Gone Avengin', Special Edition!
Hey there, folks! L1701E here! That's right! I'm bringing out another old classic out from the shelf! This story is the story that first introduced my Misfit-verse version of the Avengers! Enjoy this updated classic from the mind of L1701E!
Disclaimer: All Characters belong to Marvel Comics and others. Althea, Xi, and Trinity belong to Red Witch and the Starr Brothers are mine.
The Avengers in this story will have an OC from another story of mine called "Birth of a Juke Box Hero". It's in the Marvel category, so enjoy the story, read it and review it!!!
Chapter 1: Attacked!!
A warehouse in Los Angeles
"YEOW!!!" St. John Allerdyce, the mutant Misfit codenamed Pyro leapt behind a stack of crates as a stream of liquid nitrogen went by. The Australian pyrokinetic mutant was clad in his costume: An orange bodysuit with red-and-yellow flames on the chest and legs, yellow boots, and a silver flamethrower on his back. The Misfits were in Los Angeles, battling an odd-looking half-organic, half-robotic gorilla. It had metal armor on its chest, arms and legs, metal plates on its face and hands, and a pair of mean-looking cannons on its shoulders. The cannons were set on liquid nitrogen. They had it cornered in a warehouse. "Oh God mate, what were we on when we accepted this assignment?" Pyro gulped to himself. "We probably accidentally ate that X-Bird Pryde's cooking and it had a hallucinogenic effect on us."
"Pyro! Are you alright?!?!" Althea Delgado, aka the Wavedancer, the Misfits' leader, called out. She was hiding behind another stack of crates.
"Yeah, I'm fine mate!!" John called back. "What is this gorilla thing? Some kind of Terminator reject? And are we gonna set it on fire?" The gorilla roared and its cannons shut off and switched to grenade launchers. It fired a pair of grenades in the air.
"Starchild!! Darkstar!! Don't let those grenades hit!!" Al ordered.
"Right!!" The Starr Brothers peeked out of another pile of crates and blasted the grenades with their eye lasers in midair, making them explode away from the Misfits, but it blew a hole in the roof. Blob and Wanda charged the distracted robot.
"Here's hex-bolt in your eye!!" Wanda pitched several of the energy bolts at the enhanced gorilla. It got frozen in place. "Ha!"
"Try on a knuckle sandwich!!" Fred smacked the cyborg across the face, knocking it into a wall with a CRASH!!! The others leapt out of their hiding spots and walked over to the gorilla. Daria, Quinn, and Brittany, the preteen super-genius psychic triplets known as Trinity, immediately stated examining the downed robot.
"Such a perfect fusion of tissue and metal." Quinn said dreamily.
"We just have to examine it!" Brittany added.
"As Paul would say, this thing is stellar!" Daria squealed.
"Uh oh." Pietro noted. "Girls, you can't take it home!! We already have Toothy and Polly!!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeease can we take it home to our lab, big sister? Please?" Trinity begged Althea in unison, using puppy-dog faces.
"No!!!" Althea snapped. "We already have Toothy."
"And it tries to eat me!!" Pietro wailed.
"Maybe that's its way of saying it likes you." Wanda snickered.
"Let's go set fire to something!" John giggled insanely. "I haven't set anything on fire all day, and I'm bored!" John whined.
"Maybe later, John." Paul shrugged.
"Oh please." Craig groaned. Fred waved his hand over the gorilla's half-metal face.
"It's out like a light."
"Man, you hit that thing hard." Paul told Fred. "I hope you didn't crush its brain."
"Whatever." Lance groaned. "Anyway, let's just get this thing outta…" Lance trailed off as he saw the gorilla's eyes open and glow red…as well as the gorilla's visage forming a mask of immense rage. "Here?"
"Uh oh!" Todd's eyes widened.
"It's more durable than we thought!" Xi exclaimed.
"RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The gorilla roared, its mouth emitting a sonic blast that knocked the Misfits away.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" They screamed, covering their ears and trying to drown the sound out.
"I think we're in trouble." Lance moaned as he fell to on knee, ears still covered.
"My ears!!" Blob screamed.
"Uh oh." Paul replied. The Misfits found themselves surrounded by other cyborg armored animals: A lion with a metal mane and claws, a bull that had thunder crackling between its horns, a tiger with metal claws, and a crocodile with drills for teeth. "Guys…" The other Misfits looked around.
"I want my mother." Pietro whined.
"We're in trouble. Big time." Lance replied.
"Try this!!" Pyro fired a bunch of fireballs at the lion. The metal mane glowed and seemed to absorb the flames. "What?" The mane then fired the fireballs back!! "AAGGH!!" John barely managed to turn the flames away in time.
"Thanks, John!" Wanda snapped.
"How was I to know that would happen, Sheila?!" John snapped back. The gorilla got back on its feet and stalked to join its fellow cyborg animals.
"Oh boy, bigmouth is back!" Pietro whooped sarcastically.
"What do we do now?" Althea sighed. She saw the gorilla clutch its head. "Huh?" The gorilla was smacked in the back of the head by an object. It turned out to be a round red, white, and blue shield. The shield returned to its owner, a tall muscular man clad in a red, white, and blue costume. The costume looked like the American flag a little bit, with the white star on the chest and read and white stripes around the lower ribs area. The Misfits recovered and saw who it was.
"Captain America!" Wanda exclaimed. The gorilla roared at Cap, firing another blast, but the super-soldier nimbly dodged and ducked the blast. He threw his shield at the gorilla again. The gorilla dodged, and the shield bounced off the wall back to him. Hmmm…looks like I'll need some help. He let out a battle cry.
"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!"
Well, well, well! Looks like the Misfits are going to meet some very special guests! Can the Misfits beat the cyborg beasts? Who are in this incarnation of the Avengers? Find out in the next chapter!! Suggestions needed badly!!