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Chapter 9
"What wrong with you??" was Tsunade's greeting as the dark haired boy stepped in, "You're as red as a tomato. Wait take that back, you're redder than a tomato."
"Urusei." Sasuke muttered, his mind still in stunned and shocked mode. He quickly disappeared into the bathroom to change. The Fifth Hokage raised an eyebrow but made a mental note to ask him about it later.
"Konbanwa Hokage-sama." A certain silver-haired Jounin said as he appeared from the shadows and sat down on her desk. "I still haven't found my book, have you seen it anywhere??"
"Did you look under your bed??" she asked.
"Yup." He nodded.
"Under your table??"
"Yup."
"On your desk??"
"Not there."
"Under your pillow??"
"Check."
"In the closet??"
"I'm looking for a book, not a sock."
"Did you look there??" Tsunade repeated.
"No."
"Then I suggest you go look there." She said. Kakashi sighed as he disappeared with a loud poof. At this time, Sasuke had returned to the room, back to his old self.
"So what happened??" she asked.
"Nothing happened." He replied, bitterly, "We had dinner and watched a movie, that's it." That wasn't really a lie. They DID have dinner and watched the best movie, Pirates of the Caribbean (XD).
"Something did happened and I know it." Tsunade said, "It's written all over your face."
"It is not!!" Sasuke snapped.
"Yes it is." The Hokage replied calmly, "Judging by the fact your face is still beet red." The boy went into a long string of curses in a couple languages and went to the bathroom to splash his face with ice-cold water. Tsunade sighed as she leaned back in her chair, wondering what on earth Itachi had been teaching to his little brother.
"So what happened??" she persisted when he returned.
"Nothing happened." Sasuke muttered.
"If you keep saying nothing happened then something happened." The fifth Hokage crossed her arms, "We're going to find out anyways."
"What do you mean 'we'??" he glared at her. "Who's 'we'??"
"People who wants to know." She replied matter of factly, "So what happened??"
"Nothing."
"What happened??"
"Nothing."
"Sasuke...."
"Nothing happened.""
"Don't make me-"
A sudden poof interrupted their conversation. Both of them looked up to see a very happy Kakashi as the clouds smoke cleared.
"Oi, Tsunade-sama!!" the silver haired Jounin exclaimed happily, "You were right!! My book WAS in the closet!! How'd you know??"
"I have psychic powers." She replied.
"Then if you have psychic powers, you should know what happened." Sasuke pointed out.
"AH HA!!! SO something DID happen!!!" Tsunade clapped her hands in delight with an evil grin forming on her face. Sasuke blinked for a while before realizing what he'd done.
"CHIKUSO!!!!" he moaned.
"So what happened??" she repeated.
"Are you talking about his date with Naruto??" Kakashi cut in. At the Hokage's nod, he quickly made himself comfortable on a nearby chair and asked his student, "So what happened??"
"FOR THE LAST TIME NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!" Sasuke bellowed.
"But you admitted it yourself!! Something did happen!!!" Tsunade said, that annoying grin not leaving her face.
"I...I didn't...I don't..." For once, the dark haired Chuunin was lost for words. Dammit, those looks from the Hokage and his teacher were getting really annoying. "I'm not talking." He said firmly.
"Meh, fine, I'm going to find out anyways." Tsunade said, disappointed, "After all, we can always get anything out of Naruto if we offer him some Ramen..."
"NANI?!!??! DAMN THAT DOBE!!!!!" Sasuke growled.
"So are you going to talk?? OR do we have to ask Naruto???" she asked.
"........."
".........."
"........."
"We're waiting..."
"........."
"Fine, how about we play a guessing game??" she sighed in defeat, "We'll suggest stuff and you just nod or shake your head so then you won't be talking." She was answered by two glowing Sharingan eyes. "Ok, so you agree, how about Kakashi go first??"
"Yosh!! So did you guys do it??" he asked. He was answered by a smack on the head from both the Hokage and his student.
"Keep your hentai thoughts to yourself." Tsunade said.
"You read the same books." Sasuke pointed out.
"But I don't go around announcing it like SOMEBODY." She glared at the silver haired Jounin, who was rubbing two bumps on his head.
"You read Itcha Itcha Paradise, too??" Kakashi asked.
"Moving on." Tsunade said. "Umm... did you guys kiss??" Sasuke couldn't hold back a blush that crept to his face no matter how hard he tried. "Ah ha!!!! So that's what made you so red!!!" she crowed.
"NANI?!?!?!?!?!" the door suddenly opened to reveal a very angry Iruka. Tsunade, Sasuke, and Kakashi blinked at his entrance.
"Iruka?? What the hell are you doing here??" the Hokage asked.
