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Anime queen- thnks!! Kodoku no ookami means wolf of loneliness, hope u enjoy this chapter!!
Watermelon Gal- yes, Sakura is stupid...and she's supposed to be the smart one -_-;; you'll see their date right now!!! Or...after you come back...hehe, hope u enjoy this chapter!!
Pretendingtobeinsane- ack, I should start handing out funeral invitations now...and you can be my chief mourner!! ^__^ hold on, let me put you down on the list of ppl who wants to kill me...
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Tiinka- thnks!! Yes, it'll be interesting wouldn't it?? we'll try to make the chapters longer!!
Sliced- wahahahaha!! We are evil!!! ^__^ aww!! Don't kill the poor bug!!
We don't own Naruto or Pirates of the Caribbean
Chapter -The Date *cough*
"Ne, Sasuke-kun!!"
Her again?? The dark haired Chuunin sighed heavily as he turned around to meet his pink haired teammate. "Oi." He greeted as she caught up with him.
"What are you doing now??" she asked.
'I am enjoying my precious time as my actual gender.' He thought bitterly, "Hn...nothing."
"Are you busy tonight??" Sakura persisted.
"Ahhh..." the date with Naruto suddenly popped into his mind. "Yes, I'm busy tonight, I...er... need to write a report of my mission so far." 'Which is 'get abducted and teased by my stupid brother and get asked out AND kissed by the Dobe.' He mentally added.
"Oh..." Sakura said a little downcast, "How's your mission going??"
'Che, what do u think?' Sasuke thought, irritably, "It's going fine."
"Honto ne? Great!! Hey did you know Naruto has a date tonight with someone??" she looked up at him to see if he was interested.
'Of course I do, after all I'M his date.' "Really?" he said, uninterested, "And his date actually agreed?? Well, I guess there's a first for everything..."
"Yup!! I'm glad he found someone for himself." The pink haired girl nodded in agreement. "So, what are you going to do now??" Sasuke shrugged as he checked his watch. It was 6:50.
"Shimata!!" he quickly turned to the direction of the Hokage tower, having just remembered he left Sora's clothes there. "I got to go, ja!"
"Ja ne, Sasuke-kun!!" she called after him.
"What's the hurry?" Tsunade asked as he rushed in, "Besides the fact you're going to be late for your date. Your boyfriend won't be happy if you arrive late."
"He's not my boyfriend!!" was the dark haired boy's curt greeting as he disappeared into the bathroom. There were several shuffles and a loud "ITAI!!" as he fell over something in his haste.
"Whatever you say Sasuke-kun." The Fifth Hokage said vaguely, turning the page of her new book given by Naruto. These books were addicting. No wonder Kakashi reads them all the time.
Sasuke emerged from the bathroom wearing his new clothes and was currently trying to brush his hair as well as put on his leather boots at the same time. Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
"Where'd you get those??" she asked, "I don't remember buying them."
"Sakura picked them out." He muttered, "Without know who I was of course." The Hokage nodded at that and returned to her book. "Ja!" the dark haired Chuunin started to run out the door.
"Matte!!" she exclaimed, pulling something out of her pocket.
"Nani desu ka?" he turned around impatiently, "I'm going to be late you know that." Tsunade put down her book and strode across the room to the boy.
"I know, I know, I know." The Hokage waved her hand impatiently, grabbing his chin to force him look up at her, "Let me add this on you." She brushed back a lock of dark hair and pinned it back with a white lily hairpin. "There, you're ready now."
"What the hell is this??" Sasuke asked, pointing to whatever she put in his hair.
"It's a hair pin." Tsunade replied as if it as the most obvious thing in the world, and pulled out a mirror, "Girls wear them for special occasions."
"Well, I'm not a girl." He retorted, glancing at his reflection. Holy shit, he barely recognized himself. That hairpin made him look a lot more girlish than before.
"You are for now." She steered him around and pushed him out the door. "Now you're going to be late!! Hurry up and go!!!"
