Hn.... Since my comp isn't working, and I'm as bored as hell, I'll just start
writing the next chapter!!!! Sry if my humor is failing, I've been in a
depressed mood a lot these days (glares at 7391 =no he's not a
reviewer/flamer) and I'm listening to Evanescence (burned CD from Lily)
Anyways, onward with the chapter!!!
Note: I won't be updating as much as before since I have no internet access. Just to tell you guys, I'm really really sorry!!
We've tried stealing Naruto.... but... DAMN THE SECURITY!!! So now we don't own Naruto.... yet....
Don't worry Tiinka!! We're not mad, we're actually glad for your suggestion
Chapter 14- Nameless Chapter
Naruto quickly slurped the noodles with a very happy face on, since he managed to "convince" Sasuke to pay for him. And as for our beloved dark haired Chuunin, he was currently just sitting there glaring at his rival, Sharingan and all, wondering how the hell this idiot managed to get him to pay for him.
"Ne, Sasuke, have you met Sora-chan yet?" Naruto asked, mouth full of Ramen.
'So basically the question he's asking is, 'have I met myself yet?'" Sasuke sweatdropped. "No." the dark haired Chuunin replied.
"You haven't?? I should introduce you two to each other. She looks a lot like you, are you sure you've never seen her??" the blond drank the leftover broth.
'And... how are you gonna do that??' Sasuke --ed. "What do you think of her?" he asked is rival.
"Well... she's nice, very serious about her mission, kinda like you, and really really cute!!!" Naruto said gleefully. The dark haired Chuunin gave a loud cough and thumped his chest, his cheeks glowing red, "Are you ok?" the blond glanced anxiously at him, "Cause your face is red, do you have a fever or something?"
"Iie," his rival wheezed, "I-I'm fine."
"Ok... oh and she even agreed to go out with me!! And she's also the first girl I've ever kissed." Naruto continued.
'I wonder if he know he's never kissed a real girl in his life?' Sasuke thought, amused. 'Holy crap! He's only ever kissed.... me..." he realized, horrified.
"Ne, Sasuke, are you sure you're alright?" the blond asked, concerned, "Cause your face seems a lot redder. You sure your not sick or anything?"
"I'm... not... sick..."
"You sure?? Want me to take your temperature?? Here, lemme feel your forehead."
"I'm... FINE."
"Have you been eating well? How are you sleeping? Are you sure you're not-"
"I'm NOT sick."
"How do I know you're not lying? After all, you're not the kind to admit that. You better answer me truthfully, are you-"
"DAMMIT NARUTO I'M NOT SICK!!!" Sasuke finally snapped, getting extremely annoyed both at Naruto and his failure of hiding his emotions. "Besides, why do you even care?"
"W-what do you mean? I don't give a frickin shit about you!!" the blond retorted.
"Yeah? Who's the one saying 'Are you sick? Are you sick? Want me to take you temperature?' acting the mother?" the dark haired Chuunin said, mimicking is rival.
"W-What?? I don't care about you!! You can just die for all I care!!!" Naruto countered, failing to hold back a blush. He quickly raised the bowl to his mouth to hide his flaming cheeks.
"So... you... don't really care if I die?" Sasuke asked, softly. The blond glanced at his rival, surprised at the hurt in the dark haired boy's voice.
"N-no, no, I mean... wait a minute..." Naruto's eyes glared suspiciously at his teammate. "The Sasuke I know wouldn't even care if I care if he died. You're not Sasuke!! You're.... Uchiha Itachi!!!!!!!!!!"
......
The multiple conversations in the Ramen Bar suddenly seemed very loud as Sasuke stared in disbelief at his rival with a -- expression.
"Naruto..." he started.
"Hm?" the innocent-looking blond said.
"How could you MISTAKEN me for that bastard?!?!?!" Sasuke said through gritted teeth. "I don't look like him, dammit!!!!"
"Well... yeah, you two kinda do look alike." Naruto replied.
"No we don't!!!" the boy was positively seething, "Itachi looks... old!!! I don't!!!"
"...you don't??"
"........."
"........."
"When'd you ever think of a good comeback?" Sasuke muttered.
"I got that from you." Was his rival's cheerful reply.
"........."
"........."
"........."
