Gone Avengin', Special Edition!
Chapter 6: Madness and an Attack!!
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"Who has gathered us here?" Tusk growled. He was on the verge of losing his infamous temper. The mammoth-like mutant started pacing, his anger increasing with every step. He started muttering and cursing under his breath. He tightened his knuckles until the skin under the brown fur turned white.
"Calm down, Tusk!" Crimson Dynamo snapped.
"Make me, you walking Red Scare relic!" Tusk yelled. He got into a football tackle position. Tusk's favorite attack was to basically charge and opponent, either spearing the target to the ground and/or impaling them on his tusks. "One more word, and I gut you like a fish!" Tusk snarled as he aimed his tusks to go through the Dynamo's heart. He got punched in the face by Juggernaut. "OWW!!" He turned to the mystically-enhanced human. "You want some of me?!?!" Juggernaut smirked.
"Ice Age relic." Crimson Dynamo snickered.
"You overgrown pachyderm." Juggernaut laughed arrogantly at the hot-tempered mutant. "I have pounded the X-Men!"
"The X-who?" Abominatrix scratched her head.
"X-Men." Sabertooth groaned. "Xavier's students." The green skinned woman nodded in understanding. Sabertooth retched. "God lady, quit looking at me! I might turn to stone." The other villains started snickering.
"Knock that off!" Abominatrix snapped.
"I could snap those dumb horns right off your freakin' head!" Juggernaut yelled at Tusk.
"These are not horns, you big red retard!!" Tusk snapped back. "Horns grow from the head!! These are tusks!! Tusks!!"
"At least none of us ever got our butts handed to us by some dumb blond with a guitar." Sabertooth laughed.
"You will die!!" Tusk roared. With a battle cry that sounded like an elephant mixed in with a deep yell, the large furry mutant charged the cat-like assassin. Sabertooth easily dodged.
"Good sprint." Sabertooth evaluated jokingly as he dodged Tusk's charge. "Need to work on aim and turns though." Tusk nearly slammed headfirst into a wall before he stopped.
"You son of a…" Tusk growled.
"ENOUGH!!!" A mechanical voice roared. "I am the one who sent for all of you." The mechanical voice's source walked into the light. It was a humanoid silver robot, approximately six feet tall. It had what appeared to be as a red panel with energy crackling in it for a face. The robot had clawed fingers and a sleek look to him.
"Who are you?" Sabertooth growled at the robot. The robot turned its head to the angry psychotic feral.
"I am Ultron." The robot replied.
"My God, that thing is even uglier than you." Tusk snickered at the Abominatrix, only to nearly get his tusks smacked off. "OW!!! Sheesh, some people can't take a freakin' joke."
The Xavier Institute
Some time later, another fight broke out between the male New Mutants. They were obviously fighting over the She-Hulk, and the amused Emerald Amazon (A/N: I invented that nickname!) was watching, alongside Storm.
"She's mine!!!" Sam yelled as he smashed Bobby "Iceman" Drake into a room with his powers. Then the sound of something breaking was heard.
"No, she's MINE!!!" Bobby yelled back, then the sound of something else breaking was heard from inside. Jennifer watched the two boys fight with a laugh.
"Boys, boys, boys. There's plenty of this gamma-green hottie to go around." Jennifer called with a happy laugh. Storm sighed as she watched this whole thing.
"A female Starchild. Hoo boy." Storm sighed. "The Misfits and the Avengers seem to get along rather well."
"No kidding." Jen agreed. "Paul and John are old friends of mine."
"And you seem to be popular with our male students, Jennifer." Storm crossed her arms and looked at Jen in a wry manner. The green-skinned girl grinned.
"Well Stormy, I can't help it. I'm smart, funny, and one hot babe to boot." Jen winked. "I'm going to go see about the shopping in this town." Jen walked off.
"OWWWW!!!! KITTYYYYYYY!!!!!" Peter ran by, holding his head. Kitty was chasing him, holding a mallet over her head, a psycho killer look in her eye.
"Make fun of my banana splits, will you?!" Kitty screamed. "Come back here and die!!!" Paul walked up to Storm, happily eating one of Kitty's banana splits. Storm could not help but be amazed. She has still never gotten over the fact that not only did Jean and Kitty's cooking not make Paul sick, but he seemed to like it!
