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Chapter 7-
Naruto took a deep breath and asked, "Is there something between you and Itachi?? Because it seems like you keep meeting up with him all the time when you come to the Sand Village." Sasuke blinked.
'And I was expecting another date.' He thought in relief, 'No, Naruto, there's nothing between Itachi and I, apart from the fact he masqueraded a whole clan and I'm currently trying to kill him. Besides that, nothing at all.' "Iie, he's just one of them." The dark haired Chuunin replied, casting a glance over his shoulder at several guys staring leeringly at him.
"Oh...I see..." Naruto nodded in relief.
They were now out of the Sand Village now. And Sasuke was still celebrating in joy. 'Thank god he wasn't going to ask me ou-'
"Ne, Sora-chan, do you want to come over to my house for dinner tonight??" Naruto suddenly asked out of the blue, his face flushing a little.
"N-n-nani??" said Sasuke caught off guard. Kuso, just perfect for that dobe to ruin everything, "I-I-I think I'll be busy today. Gomen."
"Then how about tomorrow night??" Naruto asked, eagerly.
"...I'll be...busy?"
"Day after that?"
"I'm seeing my...aunt?"
"Day after the day after that???"
'Kami, this guy...' Sasuke tried to unclench his fist, "I'll be...um..." he was running out of ideas, and the look on Naruto's face was becoming hopeful.
"So you're free on the day after the day after tomorrow?!"
"NO!! I'll be...doing...something...I think..." Sasuke blanched.
"Them how about the day after that??"
"I'll...also be doing something..."
"You don't want to go out with me??" Naruto pouted and looked at Sasuke with his famous proven irresistible (by Kakashi) puppy eyes.
The dark haired Chuunin stared at him. If he was Sasuke right now he'd say "Che, idiot, like that's really going to work on me." But unfortunately if he HAD said that, Naruto probably would know who was on the spot. "N-no, I mean...I'm...I...I just remembered!! I think I'll be free tonight." Better to get this over with sooner than later. Damn, this mission was making him act like a real girl.
"Honte ne?!?!?" the blond brightened up instantly, "Sugoi!! Come to my apartment tonight at 7, ok??"
"Ya...sure..." Sasuke replied mentally punching himself on the head. 'Damn the Dobe!! DAMN HIM!!! Damn those puppy eyes!!! Damn this mission!! Now I've got another date with him!!!'
"Yay!! Hold on, lemme ask Kakashi-sensei something!!" the blond ran up to his sensei. "Ne, Kakashi-sensei, you promised me-"
"I know, I know, I know!!" the silver-haired Jounin waved his hand impatiently, "What is Sa-Sora coming over to your house tonight??"
"Hai!!" the blond said, cheerfully.
'Ahh...he was pretty quiet...good thing I told him beforehand, judging from that scream a few seconds after I told him, I'd hate to see what would happen if I didn't...' Kakashi thought, amused.
"Ne, Sora-san?" Sakura spoke up to the dark haired Chuunin. Sasuke resisted the urge to ignore her and looked up in question.
"Nani??" he asked.
"Was that Naruto asking you out??" the pink-haired Chuunin asked, a grin forming on her face. Sasuke nodded. "Sugoi!!! He needs someone for him. You seem liked the perfect person for him!! I want to pick out your outfit!! Come over to my place today??" It took several seconds for Sasuke to register all this information.
'I...seem like the perfect person for...Naruto?!?! Holy shit...that's just plain freaky... and wrong... wait... come over to Sakura's house...?? HELL NO!!!' he thought frantically.
"Ah...ano..." he started, 'DAMN THIS STUPID MISSION!!! DAMN BEING A GIRL!!! I would say 'No way in hell would I EVER want to go to your house!!' but nooooooo, I have to act nice when I'm Sora!!'
"We can go shopping together for outfits!!" Sakura said, happily.
"I-I'm not really a shopping person. Gomen." Sasuke replied, hurridly, hoping this excuse would make her leave him alone.