"One day, I will not hesitate to kill you." Sasuke said under his breath. He put slapped down some yen on the counter, "I need to go, I still have that mission tomorrow."
"So do I!!" Naruto said, happily, "I'm assigned to Sora-chan!!"
'Kuso. I forgot about that.' The dark haired boy groaned.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun!!! Naruto!!!"
Both boys looked up to see their pink-haired teammate waving at them, closely followed by Ino and Shikamaru. They waved back in reply and Sakura, Ino, and Shikamaru walked over.
"I haven't seen you guys in a while! What's been going on?" Sakura said enthusiastically to her teammates.
"Mission." They replied in unison.
"Well, I didn't have a mission, but it basically is 'cause I helped Sora-chan with her mission." Naruto said, grinning. "What are you doing here Shikamaru? I thought you were too lazy to even get out of bed."
"Honestly." Ino huffed, "I even have to remind this lazy ass to breath!! Seriously!! Anyways, how're you doing Sasuke-kun??"
"Fine." Sasuke replied.
"Hey, Shikamaru, Ino, want something to eat??" Sakura asked her two friends.
"Sure." The blond girl replied.
"Eating is so troublesome." Shikamaru muttered.
"No wonder you're so skinny." Ino snapped. "Next you'll be saying it's so troublesome to live."
"It is." Her boyfriend replied under his breath. Everyone stared at him wondering if Shikamaru had suddenly turned suicidal.
"Erm... I'm just gonna go now." Sasuke said as he turned toward the street. "Ja."
"Ja ne/ JA NE SASUKE-KUN!!!!!/ GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MISSION!!!!/ Hn." Four voices chirped, making the dark haired boy wince.
"Sora-chan!!" Naruto greeted his rival at the bottom of the Hokage tower. "Eh? Did you break your arm or something??"
"No, my arm is in a cast for no reason at all." Sasuke replied sarcastically.
"Oh really?" the blond said, "It doesn't really go with your outfit you know."
"...Dumb ass, I was being sarcastic." The dark haired Chuunin told him. Naruto blinked for a while as if this was all new to him.
"Ohh!! I so knew that!!" the blond let out a wide grin and laughed sheepishly. "You know, its funny. My friend, Sasuke broke his arm on the same arm at the same place on your arm."
"He did, now did he?" Sasuke said as if this piece of information was new to him.
"Yup! Come on!! We should get to the Sound Village now! Let's go!!" Naruto grabbed 'Sora's' hand and practically pulled the dark-haired Chuunin all the way to the Sound Village.
"Gah... stupid... DAMN SHOES!!!"
"Ehh... Sora-chan?? I don't think you should swear at your shoes 'cause it's not gonna do much." Naruto pointed out. His rival shot a glare at him and went back to cursing the stupid high heel shoes Tsunade had "given" or rather forced him to wear.
"So...then... I'll keep a look out for Orochimaru, and you can go and buy me some Ramen." The blond continued. "I'm hungry."
"Naruto." Sasuke said through gritted teeth, getting very annoyed and pissed at both his rival and the stupid shoes.
"Un?"
"We're... on... a... MISSION." The dark haired Chuunin said nice and slowly. "We don't have time for Ramen and such."
"Un." Naruto sighed and carelessly threw his arms behind his head, "But I'm still hungry."
"Just shut up."
"Ok."
Sasuke gave the blond a weird look before they continued to walk through some... alley... they thought it was. So far, no sign of Orochimaru, Kabuto, or any shinobi except the little 7-year-old ones (that couldn't possibly be plotting to destroy Konoha... or could they?).
"Mehhhhh." Naruto moaned loudly. "What is there to see?? I'm hungry and bored. Where the hell is everyone??"
"I ate them all." Sasuke replied, his annoyance level about to blow.
"...Ahahahahahahahaha." Naruto laughed, "You're pretty funny Sora-chan."
"... It wasn't supposed to be funny."
"Oh."
And after that, the blond shut up for at least an hour or so.
"Ah ha!!" Sasuke suddenly spoke up, making his rival jump a mile in the air.
"Geez, don't' scare me like that, Sora-chan!!" Naruto thumped his chest, heart pounding loudly in the sudden fright, "You're not exactly the kind to suddenly jump up out of the blue and yell 'Ah ha!!'"
