Gone Avengin'

Author's Note: In this chapter, I pay a little tribute to Ryoken, whose story "Evolution Team-Up!" inspired me to create this story. See if you can find it!

Chapter 7: Villain Onslaught!!

The Xavier Institute

"YOU ALL GONNA DIE!!!!" Tusk roared as he charged the heroes. Razor quickly jumped to his feet. He charged his guitar's body up with energy, smirking.

"Remember this classic track, Tusk?" Razor smirked, holding the guitar like a sledgehammer. "It's a cut the Kid of Rock's many fans still love. An oldie, but a goodie. VAN HALEN HAMMER!!!" Razor smacked the mammoth-like mutant right in the face with the guitar.

"OWWWW!!!!" Tusk yelled as he was knocked back into the trees. "Rrgh. I hate that guitar." Razor laughed.

"Man, I love this six-string." Razor said, kissing his guitar. He then heard a jet roar. "Hey, any of you geniuses hear that?"

"Yeah…" Logan noticed. A hail of laser blasts rained down on the mutants and superhumans. It was the Crimson Dynamo.

"Who is that guy?" Rogue and Blob asked the She-Hulk as the three used their invulnerability to protect the others.

"Crimson Dynamo. An old enemy of Iron Man's." Jen explained. "He worked as a spy for the Soviet Union during the Cold War. His armor was made from plans stolen from the people who made Iron Man's." A drunk Iron Man flew after the Dynamo, hand repulsors blazing.

"Ye cannae beat a Scotsman, laddie!!" Iron Man hollered. He still thought he was a Scotsman.

"Aw great, he's drunk again." Crimson Dynamo groaned. The armored warriors started getting into a repulsor fight. "Is it just me, or does he fight better when smashed?"

"RAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!" Tusk charged again, attempting to mow down the X-Men.

"Yipe!!" The mutants all dodged except for one.

"OWWW!!!!" Tusk held his head as he slammed into an armored Colossus. The blow left Tusk whimpering on the ground, clutching his head. "Oh God…Oh God…thank you God for giving me a reinforced skull."

"WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Peter was sent flying into the huge green arms of the Abominatrix.

"Well, hello there." Abominatrix laughed. Colossus's silver face turned green.

"God, you ugly." He moaned. The green-skinned monster got mad.

"I AM NOT UGLY!!!!" She screamed, piledriving the Russian into the ground headfirst. His head and body was planted into the ground. His legs were the only part of his body above ground, looking like two odd metal plants.

"OWWW!!!! What'd I say?" He moaned. The Abominatrix leapt up into the air and landed on top of Scott.

"Scott!" Jean screamed.

"My BACK!!!" Scott yelled.

"Man, you mutants ain't so tough." She sneered. She and Jennifer made eye contact.

"YOU!!!" The She-Hulk and the Abominatrix screamed angrily at each other. Jen leapt on the Abominatrix and they started brawling.

"Hang on, Jen!!" Sam yelled.

"We'll save you!!" Roberto added, but they got rammed by Tusk, who got smacked by Kid Razor.

"Take this!!" Cap cocked his arm back, ready to throw his shield, but a big hand wrapped itself around his neck.

"CAP!!" Wasp screamed. The Juggernaut had Cap in a chokehold.

"So you're Captain America. More like Captain Ameri-chump HEY!!!" Juggernaut felt a small sting on his arm. He noticed a tiny pink light flutter around his head. "Stupid bug!!" He started trying to swat it.

"RAAAAAGH!!!" Wolverine lunged at Juggernaut, only to get speared in mid-air by Sabertooth. The X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers tried to fight off the villains' combined forces. But despite the numbers advantage, the good guys had a lot of trouble.

A warehouse somewhere in Silicon Valley

"Ah yes, it is here." Ultron noted. The rogue robot had gotten his way into a warehouse. He was examining a computer chip that he pulled out of a box. "This chip has the processing power I need to finish my newest creation. I shall finally destroy the Avengers once and for all, as well as their pathetic mutant allies." Ultron got ready to leave when a couple security guards pointed their guns at him.