"That's ok!! I am!! So that means I can help you pick out an outfit!!" the pink haired girl said enthusiastically. Sasuke opened his mouth to protest but decided that there was no point in arguing so he reluctantly nodded.
"Sugoi!! Let's go to my house when we come back, ok??" she said, cheerfully. The dark haired Chuunin did nothing but nod his head.
Apparently, Sakura as a teammate in love with him was different as Sakura as a friend who didn't really know him. But all the same, she was one of those girls that LOVES to shop.
They arrived together at her house. After the pink haired went in for a second to get her purse, they set off to the lines of shops.
"Ne, ne!! Try this one!! And this one!!" Sakura thrust a tight white blouse and a very short black skirt to Sasuke who stared.
"Why so skimpy??" he asked, wrinkling his nose.
"Hey, who's picking out the outfit here??" Sakura said, "So you go try on those and come out so I can see how you look."
Shrugging, he walked to the dressing room, keeping his eyes on the ground as stepped into one of the empty stalls. Now look what the mission got him into!! He's in a GIRLS dressing room. How stupid is that?!?!? He laid the clothes on the bench.
Now here was a problem he hadn't considered. For one thing, he was a guy. And guy bodies were different from the female body. Like not all females have hard muscles on their arms and legs. And not to mention the blouse wouldn't really cover his midriff...which could be a problem...
"Chikuso!!" he sighed and decided to play to safe. "Henge no Jutsu!!" he transformed into a female version of himself, who almost looked the same except for some extra 'parts'. He quickly put the clothes on.
"Ne, Sora-san?? Are you done yet??" Sakura's voice came from outside the door. "I'm coming in ok??"
"Hai." He muttered. The pink haired girl came in with her arms full of clothes. She looked at him up and down for a while.
"Hn...chigau, that doesn't really look right on you..." she said slowly, picking another outfit from her arms, "Try this one." And left as Sasuke grumbled as he changed into those clothes.
Sixteen outfits later, Sakura finally decided on a white halter-top, black jacket and a black skirt that fell jut past his knees. Sasuke was thoroughly exhausted from both Sakura and using the Henge No Jutsu. After the pink haired girl finally made a decision, he slipped on his normal clothes and dropped the Jutsu.
"Good luck tonight!!" Sakura called as they parted ways. The dark haired Chuunin nodded in response. He checked his watch. It was 6:30. Sasuke decided he'd like to spend the rest of the time until he had to get ready being a guy so he walked to the Hokage Tower.
"Konnichiwa Sasuke." Tsunade greeted him from her book, "Kakashi told me what happened, I'll excuse you from the lack of information today."
"Whatever." He muttered as he walked to the bathroom to change back into his normal self and threw on his dark blue Uchiha shirt and khaki shorts. Then he tied up his hair and messed it up a little so it looked normal.
"Naruto told me he asked my niece out today." The Fifth Hokage told him when he walked out the bathroom. "And I told him he is forbidden to lay a finger on you unless he gives me the next issue of this series and here it is." She held up the book she was reading.
"NANI?!?!?!" Sasuke glared furiously at her, "What do you mean 'lay a finger' on me?!?! It's not like I'm going to let that Dobe do anything!!!"
"Do what??" Naruto stuck his head out from a little closet on the right side of the room. Sasuke jumped a mile in the air from shock and surprise.
"What the hell are you doing here?!?!?!?!?!?" he asked, trying to catch his breath. "And why the hell didn't you tell me he was here?!?!?" he said accusingly to Tsunade.
"I...er...forgot..." she replied, eyes still on the book.
"Why Sasuke?? Don't you want me here??" Naruto pouted, "Ne, I feel like I've seen you recently even though you were on a mission."
'That's because you saw me on my mission.' Sasuke thought furiously, "What the hell are you doing here??" he said to the blond.
"I needed to pick something up from Tsunade-baba." Naruto replied.
"How long were you here?? Did you hear anything I said??" the dark haired Chuunin asked, anxiously. The blond blinked for a second and looked as though he as thinking.