"Hn." The dark haired Chuunin said, "I mean, gomen nasai. Anyways, here's something to bring back. We haven't come across any of the enemy."
"Hm..." Naruto thought for a while. "That's it!! We can go back and say we didn't come across Orochimaru, Kabuto, and any of the shinobi in that army thing!!!"
"That's what I just said..." Sasuke --ed at him.
"Yosh!! Then that settles it!!!" Naruto clapped his hands together. "Ne... you're wearing the necklace I got for you!!" he pointed out.
Sasuke looked at the necklace his rival had gotten him on their erm... date. Truth is, he'd ever taken it off since Naruto first put it on him. Good thing he always wore high collars.
"Yeah, I umm... I really like it." he replied, not sure if he was lying and then changed the subject. "It's strange. We haven't met anyone here and the last time we were here, there was an army parading through the streets."
"Hai, it is weird." Naruto nodded in agreement.
They walked around for a while, with Sasuke finally giving in to the blonde's moans of hunger and then stopped at a random restaurant that looked decent enough.
"Zish foo ish ood!!" Naruto said happily, with his mouth full.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." The dark-haired Chuunin said in disgust. "Do you really want people to see what you're eating??"
The blond swallowed and said sheepishly, "Gomen Sora-chan."
"Naruto!" a Chuunin who seemed just a little older than them ran up to them. The strange thing was that on his head was a Leaf forehead protector. What's a Leaf shinobi doing in the Sound Village?
"Neji?" Naruto blinked.
"Are you Tsunade-sama's niece?" Neji said to Sasuke.
"Hai." The dark-haired Chuunin replied.
"The Hokage instructed me to come fetch the two of you." The Byakugan user told them, "Konoha is currently under the attack from Sound shinobis. You two are needed to help fight."
"Nani?!?!?!?" the blond stood up quickly, "That's why we haven't seen anyone!! They were back at the Leaf Village attacking them!!"
"Don't just stand there, let's go!!" Sasuke quickly ran out of the restaurant, followed closely by Neji and Naruto.
I'll try to post up this chapter soon. I've been very busy so I couldn't find a computer to use. Oh and btw, I'm gonna be at Vermont in for 4 days and I don't think I can get a computer in time. I'll try to get Lily to update or something.
Note: I won't be updating as much as before since I have no internet access. Just to tell you guys, I'm really really sorry!!
We've tried stealing Naruto.... but... DAMN THE SECURITY!!! So now we don't own Naruto.... yet....
Don't worry Tiinka!! We're not mad, we're actually glad for your suggestion
Chapter 14- Nameless Chapter
Naruto quickly slurped the noodles with a very happy face on, since he managed to "convince" Sasuke to pay for him. And as for our beloved dark haired Chuunin, he was currently just sitting there glaring at his rival, Sharingan and all, wondering how the hell this idiot managed to get him to pay for him.
"Ne, Sasuke, have you met Sora-chan yet?" Naruto asked, mouth full of Ramen.
'So basically the question he's asking is, 'have I met myself yet?'" Sasuke sweatdropped. "No." the dark haired Chuunin replied.
"You haven't?? I should introduce you two to each other. She looks a lot like you, are you sure you've never seen her??" the blond drank the leftover broth.
'And... how are you gonna do that??' Sasuke --ed. "What do you think of her?" he asked is rival.
"Well... she's nice, very serious about her mission, kinda like you, and really really cute!!!" Naruto said gleefully. The dark haired Chuunin gave a loud cough and thumped his chest, his cheeks glowing red, "Are you ok?" the blond glanced anxiously at him, "Cause your face is red, do you have a fever or something?"
"Iie," his rival wheezed, "I-I'm fine."
"Ok... oh and she even agreed to go out with me!! And she's also the first girl I've ever kissed." Naruto continued.
'I wonder if he know he's never kissed a real girl in his life?' Sasuke thought, amused. 'Holy crap! He's only ever kissed.... me..." he realized, horrified.
"Ne, Sasuke, are you sure you're alright?" the blond asked, concerned, "Cause your face seems a lot redder. You sure your not sick or anything?"
"I'm... not... sick..."
"You sure?? Want me to take your temperature?? Here, lemme feel your forehead."