"Hey Stormy." Paul grinned. "Mmm, this banana split is stellar! Kitty made it. Want some?" Paul held out the split to Storm, who backed away.
"Uhhh…no…uhhhh, you can finish it, Starchild. I don't want any, thank you. I already ate." Storm replied. Paul shrugged and continued eating. Phew! He bought it!
"Pauuuulllllll…" Jean called out sweetly from the kitchen. "I made some chocolate chip cookies. Come try them out."
"Sounds yummy." Paul smiled. "See ya Stormy. Gotta go be a taste tester." He ran to the kitchen. Trinity walked up to Storm.
"Did Paul come by here?" They asked in unison. "We're going to find out why he can stand Kitty and Jean's cooking."
"One of the great mysteries of life." Ororo noticed. "The Starchild is in the kitchen."
"Thanks." Trinity floated to the kitchen.
"WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THOSE INFERNAL BRITS, LASSIE!!!" A Scottish-accented, yet familiar, voice roared.
"RAHHHH!!!" Another agreed. Storm looked to her left.
"Oh no hey!!!" A flying Iron Man, still drunk, scooped her up, Beast hopping behind. "WHAT THE--?"
"RAHHH!!!"
"You two drank all that whiskey, huh?" Ororo sighed. She looked down at the mayhem. Hawkeye and Gambit were arguing, Kid Razor was beating Cyclops up and down Bayville, Thor was smacking Ray with his hammer, Jennifer was watching Sunspot, Cannonball, and Iceman fight over her, and Multiple, clad in a snazzy suit, was trying to get her to sign a modeling contract.
"Has anyone told you could be in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?" Multiple asked the She-Hulk with a grin. Jennifer patted Multiple's head cutely.
"Kiddo, I know that style. Paul's all over. Let me guess, you're Paul's little protégé, am I right? And don't you have a band to work with?"
"Yes, but I'm branching out into other areas." Multiple made a rectangle with his hands and put it in front of his face lie it was a camera. "Y'Know, the camera loves you."
"Naturally." Jen struck a pose.
"When photographers look at you, they'll call you the green Naomi Campbell! Without the attitude problem, of course." Jamie grinned.
"I could kick Naomi's butt." Jen bragged jokingly. "Your friends are so funny." Jen pointed to the brawling male New Mutants.
"No kidding." Multiple laughed. "I'm doing something special for them. I'm having my tailor make new costumes for them. The regular ones are so drab."
"Coming from a kid that looks like he was trapped in the 1980s, that's hurtful." Jen grinned. Meanwhile, away from anyone else, Kid Razor was instructing Cyclops on how to perform various moves. Unfortunately, Scott was also being used as a practice dummy.
"And this is a Hook Kick!" Razor smacked Cyclops in the face with his foot. The X-Men's leader looked like he fought a bunch of wild bulls and the Incredible Hulk…and lost. Badly.
"Duhhhhhh, Remy ate the green beans because Jean got the magic key." Cyclops moaned in a daze. "You're welcome." Razor laughed at the sight. He then heard an elephant-like roar. "What?" He asked in confusion. Out of nowhere, Tusk charged at an incredible speed, slamming into the Fearless Kid Razor. "YEEEEOWWWW!!!!" Razor was knocked into the main courtyard. Everyone noticed and ran to the recovering rocker.
"Razor, you alright?" Cap helped Razor up.
"Ye alright, laddie?" Iron Man asked.
"Oh I'm fine. I nearly got gored by Tusk again." Razor replied nonchalantly.
"Who's Tusk?" Kitty asked.
"I AM!!!" Tusk roared. The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers turned and saw the mammoth-like mutant. "I am Arnold Torrence. You all can call me Tusk, the greatest mutant of all. RAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!" Tusk sprinted at an amazing speed, aiming at the mutants and superhuman heroes. "PREPARE TO BE IMPALED!!!!"
Uh-oh, Tusk is attacking! What'll happen? What's Ultron's plan? Can the Misfits, Avengers, and X-Men stop them? Find out in the next chapter!!! Suggestions needed badly!!!