"Ano...I got here half an hour ago, before you got here... and I wasn't really paying attention to what you were saying until you said Dobe which is your nickname for me." Naruto replied, sticking his tongue out at the word 'Dobe.'
"Ahh...good..." Sasuke sighed in relief.
"I'm taking this." The blond said to the Hokage, holding up a bag of who-knows-what. Tsunade nodded, not even glancing at him. Then Naruto had a wicked idea and took several scrolls from the shelf behind her. Sasuke was sure he saw the word 'Forbidden' on them.
"And I'm taking this too!!" Naruto called over his shoulder as he opened the door to leave. "Ja!!"
"Get back here, you brat, you're not taking those Forbidden scrolls." The Fifth Hokage said not looking from her book. Naruto's turned an angry disappointed pout.
"Mou!!" he crossed his arms, "I'll never understand you!! How'd you know they were forbidden scrolls if you never looked up from that stupid book??"
"I have psychic powers." She muttered and glared dangerously at him, "And...never...insult...the...book...or...else..."
"Whatever." The blond pulled down one eyelid before disappearing just in time as a kunai was hurtled toward the door. Tsunade turned the page, like nothing had just happened.
"I'm going to go now." Sasuke said as he walked out of the room.
"Good luck." The Hokage called after him.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I'm going to cut off right here!!! Wahahahaha!!! Yes, I'm feeling very evil right now!! ^__^ this again is kinda short, gomen. So...want to see how their date went?? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! And we'll try to update tomorrow or the day after ^__^
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Watermelon Gal: yes poor Itachi-kun...torturing ppl is our specialty "grins evilly"
Chibi-Mariah: we stopped there because we're evil!! Wahahahahahahahaha!! Thnks for the review!!
Sailor Book/Water Mistress: you really think its funny?? Yay!! My attempt at humor is working!!
Yuki-chan2: yes I am evil ^__^
Tiinka: here's the net chapter!! Gah...imagine the look on Naruto's face when he finds out Sora is really Sasuke O.o (Naruto: nooo!! I kissed Sasuke again!!)
Sliced: thanks!! Making my readers smile makes me smile!! ^__^
Chang Wumei: thnks!! Ahahahaha, I don't know much Japanese...so forgive me if it's a bit off, I'm learning it though!! I'll be sure to remember that!! Thnks for reviewing!!
Sarena: we're updating right now!! Enjoy the chapter!!
Strike me if I lie!! I own Naruto!!!! (ZAPPP!!!!)...gah...itai...
Chapter 7-
Naruto took a deep breath and asked, "Is there something between you and Itachi?? Because it seems like you keep meeting up with him all the time when you come to the Sand Village." Sasuke blinked.
'And I was expecting another date.' He thought in relief, 'No, Naruto, there's nothing between Itachi and I, apart from the fact he masqueraded a whole clan and I'm currently trying to kill him. Besides that, nothing at all.' "Iie, he's just one of them." The dark haired Chuunin replied, casting a glance over his shoulder at several guys staring leeringly at him.
"Oh...I see..." Naruto nodded in relief.
They were now out of the Sand Village now. And Sasuke was still celebrating in joy. 'Thank god he wasn't going to ask me ou-'
"Ne, Sora-chan, do you want to come over to my house for dinner tonight??" Naruto suddenly asked out of the blue, his face flushing a little.
"N-n-nani??" said Sasuke caught off guard. Kuso, just perfect for that dobe to ruin everything, "I-I-I think I'll be busy today. Gomen."
"Then how about tomorrow night??" Naruto asked, eagerly.
"...I'll be...busy?"
"Day after that?"
"I'm seeing my...aunt?"
"Day after the day after that???"
'Kami, this guy...' Sasuke tried to unclench his fist, "I'll be...um..." he was running out of ideas, and the look on Naruto's face was becoming hopeful.
"So you're free on the day after the day after tomorrow?!"
"NO!! I'll be...doing...something...I think..." Sasuke blanched.
"Them how about the day after that??"