"You!!! What did you do to Naruto?!?!" the teacher pointed an accusing finger at Sasuke. "You better have not laid one finger on him!!!"
"I didn't kiss him." Sasuke said firmly, "He kissed ME."
"WELL!! HE!!!" Iruka sputtered, "UGH!!! I'M SO GROUNDING HIM!!!!"
"Iruka, you're not his mother." Kakashi said, "Just...take a deep breath...and chill." The teacher sighed and calmed down. "Now, what are you doing here??"
"I came by to return this." He handed a purse to the Hokage who took it and inspected it. "I think you left it at the book store."
"I never went to the bookstore." She said, confused, "But this IS my purse...wait a minute..." she quickly pulled out a drawer to find it empty, "Ugh!! That brat!! He stole my purse to go buy the next issue!!! I told him to pay with his own money!! Grr... I PROHIBIT HIM FROM EVER DATING MY NIECE AGIN!!!!"
"And WHO exactly IS your niece??" Sasuke said through clenched teeth.
"You are, idiot." Tsunade replied, irritably. Iruka was looking at the glaring Sasuke to the annoyed Tsunade and blinked.
"Wait a minute, I'm confused." The teacher started.
"Don't even ask." The boy muttered.
"Ok..." Iruka blinked again, "I have to leave now. Good night." Walked across the room, opened the door, and quickly left the room.
"I have to leave, too." Sasuke said as he quickly followed his former teacher.
Ne, I was going to continue from here on since the computer wasn't working but now it works, hehe, sry its so short and pointless but hope u enjoyed that anyways!! ^__^
Inaudible fever: yup Sasuke has long hair, lol, hope u enjoy this chapter!!
Yumi-sama: honto ne?? I'm your favorite author??? "squeals" thnk u!!! ur the best!!!
Yuki-chan2: hehe, here's a chapter for u!!
Tiinka: thnks!!! I'll take ur advice and not make a drama out of it when Naruto finds out who Sora really is
Pretendingtobeinsane: my invites are handed out and my goodbyes done. I keep looking over my shoulder to see if you'll sneak up behind me with a knife or something ^^
Kuroi Kitsune: thnks!! Here's a chapter for you!!!
Cerillion: lol!!! ya, I agree, nice break from those, ne?? enjoy this chapter~
Nora D: lol, me too!!! Sugoi!! Ur drawing him?!?!? I wanna see!! XD
WingZero Girl: thnks!!! I do that too!! Hehe ^__^
Chibi-Mariah: we're updating right now!!! Thnks for reviewing my fictionpress poem!!
Sarena: well, you don't have to wait any longer, here's the next chapter!!!
vvDEMONvPRINCESSvv: lol!!! Eep!! (hurries to update)
Watermelon Gal: we are evil to Sasuke aren't we?? "evil grin" yes, surprisingly Naruto does have a brain... how he got one we don't know -_-;; lol!! I didn't think Kakashi can cook at all!!
Foamy and Foolproof: hehe, thnks!! Pirates of the Caribbean is the best movie!!! Wahahaha!! We're updating right now!!!
Cdkobasiuk: sry for making u wait so long, enjoy this chapter!! ^^
Chapter 9
"What wrong with you??" was Tsunade's greeting as the dark haired boy stepped in, "You're as red as a tomato. Wait take that back, you're redder than a tomato."
"Urusei." Sasuke muttered, his mind still in stunned and shocked mode. He quickly disappeared into the bathroom to change. The Fifth Hokage raised an eyebrow but made a mental note to ask him about it later.
"Konbanwa Hokage-sama." A certain silver-haired Jounin said as he appeared from the shadows and sat down on her desk. "I still haven't found my book, have you seen it anywhere??"
"Did you look under your bed??" she asked.
"Yup." He nodded.
"Under your table??"
"Yup."
"On your desk??"
"Not there."
"Under your pillow??"
"Check."
"In the closet??"
"I'm looking for a book, not a sock."
"Did you look there??" Tsunade repeated.
"No."
"Then I suggest you go look there." She said. Kakashi sighed as he disappeared with a loud poof. At this time, Sasuke had returned to the room, back to his old self.
"So what happened??" she asked.
"Nothing happened." He replied, bitterly, "We had dinner and watched a movie, that's it." That wasn't really a lie. They DID have dinner and watched the best movie, Pirates of the Caribbean (XD).
"Something did happened and I know it." Tsunade said, "It's written all over your face."
"It is not!!" Sasuke snapped.
"Yes it is." The Hokage replied calmly, "Judging by the fact your face is still beet red." The boy went into a long string of curses in a couple languages and went to the bathroom to splash his face with ice-cold water. Tsunade sighed as she leaned back in her chair, wondering what on earth Itachi had been teaching to his little brother.