"I'm... FINE."
"Have you been eating well? How are you sleeping? Are you sure you're not-"
"I'm NOT sick."
"How do I know you're not lying? After all, you're not the kind to admit that. You better answer me truthfully, are you-"
"DAMMIT NARUTO I'M NOT SICK!!!" Sasuke finally snapped, getting extremely annoyed both at Naruto and his failure of hiding his emotions. "Besides, why do you even care?"
"W-what do you mean? I don't give a frickin shit about you!!" the blond retorted.
"Yeah? Who's the one saying 'Are you sick? Are you sick? Want me to take you temperature?' acting the mother?" the dark haired Chuunin said, mimicking is rival.
"W-What?? I don't care about you!! You can just die for all I care!!!" Naruto countered, failing to hold back a blush. He quickly raised the bowl to his mouth to hide his flaming cheeks.
"So... you... don't really care if I die?" Sasuke asked, softly. The blond glanced at his rival, surprised at the hurt in the dark haired boy's voice.
"N-no, no, I mean... wait a minute..." Naruto's eyes glared suspiciously at his teammate. "The Sasuke I know wouldn't even care if I care if he died. You're not Sasuke!! You're.... Uchiha Itachi!!!!!!!!!!"
......
The multiple conversations in the Ramen Bar suddenly seemed very loud as Sasuke stared in disbelief at his rival with a -- expression.
"Naruto..." he started.
"Hm?" the innocent-looking blond said.
"How could you MISTAKEN me for that bastard?!?!?!" Sasuke said through gritted teeth. "I don't look like him, dammit!!!!"
"Well... yeah, you two kinda do look alike." Naruto replied.
"No we don't!!!" the boy was positively seething, "Itachi looks... old!!! I don't!!!"
"...you don't??"
"........."
"........."
"When'd you ever think of a good comeback?" Sasuke muttered.
"I got that from you." Was his rival's cheerful reply.
"........."
"........."
"........."
"One day, I will not hesitate to kill you." Sasuke said under his breath. He put slapped down some yen on the counter, "I need to go, I still have that mission tomorrow."
"So do I!!" Naruto said, happily, "I'm assigned to Sora-chan!!"
'Kuso. I forgot about that.' The dark haired boy groaned.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun!!! Naruto!!!"
Both boys looked up to see their pink-haired teammate waving at them, closely followed by Ino and Shikamaru. They waved back in reply and Sakura, Ino, and Shikamaru walked over.
"I haven't seen you guys in a while! What's been going on?" Sakura said enthusiastically to her teammates.
"Mission." They replied in unison.
"Well, I didn't have a mission, but it basically is 'cause I helped Sora-chan with her mission." Naruto said, grinning. "What are you doing here Shikamaru? I thought you were too lazy to even get out of bed."
"Honestly." Ino huffed, "I even have to remind this lazy ass to breath!! Seriously!! Anyways, how're you doing Sasuke-kun??"
"Fine." Sasuke replied.
"Hey, Shikamaru, Ino, want something to eat??" Sakura asked her two friends.
"Sure." The blond girl replied.
"Eating is so troublesome." Shikamaru muttered.
"No wonder you're so skinny." Ino snapped. "Next you'll be saying it's so troublesome to live."
"It is." Her boyfriend replied under his breath. Everyone stared at him wondering if Shikamaru had suddenly turned suicidal.
"Erm... I'm just gonna go now." Sasuke said as he turned toward the street. "Ja."
"Ja ne/ JA NE SASUKE-KUN!!!!!/ GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MISSION!!!!/ Hn." Four voices chirped, making the dark haired boy wince.
"Sora-chan!!" Naruto greeted his rival at the bottom of the Hokage tower. "Eh? Did you break your arm or something??"
"No, my arm is in a cast for no reason at all." Sasuke replied sarcastically.
"Oh really?" the blond said, "It doesn't really go with your outfit you know."
"...Dumb ass, I was being sarcastic." The dark haired Chuunin told him. Naruto blinked for a while as if this was all new to him.
"Ohh!! I so knew that!!" the blond let out a wide grin and laughed sheepishly. "You know, its funny. My friend, Sasuke broke his arm on the same arm at the same place on your arm."