"I'll...also be doing something..."
"You don't want to go out with me??" Naruto pouted and looked at Sasuke with his famous proven irresistible (by Kakashi) puppy eyes.
The dark haired Chuunin stared at him. If he was Sasuke right now he'd say "Che, idiot, like that's really going to work on me." But unfortunately if he HAD said that, Naruto probably would know who was on the spot. "N-no, I mean...I'm...I...I just remembered!! I think I'll be free tonight." Better to get this over with sooner than later. Damn, this mission was making him act like a real girl.
"Honte ne?!?!?" the blond brightened up instantly, "Sugoi!! Come to my apartment tonight at 7, ok??"
"Ya...sure..." Sasuke replied mentally punching himself on the head. 'Damn the Dobe!! DAMN HIM!!! Damn those puppy eyes!!! Damn this mission!! Now I've got another date with him!!!'
"Yay!! Hold on, lemme ask Kakashi-sensei something!!" the blond ran up to his sensei. "Ne, Kakashi-sensei, you promised me-"
"I know, I know, I know!!" the silver-haired Jounin waved his hand impatiently, "What is Sa-Sora coming over to your house tonight??"
"Hai!!" the blond said, cheerfully.
'Ahh...he was pretty quiet...good thing I told him beforehand, judging from that scream a few seconds after I told him, I'd hate to see what would happen if I didn't...' Kakashi thought, amused.
"Ne, Sora-san?" Sakura spoke up to the dark haired Chuunin. Sasuke resisted the urge to ignore her and looked up in question.
"Nani??" he asked.
"Was that Naruto asking you out??" the pink-haired Chuunin asked, a grin forming on her face. Sasuke nodded. "Sugoi!!! He needs someone for him. You seem liked the perfect person for him!! I want to pick out your outfit!! Come over to my place today??" It took several seconds for Sasuke to register all this information.
'I...seem like the perfect person for...Naruto?!?! Holy shit...that's just plain freaky... and wrong... wait... come over to Sakura's house...?? HELL NO!!!' he thought frantically.
"Ah...ano..." he started, 'DAMN THIS STUPID MISSION!!! DAMN BEING A GIRL!!! I would say 'No way in hell would I EVER want to go to your house!!' but nooooooo, I have to act nice when I'm Sora!!'
"We can go shopping together for outfits!!" Sakura said, happily.
"I-I'm not really a shopping person. Gomen." Sasuke replied, hurridly, hoping this excuse would make her leave him alone.
"That's ok!! I am!! So that means I can help you pick out an outfit!!" the pink haired girl said enthusiastically. Sasuke opened his mouth to protest but decided that there was no point in arguing so he reluctantly nodded.
"Sugoi!! Let's go to my house when we come back, ok??" she said, cheerfully. The dark haired Chuunin did nothing but nod his head.
Apparently, Sakura as a teammate in love with him was different as Sakura as a friend who didn't really know him. But all the same, she was one of those girls that LOVES to shop.
They arrived together at her house. After the pink haired went in for a second to get her purse, they set off to the lines of shops.
"Ne, ne!! Try this one!! And this one!!" Sakura thrust a tight white blouse and a very short black skirt to Sasuke who stared.
"Why so skimpy??" he asked, wrinkling his nose.
"Hey, who's picking out the outfit here??" Sakura said, "So you go try on those and come out so I can see how you look."
Shrugging, he walked to the dressing room, keeping his eyes on the ground as stepped into one of the empty stalls. Now look what the mission got him into!! He's in a GIRLS dressing room. How stupid is that?!?!? He laid the clothes on the bench.
Now here was a problem he hadn't considered. For one thing, he was a guy. And guy bodies were different from the female body. Like not all females have hard muscles on their arms and legs. And not to mention the blouse wouldn't really cover his midriff...which could be a problem...
"Chikuso!!" he sighed and decided to play to safe. "Henge no Jutsu!!" he transformed into a female version of himself, who almost looked the same except for some extra 'parts'. He quickly put the clothes on.