"So what happened??" she persisted when he returned.
"Nothing happened." Sasuke muttered.
"If you keep saying nothing happened then something happened." The fifth Hokage crossed her arms, "We're going to find out anyways."
"What do you mean 'we'??" he glared at her. "Who's 'we'??"
"People who wants to know." She replied matter of factly, "So what happened??"
"Nothing."
"What happened??"
"Nothing."
"Sasuke...."
"Nothing happened.""
"Don't make me-"
A sudden poof interrupted their conversation. Both of them looked up to see a very happy Kakashi as the clouds smoke cleared.
"Oi, Tsunade-sama!!" the silver haired Jounin exclaimed happily, "You were right!! My book WAS in the closet!! How'd you know??"
"I have psychic powers." She replied.
"Then if you have psychic powers, you should know what happened." Sasuke pointed out.
"AH HA!!! SO something DID happen!!!" Tsunade clapped her hands in delight with an evil grin forming on her face. Sasuke blinked for a while before realizing what he'd done.
"CHIKUSO!!!!" he moaned.
"So what happened??" she repeated.
"Are you talking about his date with Naruto??" Kakashi cut in. At the Hokage's nod, he quickly made himself comfortable on a nearby chair and asked his student, "So what happened??"
"FOR THE LAST TIME NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!" Sasuke bellowed.
"But you admitted it yourself!! Something did happen!!!" Tsunade said, that annoying grin not leaving her face.
"I...I didn't...I don't..." For once, the dark haired Chuunin was lost for words. Dammit, those looks from the Hokage and his teacher were getting really annoying. "I'm not talking." He said firmly.
"Meh, fine, I'm going to find out anyways." Tsunade said, disappointed, "After all, we can always get anything out of Naruto if we offer him some Ramen..."
"NANI?!!??! DAMN THAT DOBE!!!!!" Sasuke growled.
"So are you going to talk?? OR do we have to ask Naruto???" she asked.
"........."
".........."
"........."
"We're waiting..."
"........."
"Fine, how about we play a guessing game??" she sighed in defeat, "We'll suggest stuff and you just nod or shake your head so then you won't be talking." She was answered by two glowing Sharingan eyes. "Ok, so you agree, how about Kakashi go first??"
"Yosh!! So did you guys do it??" he asked. He was answered by a smack on the head from both the Hokage and his student.
"Keep your hentai thoughts to yourself." Tsunade said.
"You read the same books." Sasuke pointed out.
"But I don't go around announcing it like SOMEBODY." She glared at the silver haired Jounin, who was rubbing two bumps on his head.
"You read Itcha Itcha Paradise, too??" Kakashi asked.
"Moving on." Tsunade said. "Umm... did you guys kiss??" Sasuke couldn't hold back a blush that crept to his face no matter how hard he tried. "Ah ha!!!! So that's what made you so red!!!" she crowed.
"NANI?!?!?!?!?!" the door suddenly opened to reveal a very angry Iruka. Tsunade, Sasuke, and Kakashi blinked at his entrance.
"Iruka?? What the hell are you doing here??" the Hokage asked.
"You!!! What did you do to Naruto?!?!" the teacher pointed an accusing finger at Sasuke. "You better have not laid one finger on him!!!"
"I didn't kiss him." Sasuke said firmly, "He kissed ME."
"WELL!! HE!!!" Iruka sputtered, "UGH!!! I'M SO GROUNDING HIM!!!!"
"Iruka, you're not his mother." Kakashi said, "Just...take a deep breath...and chill." The teacher sighed and calmed down. "Now, what are you doing here??"
"I came by to return this." He handed a purse to the Hokage who took it and inspected it. "I think you left it at the book store."
"I never went to the bookstore." She said, confused, "But this IS my purse...wait a minute..." she quickly pulled out a drawer to find it empty, "Ugh!! That brat!! He stole my purse to go buy the next issue!!! I told him to pay with his own money!! Grr... I PROHIBIT HIM FROM EVER DATING MY NIECE AGIN!!!!"
"And WHO exactly IS your niece??" Sasuke said through clenched teeth.
"You are, idiot." Tsunade replied, irritably. Iruka was looking at the glaring Sasuke to the annoyed Tsunade and blinked.
"Wait a minute, I'm confused." The teacher started.
"Don't even ask." The boy muttered.
"Ok..." Iruka blinked again, "I have to leave now. Good night." Walked across the room, opened the door, and quickly left the room.
"I have to leave, too." Sasuke said as he quickly followed his former teacher.
Ne, I was going to continue from here on since the computer wasn't working but now it works, hehe, sry its so short and pointless but hope u enjoyed that anyways!! ^__^