Disclaimer : Mention of any Harry Potter nouns belong to J.K. Rowling, and 'Magic Stick' is copyrighted to Lil' Kim/50 cent.

Author's Notes: This is a parody of Lil' Kim and 50 Cent's 'Magic Stick'. I'm not very good at song parodies, but read and review anyway, please!

I got the magic wand
I know if I can avada once, I can avada twice
I hit the smartest chicks
Mione don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic (uh huh uh huh)
I got the magic wand

I'm a Malfoy to the core
Get a potion once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya witch, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive spell I don't share with the Muggles
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot, proper or low can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Snape made potions
Get the charm down pat, then it's time to swish
I'll rock the broom, I'll work the snitch
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the castle with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the tower workin up a sweat strokin
Tonight's the night, you can fall in love
You can call your mum right now, tell her you met a Malfoy
I cast a lot of spells cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke

I got the magic clit
I know if I get licked once, I get licked twice
I am the baddest witch
Draco you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic, uh huh uh huh
I got the magic clit

Hermione not a hore
But I sex a wizard so good, he gotta tell his boys
When it, come to sex don't test my skills
Cause my head game have you HEAD over heels
Give a wizard the chills, have him pay my bills
Buy matchin Firebolts with the same color handles...
.. and I ain't out shoppin spendin dudes galleons
I'm in the crib givin wizards deep throat
Tonight Hermione gon' have you in the zone
Girls, call ya crib, I'm answerin' the phone
Guys wanna wife me 'n' give me the ring
I'll do it anywhere, anyhow,down for anything
Couple of humps, give a wizard goosebumps
This junk in my trunk ain't made for chumps
When Hermione's around you don't need to lie
It's the "spells" baby, I'm makin' ya FLY!!

I got the magic wand
I know if I can avada once, I can avada twice
(I give em' the smartest chick
Draco you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic(uh-huh, uh-huh)
(I got the magic clit)

I put your face in it
I know you sprung off in your tongue, I know you tastin it
(Sex ain't a race) But I have a Malfoy breakin records
And the time is (one minute, six seconds)
(Magic wand) I got the magic hex
HAVE THAT ASS TRICKIN AFTER ONE BACK HEX
(The gifts, the magic, I like that a lot)
The butterbeer, the cloaks, the dress robes

I got the magic wand
I know if I can hex once, I can hex twice
I hit the smartest chicks
Mione don't believe me, then owl me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic
I got the magic wand

I know if I get licked once, I get licked twice
I give em' the baddest wizard
Draco you don't believe me, then owl me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What? Magic), uh huh uh huh
I got the magic clit