"Ne, Sora-san?? Are you done yet??" Sakura's voice came from outside the door. "I'm coming in ok??"
"Hai." He muttered. The pink haired girl came in with her arms full of clothes. She looked at him up and down for a while.
"Hn...chigau, that doesn't really look right on you..." she said slowly, picking another outfit from her arms, "Try this one." And left as Sasuke grumbled as he changed into those clothes.
Sixteen outfits later, Sakura finally decided on a white halter-top, black jacket and a black skirt that fell jut past his knees. Sasuke was thoroughly exhausted from both Sakura and using the Henge No Jutsu. After the pink haired girl finally made a decision, he slipped on his normal clothes and dropped the Jutsu.
"Good luck tonight!!" Sakura called as they parted ways. The dark haired Chuunin nodded in response. He checked his watch. It was 6:30. Sasuke decided he'd like to spend the rest of the time until he had to get ready being a guy so he walked to the Hokage Tower.
"Konnichiwa Sasuke." Tsunade greeted him from her book, "Kakashi told me what happened, I'll excuse you from the lack of information today."
"Whatever." He muttered as he walked to the bathroom to change back into his normal self and threw on his dark blue Uchiha shirt and khaki shorts. Then he tied up his hair and messed it up a little so it looked normal.
"Naruto told me he asked my niece out today." The Fifth Hokage told him when he walked out the bathroom. "And I told him he is forbidden to lay a finger on you unless he gives me the next issue of this series and here it is." She held up the book she was reading.
"NANI?!?!?!" Sasuke glared furiously at her, "What do you mean 'lay a finger' on me?!?! It's not like I'm going to let that Dobe do anything!!!"
"Do what??" Naruto stuck his head out from a little closet on the right side of the room. Sasuke jumped a mile in the air from shock and surprise.
"What the hell are you doing here?!?!?!?!?!?" he asked, trying to catch his breath. "And why the hell didn't you tell me he was here?!?!?" he said accusingly to Tsunade.
"I...er...forgot..." she replied, eyes still on the book.
"Why Sasuke?? Don't you want me here??" Naruto pouted, "Ne, I feel like I've seen you recently even though you were on a mission."
'That's because you saw me on my mission.' Sasuke thought furiously, "What the hell are you doing here??" he said to the blond.
"I needed to pick something up from Tsunade-baba." Naruto replied.
"How long were you here?? Did you hear anything I said??" the dark haired Chuunin asked, anxiously. The blond blinked for a second and looked as though he as thinking.
"Ano...I got here half an hour ago, before you got here... and I wasn't really paying attention to what you were saying until you said Dobe which is your nickname for me." Naruto replied, sticking his tongue out at the word 'Dobe.'
"Ahh...good..." Sasuke sighed in relief.
"I'm taking this." The blond said to the Hokage, holding up a bag of who-knows-what. Tsunade nodded, not even glancing at him. Then Naruto had a wicked idea and took several scrolls from the shelf behind her. Sasuke was sure he saw the word 'Forbidden' on them.
"And I'm taking this too!!" Naruto called over his shoulder as he opened the door to leave. "Ja!!"
"Get back here, you brat, you're not taking those Forbidden scrolls." The Fifth Hokage said not looking from her book. Naruto's turned an angry disappointed pout.
"Mou!!" he crossed his arms, "I'll never understand you!! How'd you know they were forbidden scrolls if you never looked up from that stupid book??"
"I have psychic powers." She muttered and glared dangerously at him, "And...never...insult...the...book...or...else..."
"Whatever." The blond pulled down one eyelid before disappearing just in time as a kunai was hurtled toward the door. Tsunade turned the page, like nothing had just happened.
"I'm going to go now." Sasuke said as he walked out of the room.
"Good luck." The Hokage called after him.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I'm going to cut off right here!!! Wahahahaha!!! Yes, I'm feeling very evil right now!! ^__^ this again is kinda short, gomen. So...want to see how their date went?? REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! And we'll try to update tomorrow or the day after ^__^