"You're the one that held me back." Was all he said before rushing down the stairs. Tsunade sighed and returned to her desk so she could read the next chapter of her book.
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'Kuso, kuso, kuso!!' Sasuke thought as he ran through the streets. 'I'm late!!' he thought desperately as he checked his watch. It was 7:01. Luckily, he was wearing boots and not high heels. It was a lot easier to run. A figure suddenly reached out and grabbed his wrist, jerking the boy to a halt.
'What is it NOW?!?!' he thought irritated as he whipped around, "Whoever the hell you are, let me go, cause I'm already late for something."
"So you don't want to hang and have fun with me?" came a low and husky voice.
"Hell no." Sasuke replied as he tried to wrench his wrist away. "If you don't want to get hurt I suggest you let me go."
"Pft. What can a weakling girl like you do?" the person pinned the boy to a nearby tree. "I want to have some fun with you."
"Oh god..." Sasuke sighed and kicked the stranger in the stomach rather harshly and punched him in the face. The person crashed to the ground, clutching his stomach. Sasuke straightened his skirt. Even though he was a girl right now, when it came to times like this, he needed to use the strength most girls don't have. "I've got no time for you, I'm late already." And sped off.
Naruto glanced at the clock for the millionth time. It was 7:10 and the girl hasn't arrived yet. The blond was starting to wonder if she was going to show up at all. What if she only said yes just to toy with him?? What if something happened to her?? What if-
There was a hurried knock at the door. Naruto sprinted to the door and opened it. There was 'Sora' panting and gasping for breath at the doorway. 'She' quickly stepped inside and slammed the door shut.
"Sorry I'm late." Sasuke breathed and leaned against the door. Suddenly, there was a rumbling sound that sounded like a whole mob stampeding past the door.
"It's ok." Naruto smiled, "I was starting to worry if something happened to you."
'Che.' The dark haired boy smirked, 'Besides the fact I got chased halfway across the village by a crowd random perverted guys, no, nothing happened to me.' "I'm fine."
"Y-you look nice tonight." Naruto said, blushing a little.
"Ummm...thanks?" Sasuke ran a finger through his hair and checked to see if the lily hairpin was in the right place. All that running hadn't messed it up. That was a good thing.
"Ne, come on, let's eat!!" Naruto motioned the dark haired boy to follow him to the kitchen, "I've prepared dinner!!"
'What do you have besides Ramen?' Sasuke thought amused, following the blond, staring at his surroundings. It was...clean... The many times he had stepped in this apartment it was messy with Ramen cups strewn over the couch and clothes on the floor and chairs. But now it was... spotless...
They arrived at the kitchen as Sasuke's eyes bulged out as he saw what was on the table. It wasn't the Ramen he expected. There were two bowls of hot, steaming rice for each person at both ends of the table, several delicious dishes of vegetable and meats, and there was even a pot of egg drop soup.
"Did you make all this??" he asked the blond in disbelief. Naruto made something other than Ramen!!
"H-hai." Naruto nodded as he pulled out a chair for the 'girl' to sit, head lowered so his bangs could hide his blush, "My teacher, Kakashi- sensei, taught me how to cook."
"Wow..." Sasuke sat down and stared at the meal in front of him. Who knew Naruto could cook?? Better yet, who knew Kakashi-sensei could cook??
"Well," the blond started as he sat opposite of him, grabbing a pair of chopsticks, "Let's eat!!" Sasuke took his chopsticks in hand and began to pile green beans that were sprinkled in garlic on his rice.
"So...what are you doing here, Sora-chan??" Naruto asked, swallowing his rice. The dark haired boy looked up from his food. At least the blond had the decency to not talk with his mouth full and have table manners, which he usual doesn't.
"I'm...ah...completing a mission here." he replied, "It'll take two weeks and then I'll be going back... er...home."
"Where are you from?" the blond asked.
"Ano...the...erm...Wave Country." Sasuke answered, naming the first place that came to his mind.
"I've been there before!!" Naruto exclaimed excitedly, "There's a bridge names after me there!!"