"He did, now did he?" Sasuke said as if this piece of information was new to him.
"Yup! Come on!! We should get to the Sound Village now! Let's go!!" Naruto grabbed 'Sora's' hand and practically pulled the dark-haired Chuunin all the way to the Sound Village.
"Gah... stupid... DAMN SHOES!!!"
"Ehh... Sora-chan?? I don't think you should swear at your shoes 'cause it's not gonna do much." Naruto pointed out. His rival shot a glare at him and went back to cursing the stupid high heel shoes Tsunade had "given" or rather forced him to wear.
"So...then... I'll keep a look out for Orochimaru, and you can go and buy me some Ramen." The blond continued. "I'm hungry."
"Naruto." Sasuke said through gritted teeth, getting very annoyed and pissed at both his rival and the stupid shoes.
"Un?"
"We're... on... a... MISSION." The dark haired Chuunin said nice and slowly. "We don't have time for Ramen and such."
"Un." Naruto sighed and carelessly threw his arms behind his head, "But I'm still hungry."
"Just shut up."
"Ok."
Sasuke gave the blond a weird look before they continued to walk through some... alley... they thought it was. So far, no sign of Orochimaru, Kabuto, or any shinobi except the little 7-year-old ones (that couldn't possibly be plotting to destroy Konoha... or could they?).
"Mehhhhh." Naruto moaned loudly. "What is there to see?? I'm hungry and bored. Where the hell is everyone??"
"I ate them all." Sasuke replied, his annoyance level about to blow.
"...Ahahahahahahahaha." Naruto laughed, "You're pretty funny Sora-chan."
"... It wasn't supposed to be funny."
"Oh."
And after that, the blond shut up for at least an hour or so.
"Ah ha!!" Sasuke suddenly spoke up, making his rival jump a mile in the air.
"Geez, don't' scare me like that, Sora-chan!!" Naruto thumped his chest, heart pounding loudly in the sudden fright, "You're not exactly the kind to suddenly jump up out of the blue and yell 'Ah ha!!'"
"Hn." The dark haired Chuunin said, "I mean, gomen nasai. Anyways, here's something to bring back. We haven't come across any of the enemy."
"Hm..." Naruto thought for a while. "That's it!! We can go back and say we didn't come across Orochimaru, Kabuto, and any of the shinobi in that army thing!!!"
"That's what I just said..." Sasuke --ed at him.
"Yosh!! Then that settles it!!!" Naruto clapped his hands together. "Ne... you're wearing the necklace I got for you!!" he pointed out.
Sasuke looked at the necklace his rival had gotten him on their erm... date. Truth is, he'd ever taken it off since Naruto first put it on him. Good thing he always wore high collars.
"Yeah, I umm... I really like it." he replied, not sure if he was lying and then changed the subject. "It's strange. We haven't met anyone here and the last time we were here, there was an army parading through the streets."
"Hai, it is weird." Naruto nodded in agreement.
They walked around for a while, with Sasuke finally giving in to the blonde's moans of hunger and then stopped at a random restaurant that looked decent enough.
"Zish foo ish ood!!" Naruto said happily, with his mouth full.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." The dark-haired Chuunin said in disgust. "Do you really want people to see what you're eating??"
The blond swallowed and said sheepishly, "Gomen Sora-chan."
"Naruto!" a Chuunin who seemed just a little older than them ran up to them. The strange thing was that on his head was a Leaf forehead protector. What's a Leaf shinobi doing in the Sound Village?
"Neji?" Naruto blinked.
"Are you Tsunade-sama's niece?" Neji said to Sasuke.
"Hai." The dark-haired Chuunin replied.
"The Hokage instructed me to come fetch the two of you." The Byakugan user told them, "Konoha is currently under the attack from Sound shinobis. You two are needed to help fight."
"Nani?!?!?!?" the blond stood up quickly, "That's why we haven't seen anyone!! They were back at the Leaf Village attacking them!!"
"Don't just stand there, let's go!!" Sasuke quickly ran out of the restaurant, followed closely by Neji and Naruto.
I'll try to post up this chapter soon. I've been very busy so I couldn't find a computer to use. Oh and btw, I'm gonna be at Vermont in for 4 days and I don't think I can get a computer in time. I'll try to get Lily to update or something.