Chapter 4

Robin, in his two sizes too small spandex, lumbered into 'The Exposed Inebriated Buccaneer'.

"I feel better already" He took his favorite seat: right at the bar, in front of a pole. He ordered his drink and sat back. The girl with the eye-patch and wench makeup was stripping in front of him, and he was ruthlessly goggling at her.

"You want to go privately?" He asked the wench. He flashed a $20. She nodded and led him to a booth. Before she even got the chance to turn on the black light, he whacked her in the back of the head, and she fell lifeless to the floor. He rolled her over, ripped off her clothes, tore off her eye-patch, and realized with horror,

"Holy fuck" It was StarFire. "Star? Oh god, what have I done?!" He lifted up her body and carried her to the alley behind the bar. Crying his eyes out, he laid her on the asphalt. "Star…I'm so sorry." he whispered. "What can I do? Don't worry Star, you'll carry on."

"Oh shit," Raven clambered to her feet, "Beast Boy, oh god, I'm so sorry." Raven started to cry. Waves of fury and tears coursed their way through her. The black orbs in her hands were pulsing.

Raven stood there, crying silently to herself. Then, Cyborg walked in to find her there, in flying toaster scraps.

"Raven, what the hell is going on?"

"Beast Boy! He ripped my clothes off! He-"

"What? What's wrong with you?"

"What? No! Cyborg, its not like that! Beast boy! He-"

"No, I know exactly what's going on here. Where is he!?"

"He's gone! I-"

"He ran when he heard me coming, didn't he?! That coward. I brought you here to have a Titan reunion for your birthday!"

"Really! Honey, that's so sweet of you. But you really don't understand what happened!" Raven was frantic at this point

"I know exactly what happened! I've given you everything! And how do you repay me!? By fucking Beast Boy!! You're sick!!!" Cyborg whipped out his arm cannon.

"Cyborg, no! It's not like that! Beast Boy attacked me!! You don't under-"

"No, I understand perfectly. You're going to pay Raven. This is for all the times you've hurt me or threatened me. You'll pay."

"Cyborg…please!" Raven pleaded.

Cyborg cocked his arm, "You bitch," and blasted Raven away.

Robin walked slowly back to the Tower, his suit was much too tight now. It was hard to walk in. There weren't many people on the street, it was getting late. But the few people out that night, stared, horrified at the sight of Robin wearing StarFire like a second skin. When Robin got home, he found Cyborg sleeping on the couch in a puddle of snot and tears. Robin tip-toed past him.

"I do not want to wake friend Cyborg," he whispered.

In StarFire's room Robin examined himself. The skin was stretched gruesomely over his oversized body. Her face was crooked and the mouth had ripped open across her face.

"I am so tired. I will sleep now" Robin said in a high-pitched voice.

Cyborg woke the next morning, and then remembered the event of the previous night. He kept his eyes shut.

"Oh shit. Did I really do that? Maybe it was just a horrible dream…" He thought to himself, "Yeah, that's it. It was just a dream, and I'm going to open my eyes and I'm going to be in my apartment. Raven is lying right next to me…" With his eyes still closed, he rolled over, and fell off the couch.

"Argh!! Holy fuck, it wasn't a dream! God, what was I thinking!? Raven would never!" He stood up. "Oh, morning Star, I guess you got my-"

She turned around with a bottle of mustard in hand. Cyborg screamed like a little girl, whipped out his cannon, and blasted the shit out of everything he could see.

"Holy fuck, what was that! I've got to be hallucinating. This is just bizarre." The house was growling. Cyborg looked for the source of the sound. He went to examine the damage he'd caused, and he fell through the floor as the whole tower crumbled around him.

The End