"Honto ne?" the dark haired Chuunin said in disbelief before he could stop himself, "Ah...oh yeah!! The Great Naruto Bridge!! It's quite famous in our country." He added hastily.
"Hai!!! Hm...I don't remember seeing you at the Wave Country..." Naruto thought. "Oh well, maybe I didn't go to your part of the country."
"Yeah...heh..." Sasuke quickly shoved another mouthful of rice into his mouth. He wasn't a very conversation person, so he decided to let Naruto do all the talking. "So...ano... what's your team like??"
"My team??" Naruto repeated, "Well, on my team, there's Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi-sensei. Sakura is nice and smart and I used to like but I outgrew it," he added hastily, "And Sasuke...well, he's a quiet, cold, emotionless, anti-social bastard who thinks he's so high and mighty. He's also my closest friend."
Sasuke stared at him. He was...Naruto's closest friend?? 'I guess that's how you can think about it.' he thought, 'After all, we make a good team even if we are rivals.'
"And Kakashi-sensei." The blond made a face, "he's a perverted teacher who's always late and reads porn books like 'Itcha Itcha Paradise.' He's still pretty cool."
"Really?? What do you do on your missions??"
Naruto went into a huge explanation of all their missions, enthusiastically making up how he would do most of the work and Sasuke always ended up in the dirt (when in reality it was the other way around). All the dark haired boy had to do was nod occasionally and laugh at his jokes, which were very funny. It was fun hanging with this blond, even if it WAS Naruto...
The dinner lasted for another hour and surprisingly, Sasuke was enjoying himself. Being Sora meant more freedom. He wasn't the Uchiha the villagers expected him to be. He didn't have to hide his emotions. He could laugh out loud and no one would care. Even if he was a girl, Sasuke could really portray his true self in front of Naruto.
"And during trainings, I would spar with Sasuke and as usual, I'd always kick his ass!!" the blond said, proudly. The dark haired Chuunin giggled at his display, knowing he was really lying. "Ok, maybe I don't kick his ass all the time, but I do!! Occasionally..." Naruto said.
"Occasionally." Sasuke repeated, grinning widely. It'd been so long since he laughed and smiled like this. And it felt good, yet weird and different. He liked it.
"Ano sa, ano sa, are you related to Sasuke??" Naruto suddenly asked out of the blue.
'No, I AM Sasuke.' "Ahh...no...if I was I'd be dead right now." The dark haired Chuunin replied, "After all, Itachi didn't do a sloppy job. And if I was related to Sasuke, he'd be related to Tsunade."
"Ah...scary thought." Naruto shuddered.
"Why do you ask??" he said to the blond.
"Ano...I don't know...it's just... you look a lot like him is all...except for the fact you're a girl." Naruto answered sheepishly.
'I look like him?? Gee...maybe it's because I AM him.' Sasuke thought amused.
"Oh!! I just remembered. I got this for you. Hang on." The blond sprinted out of the room to go fetch something.
A couple minutes passed when Naruto finally returned with a small box in his hand. "Ah...sorry it took so long." He said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "I had to go dig through my room."
"It's ok." Sasuke replied, curious to see what the blond got for him.
"Here, I was walking past the store when I saw this and it kinda reminded me of you." The blond handed him the box. Sasuke took it and opened it.
Inside there was 18" silver chain necklace with a black lily stone pendant. Sasuke mentally sweatdropped. It was really nice, but what the hell was he supposed to do with a GIRL'S necklace??
"A-arigatou." Sasuke said softly as he started to clasp it around his neck. "It looks nice."
"You're welcome." Naruto muttered, blushing crimson.
'Great.' The dark haired Chuunin thought, 'First I've got a hairpin and now I have a necklace. What the hell am I supposed to do with those?? It's not like I can wear the hairpin and necklace all the time. I suppose I can wear them when I'm Sora...'
He'd worry about that later, right now he was trying to clasp the necklace around his neck. Since he was a guy, he'd never had necklaces like these. And Sasuke was trying to figure out how to keep both ends of the necklace together.
