forced to cross dress, then that'll make everything funnier!!"
"NANI?!?!? SHI NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Now, now, Sora-san, you shouldn't be fighting stronger, older people than you." Kakashi grabbed the back of his dress and pulled him back.
"Kakashi." Itachi greeted.
"Uchiha Itachi." Nodded the silver-haired Jounin.
"Ne, Kamite-san!!!" Sasuke turned to see his pink-haired teammate at the end of the alley, waving at them. His eyes fell to the person standing next to her.
"Oi Sora-chan!!!" Naruto grinned. Sasuke sweatdropped. He he's been promoted to Sora-chan already?? Ahh... The bond's expression changed when he saw who was standing next to him.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun!!!" Sakura waved at Itachi, who stared at her. Sasuke coughed, choked, and then burst out into laughter. That look on the older Uchiha's face was priceless.
Both Itachi and Kakashi looked at him in surprise. The ever so cold and emotionless Uchiha Sasuke was actually laughing. Kakashi made a mental not to tell Tsunade that this mission was doing some serious damage to his student.
"What's wrong Sasuke-kun??" Sakura asked, walking up to them.
"Sasuke you bastard, where have you been??" Naruto said, coming up behind them. Sasuke had to use the wall for support to keep from collapsing from laughing to hard. The blond gave him a weird look as he gasped for breath.
"Ummm..." Itachi was giving Sakura and Naruto very weird looks like they sprouted purple antlers. "Ok, first thing, I'm not-"
"Ne, Sora-chan, are you ok??" Naruto asked concerned at the still giggling 'girl,' who couldn't look at his older brother with a straight face.
"I'm...I'm...I'm fine..." Sasuke gasped out, covering his mouth to hide the snickers. The blond turned to the older Uchiha, pointing an accusing finger.
"What the hell did you do to her, Sasuke you bastard!?!?!" he yelled.
"I'm not-"
"How'd you get so tall??" Sakura asked, tilting her head up at his gleaming red eyes, "And how do you have three commas in you Sharingan already?? Not to mention you have them on right now for no apparent reason."
"I'm not -"
"And why the hell is your collar so high?!?!?!" Naruto asked.
"It's always been like this." Itachi said, getting really annoyed right now, "And I'm not-" His younger brother was still leaning against the wall, unsuccessfully trying to stifle laughs.
"Oi, Sora, breathe." Kakashi patted his student on the back, "You're going to choke and I don't think Tsunade-sama would be happy to find that her 'niece' died from laughing."
"Yeah, and we're blaming you Sasuke." The blond crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at the older Uchiha, who was shaking from annoyance and frustration.
"I'M...NOT...SASUKE!!!!" he yelled, surprising all four of them. Even Sasuke stopped laughing to stare at him, "Mou!! Why am I always mistaken for him anyways?? I don't look like him, do I??"
"Actually," Kakashi said thoughtfully, "It wouldn't be surprising if we put the two of you together, people would mistake you two for twins, except one's a lot taller than the other." He was met with twin glares from both Itachi and Sasuke.
"You're Itachi Uchiha!!!" Naruto backed away from him, his hand cupped in a ready form for Rasengan.
"Er....you just noticed??" the silver haired Jounin gaped at him.
"Yeah..."
"............"
"Don't worry Naruto-kun, I have no intention of hurting your girlfriend." Itachi rolled his eyes and turned to walk away, "Invite me to the wedding."
"What wedding??" Sasuke stared, "Why does everyone keep saying that??"
"Well, since you met up with Itachi here, I take it you haven't found any information, ne??" Kakashi asked his student, who shook his head, "Let's go home now, I'll tell Tsunade why you came back early." Sasuke shrugged as he followed his team toward the entrance of the Hidden Sand village.
"Ano sa, ano sa, Sora-chan??" Naruto asked, "Can I ask you a question??" The dark haired Chuunin tensed, fearing what his rival was going to ask him.
"What is it?" he said, slowly. Naruto took a deep breath and opened his mouth to say-
That's it for today!!! Hehehehehehe ^__^ aren't we feeling evil today?? Sry if it's a little shorter than usual...but we can't think of anything to write Lily: I ACTUALLY HELPED THIS TIME!!!!!!!! (at da last two paragraphs......) DUN'T U FEEL SO PROUD?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!? PLZ REVIEW!!!! SOME IDEAS WOULD BE NICE TOO!!!! Oh yeah, don't forget to vote- will Sasuke go to Sound or Sand next?? If you don't we'll have to flip the coin again...