"Freeze!" One shouted.

"Good idea." Ultron agreed. He fired a beam from a gem on his head, trapping the guards in place. "Weak flesh." He calmly walked by the cursing and growling guards.

The Xavier Institute

"C'mon, ya big red retard! Come get you some of the almighty Kid of Rock! Whoo!!!" Razor challenged the Juggernaut. The big red man charged, but Razor flipped out of the way, causing the unstoppable force to crash into a statue. Razor fired energy beams from this guitar that blew open the locks to Juggernaut's helmet. The helmet flew off his head, leaving him open to get knocked out by Jean' telepathy. After a long fight, the combined forces of X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers were able to drive back and take down Tusk, Juggernaut, Sabertooth, Abominatrix, and the Crimson Dynamo.

"Ahhh, they were easy." Hawkeye laughed.

"No kidding." Kid Razor agreed. The archer and the rocker high-fived. The two were often regular 'partners in crime', considering both of them were blond, both had smart mouths, and they both feared nothing. However, when they disagreed, their egos often caused their arguments to escalate into full-blown fights.

"You two are nuts!" Tabitha snapped.

"Normal's over-rated anyway, babe." Razor winked at Boom-Boom. He then leaned over to the side. "Still as nice as ever." An offended Tabitha pitched a couple time-bombs at the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll. However, using his superhumanly fast reflexes and reaction time, Razor easily caught the bombs and pitched them at Berzerker. KABOOM!!

"OWWCH!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!"

"Your presence offends me." Razor replied simply, crossing his arms.

"Shove it, Razor!" Ray snapped.

"Shove it? That's your best comeback?" Razor laughed. "You've gotta be kidding me. The Kid of Rock has heard better comebacks from a mentally-challenged parrot!" Ray growled at the semi-arrogant super-rocker.

"I'll parrot you, you arrogant son of a…" Ray rolled up his sleeve as he marched towards Kid Razor, intent on punching out the Jukebox Avenger. Razor shook his head.

"Fine." Razor sighed as he uncrossed his arms. Ray threw the punch, Razor ducking and slapping Ray across the face. The force of the slap made Ray spin around, allowing Razor to literally kick him in the butt, making the electric mutant fall on his face. "Moron. The guy thinks he can go ten rounds with a rocker? Please."

"Ah, Kid Razor. As cocky as before." Ultron landed in front of the mutants and superhumans. Razor glared.

"The Kid of Rock thought he left you for scrap back in Cleveland!" Razor snapped.

"Obviously you were wrong, musician." Ultron replied.

"Ultron, whatever your scheme is, it will be stopped!" Cap warned.

"Who's the overgrown toaster?" Logan asked.

"Ask Ant-Man. The genius created him." Hawkeye snickered. Wasp smacked him upside the head.

"It was not his fault!" Wasp snapped.

"Man, all we asked him was to fix the stupid toaster, not build a homicidal robot. Remind me to beat his brains out when we get back to the Mansion." Razor grumbled.

"Razor, stop it! He had no idea Ultron would end up like this!" Wasp snapped. Razor glared at Wasp.

"Hey, he built the stupid thing, not me! Ultron nearly blasted my buds back in Cleveland to bits!"

"Not to mention your girlfriend." Thor snickered.

"JUBILEE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU WALKING MYTH!!!" Razor yelled at Thor. The two started arguing.

"Here we go again." Jen, Clint, Wasp, Cap, and Iron Man groaned in unison. Ultron sighed.

Every time, something like this happens. He mused. He sat down on the ground. His next statement was out loud: "I think I'll wait for this ridiculous argument to end." He added under his breath as he watched the God of Thunder and the Rock 'n' Roll Warrior argue: "The things I have to put up with so I can rule the world. Maybe I was better off as a toaster."

Man, things are about to boil over! What is Ultron's latest plan for revenge? Can the X-Men, Misfits, and the Avengers stop him? Find out in the next chapter!! Suggestions needed!!!