"Er...need help??" Naruto asked.
"I'm fine." Sasuke replied as he made another attempt. Still no luck, "Actually, yeah, I could use some help." The blond grinned as he walked over and took both ends of the necklace and clasped them together. "Arigatou."
"No problem." Naruto waved his hand and sat back down again. He shoved the rest of his rice into his mouth and exclaimed, "I'm done!!!"
"Same here." Sasuke set down his empty bowl and being the good guest he was, collected both his and the blond's bowl and proceeded to put them in the sink.
They had homemade chocolate pudding for desert. It was good, even though Sasuke thought it was a little bit too sweet. He wondered if Naruto dropped a bag of sugar into the mix.
"Want to watch a movie??" the blond asked, motioning the 'girl' to follow him to the very small living room. Sasuke followed. There was a T.V and a DVD player (both borrowed from Kakashi) positioned in front of the couch.
"Ano sa, ano sa, what do you want to watch?" Naruto asked as he flipped through the many DVDs, also borrowed from Kakashi.
"How about 'Pirates of the Caribbean'?" the dark haired Chuunin suggested. Naruto nodded as he put the CD into the DVD player.
Sasuke wasn't the watching-movies type, neither was Naruto (he couldn't afford a T.V), so both of them have never seen this movie before. Over the next two hours and 23 minutes, they both laughed together at the movie and Naruto yelled at the characters a couple times.
"Nani?!?! Jack is cursed too?!?!? That can't be!!!" the blond wailed as they watched Jack turn into a skeleton in the moonlight.
"Shut up, I want to see the movie." Sasuke hissed.
The pirate showed them one of the Aztec coins in his hand and said, "Sorry mate, I couldn't resist."
"Ahahahahaha!!" the blond snickered, "But wait, noooooooooo!!! That means he's going to be cursed and creepy-looking just like the-"
"Shut up, I want to see the movie." The dark haired Chuunin repeated, vaguely realizing Naruto's arm was around his waist.
Finally, it was the credits showing on the screen and Naruto clicked on the lights. Sasuke yawned and stretched as he checked his watch.
"It's 10:27." He stated, "I have to go now."
"I'll walk with you." Naruto said as he turned off the T.V and put the CD back in its case. "It'll be dangerous for a girl like you to be walking outside at night." Sasuke was about to protest that he would be fine on his own when he remembered all the guys that'd chased him to the blond's apartment so he agreed.
The night air was cool and refreshing. Stars were twinkling brightly on the night sky above them and the moon was a pale sliver.
"Where do you live??" the blond asked as the set off.
"At the Hokage tower." He replied. Naruto nodded as he escorted the dark haired Chuunin toward that direction.
The journey to the tower was surprisingly peaceful. Besides the fact they met several drunks on the way and Naruto knocked them all unconscious, it wasn't very eventful.
"Ok, thanks for inviting me over." Sasuke said as they reached the tower. "Oyasumi Naruto-kun."
"Oyasumi. And it was my pleasure." The blond replied. The dark haired Chuunin nodded and turned to go. Suddenly, Naruto grabbed his arm and pulled him into a kiss.
Sasuke just stood there, stunned. Naruto was....kissing him?!?!?! And it wasn't a situation like at the Sound Village. The idiot was kissing him out of free will!!!
Naruto broke the kiss, flushing and turned to leave. "Ja!!" he called over his shoulder.
Sasuke stayed rooted on the spot, hardly believing what had just happened, watching the blond walk away into the night.
Ne, I think I'll end it here, wahahahaha!! Aren't we so evil!??! Poor Sasuke!!! And isn't 'Pirates of the Caribbean' the best movie?!?!? I haven't seen that in such a long time!! Ahahahahaha... I made the chapter longer this time!!! Hehe, hope u enjoyed this chapter!!!
Shiomi-u'll see right now!! Enjoy~
Anime queen- thnks!! Kodoku no ookami means wolf of loneliness, hope u enjoy this chapter!!
Watermelon Gal- yes, Sakura is stupid...and she's supposed to be the smart one -_-;; you'll see their date right now!!! Or...after you come back...hehe, hope u enjoy this chapter!!
Pretendingtobeinsane- ack, I should start handing out funeral invitations now...and you can be my chief mourner!! ^__^ hold on, let me put you down on the list of ppl who wants to kill me...
Ranoshi_ai- lol!! Don't worry, Sasuke will be seeing a lot of Itachi soon..."grins evilly" thnks for the review!!
Chibi-Mariah- we're updating now, hope u enjoy this chapter!!
Kuroi Kitsune- lol!! I hope we don't get sued if u die reading our story O.o hehe, I'll try to make this chapter longer!! We are evil, wahahahahaha!!
Tiinka- thnks!! Yes, it'll be interesting wouldn't it?? we'll try to make the chapters longer!!
Sliced- wahahahaha!! We are evil!!! ^__^ aww!! Don't kill the poor bug!!
We don't own Naruto or Pirates of the Caribbean
Chapter -The Date *cough*
"Ne, Sasuke-kun!!"
Her again?? The dark haired Chuunin sighed heavily as he turned around to meet his pink haired teammate. "Oi." He greeted as she caught up with him.
"What are you doing now??" she asked.
'I am enjoying my precious time as my actual gender.' He thought bitterly, "Hn...nothing."
"Are you busy tonight??" Sakura persisted.
"Ahhh..." the date with Naruto suddenly popped into his mind. "Yes, I'm busy tonight, I...er... need to write a report of my mission so far." 'Which is 'get abducted and teased by my stupid brother and get asked out AND kissed by the Dobe.' He mentally added.
"Oh..." Sakura said a little downcast, "How's your mission going??"
'Che, what do u think?' Sasuke thought, irritably, "It's going fine."
"Honto ne? Great!! Hey did you know Naruto has a date tonight with someone??" she looked up at him to see if he was interested.
'Of course I do, after all I'M his date.' "Really?" he said, uninterested, "And his date actually agreed?? Well, I guess there's a first for everything..."
"Yup!! I'm glad he found someone for himself." The pink haired girl nodded in agreement. "So, what are you going to do now??" Sasuke shrugged as he checked his watch. It was 6:50.
"Shimata!!" he quickly turned to the direction of the Hokage tower, having just remembered he left Sora's clothes there. "I got to go, ja!"
"Ja ne, Sasuke-kun!!" she called after him.
"What's the hurry?" Tsunade asked as he rushed in, "Besides the fact you're going to be late for your date. Your boyfriend won't be happy if you arrive late."
"He's not my boyfriend!!" was the dark haired boy's curt greeting as he disappeared into the bathroom. There were several shuffles and a loud "ITAI!!" as he fell over something in his haste.
"Whatever you say Sasuke-kun." The Fifth Hokage said vaguely, turning the page of her new book given by Naruto. These books were addicting. No wonder Kakashi reads them all the time.
Sasuke emerged from the bathroom wearing his new clothes and was currently trying to brush his hair as well as put on his leather boots at the same time. Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
"Where'd you get those??" she asked, "I don't remember buying them."
"Sakura picked them out." He muttered, "Without know who I was of course." The Hokage nodded at that and returned to her book. "Ja!" the dark haired Chuunin started to run out the door.
"Matte!!" she exclaimed, pulling something out of her pocket.
"Nani desu ka?" he turned around impatiently, "I'm going to be late you know that." Tsunade put down her book and strode across the room to the boy.
"I know, I know, I know." The Hokage waved her hand impatiently, grabbing his chin to force him look up at her, "Let me add this on you." She brushed back a lock of dark hair and pinned it back with a white lily hairpin. "There, you're ready now."
"What the hell is this??" Sasuke asked, pointing to whatever she put in his hair.
"It's a hair pin." Tsunade replied as if it as the most obvious thing in the world, and pulled out a mirror, "Girls wear them for special occasions."
"Well, I'm not a girl." He retorted, glancing at his reflection. Holy shit, he barely recognized himself. That hairpin made him look a lot more girlish than before.
"You are for now." She steered him around and pushed him out the door. "Now you're going to be late!! Hurry up and go!!!"
"You're the one that held me back." Was all he said before rushing down the stairs. Tsunade sighed and returned to her desk so she could read the next chapter of her book.
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'Kuso, kuso, kuso!!' Sasuke thought as he ran through the streets. 'I'm late!!' he thought desperately as he checked his watch. It was 7:01. Luckily, he was wearing boots and not high heels. It was a lot easier to run. A figure suddenly reached out and grabbed his wrist, jerking the boy to a halt.
'What is it NOW?!?!' he thought irritated as he whipped around, "Whoever the hell you are, let me go, cause I'm already late for something."
"So you don't want to hang and have fun with me?" came a low and husky voice.
"Hell no." Sasuke replied as he tried to wrench his wrist away. "If you don't want to get hurt I suggest you let me go."
"Pft. What can a weakling girl like you do?" the person pinned the boy to a nearby tree. "I want to have some fun with you."
"Oh god..." Sasuke sighed and kicked the stranger in the stomach rather harshly and punched him in the face. The person crashed to the ground, clutching his stomach. Sasuke straightened his skirt. Even though he was a girl right now, when it came to times like this, he needed to use the strength most girls don't have. "I've got no time for you, I'm late already." And sped off.
Naruto glanced at the clock for the millionth time. It was 7:10 and the girl hasn't arrived yet. The blond was starting to wonder if she was going to show up at all. What if she only said yes just to toy with him?? What if something happened to her?? What if-
There was a hurried knock at the door. Naruto sprinted to the door and opened it. There was 'Sora' panting and gasping for breath at the doorway. 'She' quickly stepped inside and slammed the door shut.
"Sorry I'm late." Sasuke breathed and leaned against the door. Suddenly, there was a rumbling sound that sounded like a whole mob stampeding past the door.
"It's ok." Naruto smiled, "I was starting to worry if something happened to you."
'Che.' The dark haired boy smirked, 'Besides the fact I got chased halfway across the village by a crowd random perverted guys, no, nothing happened to me.' "I'm fine."
"Y-you look nice tonight." Naruto said, blushing a little.
"Ummm...thanks?" Sasuke ran a finger through his hair and checked to see if the lily hairpin was in the right place. All that running hadn't messed it up. That was a good thing.
"Ne, come on, let's eat!!" Naruto motioned the dark haired boy to follow him to the kitchen, "I've prepared dinner!!"
'What do you have besides Ramen?' Sasuke thought amused, following the blond, staring at his surroundings. It was...clean... The many times he had stepped in this apartment it was messy with Ramen cups strewn over the couch and clothes on the floor and chairs. But now it was... spotless...
They arrived at the kitchen as Sasuke's eyes bulged out as he saw what was on the table. It wasn't the Ramen he expected. There were two bowls of hot, steaming rice for each person at both ends of the table, several delicious dishes of vegetable and meats, and there was even a pot of egg drop soup.
"Did you make all this??" he asked the blond in disbelief. Naruto made something other than Ramen!!
"H-hai." Naruto nodded as he pulled out a chair for the 'girl' to sit, head lowered so his bangs could hide his blush, "My teacher, Kakashi- sensei, taught me how to cook."
"Wow..." Sasuke sat down and stared at the meal in front of him. Who knew Naruto could cook?? Better yet, who knew Kakashi-sensei could cook??
"Well," the blond started as he sat opposite of him, grabbing a pair of chopsticks, "Let's eat!!" Sasuke took his chopsticks in hand and began to pile green beans that were sprinkled in garlic on his rice.
"So...what are you doing here, Sora-chan??" Naruto asked, swallowing his rice. The dark haired boy looked up from his food. At least the blond had the decency to not talk with his mouth full and have table manners, which he usual doesn't.
"I'm...ah...completing a mission here." he replied, "It'll take two weeks and then I'll be going back... er...home."
"Where are you from?" the blond asked.
"Ano...the...erm...Wave Country." Sasuke answered, naming the first place that came to his mind.
"I've been there before!!" Naruto exclaimed excitedly, "There's a bridge names after me there!!"
"Honto ne?" the dark haired Chuunin said in disbelief before he could stop himself, "Ah...oh yeah!! The Great Naruto Bridge!! It's quite famous in our country." He added hastily.
"Hai!!! Hm...I don't remember seeing you at the Wave Country..." Naruto thought. "Oh well, maybe I didn't go to your part of the country."
"Yeah...heh..." Sasuke quickly shoved another mouthful of rice into his mouth. He wasn't a very conversation person, so he decided to let Naruto do all the talking. "So...ano... what's your team like??"
"My team??" Naruto repeated, "Well, on my team, there's Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi-sensei. Sakura is nice and smart and I used to like but I outgrew it," he added hastily, "And Sasuke...well, he's a quiet, cold, emotionless, anti-social bastard who thinks he's so high and mighty. He's also my closest friend."
Sasuke stared at him. He was...Naruto's closest friend?? 'I guess that's how you can think about it.' he thought, 'After all, we make a good team even if we are rivals.'
"And Kakashi-sensei." The blond made a face, "he's a perverted teacher who's always late and reads porn books like 'Itcha Itcha Paradise.' He's still pretty cool."
"Really?? What do you do on your missions??"
Naruto went into a huge explanation of all their missions, enthusiastically making up how he would do most of the work and Sasuke always ended up in the dirt (when in reality it was the other way around). All the dark haired boy had to do was nod occasionally and laugh at his jokes, which were very funny. It was fun hanging with this blond, even if it WAS Naruto...
The dinner lasted for another hour and surprisingly, Sasuke was enjoying himself. Being Sora meant more freedom. He wasn't the Uchiha the villagers expected him to be. He didn't have to hide his emotions. He could laugh out loud and no one would care. Even if he was a girl, Sasuke could really portray his true self in front of Naruto.
"And during trainings, I would spar with Sasuke and as usual, I'd always kick his ass!!" the blond said, proudly. The dark haired Chuunin giggled at his display, knowing he was really lying. "Ok, maybe I don't kick his ass all the time, but I do!! Occasionally..." Naruto said.
"Occasionally." Sasuke repeated, grinning widely. It'd been so long since he laughed and smiled like this. And it felt good, yet weird and different. He liked it.
"Ano sa, ano sa, are you related to Sasuke??" Naruto suddenly asked out of the blue.
'No, I AM Sasuke.' "Ahh...no...if I was I'd be dead right now." The dark haired Chuunin replied, "After all, Itachi didn't do a sloppy job. And if I was related to Sasuke, he'd be related to Tsunade."
"Ah...scary thought." Naruto shuddered.
"Why do you ask??" he said to the blond.
"Ano...I don't know...it's just... you look a lot like him is all...except for the fact you're a girl." Naruto answered sheepishly.
'I look like him?? Gee...maybe it's because I AM him.' Sasuke thought amused.
"Oh!! I just remembered. I got this for you. Hang on." The blond sprinted out of the room to go fetch something.
A couple minutes passed when Naruto finally returned with a small box in his hand. "Ah...sorry it took so long." He said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "I had to go dig through my room."
"It's ok." Sasuke replied, curious to see what the blond got for him.
"Here, I was walking past the store when I saw this and it kinda reminded me of you." The blond handed him the box. Sasuke took it and opened it.
Inside there was 18" silver chain necklace with a black lily stone pendant. Sasuke mentally sweatdropped. It was really nice, but what the hell was he supposed to do with a GIRL'S necklace??
"A-arigatou." Sasuke said softly as he started to clasp it around his neck. "It looks nice."
"You're welcome." Naruto muttered, blushing crimson.
'Great.' The dark haired Chuunin thought, 'First I've got a hairpin and now I have a necklace. What the hell am I supposed to do with those?? It's not like I can wear the hairpin and necklace all the time. I suppose I can wear them when I'm Sora...'
He'd worry about that later, right now he was trying to clasp the necklace around his neck. Since he was a guy, he'd never had necklaces like these. And Sasuke was trying to figure out how to keep both ends of the necklace together.
"Er...need help??" Naruto asked.
"I'm fine." Sasuke replied as he made another attempt. Still no luck, "Actually, yeah, I could use some help." The blond grinned as he walked over and took both ends of the necklace and clasped them together. "Arigatou."
"No problem." Naruto waved his hand and sat back down again. He shoved the rest of his rice into his mouth and exclaimed, "I'm done!!!"
"Same here." Sasuke set down his empty bowl and being the good guest he was, collected both his and the blond's bowl and proceeded to put them in the sink.
They had homemade chocolate pudding for desert. It was good, even though Sasuke thought it was a little bit too sweet. He wondered if Naruto dropped a bag of sugar into the mix.
"Want to watch a movie??" the blond asked, motioning the 'girl' to follow him to the very small living room. Sasuke followed. There was a T.V and a DVD player (both borrowed from Kakashi) positioned in front of the couch.
"Ano sa, ano sa, what do you want to watch?" Naruto asked as he flipped through the many DVDs, also borrowed from Kakashi.
"How about 'Pirates of the Caribbean'?" the dark haired Chuunin suggested. Naruto nodded as he put the CD into the DVD player.
Sasuke wasn't the watching-movies type, neither was Naruto (he couldn't afford a T.V), so both of them have never seen this movie before. Over the next two hours and 23 minutes, they both laughed together at the movie and Naruto yelled at the characters a couple times.
"Nani?!?! Jack is cursed too?!?!? That can't be!!!" the blond wailed as they watched Jack turn into a skeleton in the moonlight.
"Shut up, I want to see the movie." Sasuke hissed.
The pirate showed them one of the Aztec coins in his hand and said, "Sorry mate, I couldn't resist."
"Ahahahahaha!!" the blond snickered, "But wait, noooooooooo!!! That means he's going to be cursed and creepy-looking just like the-"
"Shut up, I want to see the movie." The dark haired Chuunin repeated, vaguely realizing Naruto's arm was around his waist.
Finally, it was the credits showing on the screen and Naruto clicked on the lights. Sasuke yawned and stretched as he checked his watch.
"It's 10:27." He stated, "I have to go now."
"I'll walk with you." Naruto said as he turned off the T.V and put the CD back in its case. "It'll be dangerous for a girl like you to be walking outside at night." Sasuke was about to protest that he would be fine on his own when he remembered all the guys that'd chased him to the blond's apartment so he agreed.
The night air was cool and refreshing. Stars were twinkling brightly on the night sky above them and the moon was a pale sliver.
"Where do you live??" the blond asked as the set off.
"At the Hokage tower." He replied. Naruto nodded as he escorted the dark haired Chuunin toward that direction.
The journey to the tower was surprisingly peaceful. Besides the fact they met several drunks on the way and Naruto knocked them all unconscious, it wasn't very eventful.
"Ok, thanks for inviting me over." Sasuke said as they reached the tower. "Oyasumi Naruto-kun."
"Oyasumi. And it was my pleasure." The blond replied. The dark haired Chuunin nodded and turned to go. Suddenly, Naruto grabbed his arm and pulled him into a kiss.
Sasuke just stood there, stunned. Naruto was....kissing him?!?!?! And it wasn't a situation like at the Sound Village. The idiot was kissing him out of free will!!!
Naruto broke the kiss, flushing and turned to leave. "Ja!!" he called over his shoulder.
Sasuke stayed rooted on the spot, hardly believing what had just happened, watching the blond walk away into the night.
Ne, I think I'll end it here, wahahahaha!! Aren't we so evil!??! Poor Sasuke!!! And isn't 'Pirates of the Caribbean' the best movie?!?!? I haven't seen that in such a long time!! Ahahahahaha... I made the chapter longer this time!!! Hehe, hope u enjoyed this chapter!!!