Gone Avengin', Special Edition!

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Chapter 10: Special Epilogue! Avengers vs. Hellions!

A Mall in New York

"Man. Now that was a battle!" A boy with short brown hair looked back with a smile, dressed in an old Aerosmith concert shirt and jeans. He was named Bobby Parkins, Kid Razor's alter-ego. He and the other teenage Avengers, clad in plain clothes, were hanging out in the food court of a mall (A/N: Kid Razor's identity is known to the other Avengers in the Misfit-Verse). They were celebrating their victory over Ultron and the Vision. Jennifer was chowing down on a huge pile of nachos. Thor was enjoying a soda in his mortal guise of Don Blake. Don had a wooden cane leaning on the chair next to him, and he was dressed in a plain red shirt and blue slacks, his blond hair was cut short. Bobby was having a hot dog, cracking a couple jokes. Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye, was staring at a couple pretty teen girls who had a boy with them sitting nearby. One could notice that Clint Barton had a backpack on his back. "I thought we were all toast. Those X-Men and Misfits were pretty cool."

"Yeah." Jennifer agreed. She didn't wear an image inducer because she was proud of the fact she looked different. On the way, the kids did have to sign numerous autographs. Except for Bobby and Don. Bobby and Don had kept their Kid Razor and Thor identities secret since they started their careers as superheroes, despite the fact that this ordinary-looking kid with a guitar and the cane-carrying blond boy hung out with two known heroes. Jen explained that Bobby and Don were good friends of theirs. "It was good seeing John and Paul again. I love those guys."

"Man, those girls are cute." Hawkeye grinned, staring at the girls, a curvy blonde and a thin redhead. "I'm gonna go see if they need anything."

"You're dreaming if you think those girls like you." Don laughed.

"Have any of you noticed that Thor only seems to talk normal when he's like this?" Bobby pointed at Don.

"You should talk, Bobby. You got a dual personality." Jen remarked. Bobby glared. "It's true. Whenever you change into Razor, your personality changes, like you assume a persona or become someone else."

"Where's Clint?" Don noticed Hawkeye had left the table. The other three shrugged. Meanwhile, the two girls, clad in regular clothes, were talking to the boy. One of the girls was thin, had red hair, and carried a deck of strange cards. The other was the curvy blonde Clint was checking out. The boy had semi-long bright red hair, pulled back into a ponytail, with yellow at the temples and blue eyes. He wore black sneakers, blue jeans, and a black 'Austin 3:16' T-shirt that looked in good condition for its age.

"Thanks for helping me out find my way at the Academy, Tarot." The red-haired boy said to the red-haired girl. His Boston accent made him sound a little bit like JFK.

"My pleasure, Jake." The red-haired girl smiled at the red-haired boy. "Is that not right, Roulette?"

"Yeah, Jake. Did you get a codename yet?" The blonde replied.

"Yeah. Miss Frost gave me the codename 'Dragon'. She seems really nice." Jake smiled. "By the way, I don't know your real names, just your codenames." Tarot and Roulette shared a knowing grin.

Pulling pranks on new people is fun. Tarot thought. "I'm Tania, and her name is Randi." Tarot replied. The two Hellion girls were going for the old 'Tell-the-new-guy-that-your-name-is-this-but-it's-actually-that-joke'.

"You'll love it at the Academy. We can show you how to use those powers of yours." Tarot told Dragon. Roulette looked at his shirt.

"Love wrestling?"

"My dad and grandpa wrestled." Jake explained. "Former WWE Champions. I want to go into wrestling myself. Both me and my brother. I'll join the Rock and Randy Orton as third-generation wrestlers."

Wrestling? Of all the low-brow commoner professions… Roulette mentally scowled.

"May I sit with you lovely ladies?" Clint Barton grinned. Roulette, Tarot, and Dragon looked up.

"Sure." Dragon smiled.

"Who are you?" The two mutant girls asked.

"Clint Barton." Clint bowed. Bobby and Don chuckled from their tables.

"Man, and I thought Razor was full of himself." Bobby snickered. When he became Razor, Bobby changed both physically and mentally.

"No kidding." Don agreed.

"You two aren't exactly humble either." Jen replied. Clint sat with the girls and the red-haired boy. Dragon seemed welcoming, but the girls did not. They did not think too highly of non-mutant superheroes like Clint and Spider-Man.

"We're having a private conversation here, so go away!" Tarot snapped at Hawkeye.

"Hey, I was only trying to be nice!" Clint replied in self-defense.

"She said go away." Bevatron and Beef walked to the table.

"C'mon, can't we all just--?" Clint started.

"GO AWAY!!!" Beef grabbed Clint and threw him to the Avengers' table. With a huge crash, Clint fell through the table.

"OWWWW!!!" Hawkeye yelled as Bobby and Jen helped him up. "What was their problem?!"

"If they wanted a fight, they got one!" Bobby readied his guitar as the other patrons fled. "C'mon, Blake!" Don Blake grabbed his cane and ran with Bobby into a clothing store. The two raced into a pair of dressing rooms. In the first, Don Blake raised his cane. A thunderbolt hit the cane, transforming it into Mjolnir, Thor's mighty hammer. Don Blake shed his mortal disguise and transformed into the Mighty Thor.

"Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor is…in…the…Hoooooouse" Bobby's magical guitar glowed, and with one powerful strum of his guitar, his short brown hair grew and turned blond, and his clothes and body morphed, becoming the costume and body of the Fearless Kid Razor. "WHOOO!!!" The two emerged from the dressing rooms in their heroic forms.

"That outfit don't do a thing for you, Goldilocks." Kid Razor quipped, looking at Thor's costume.

"There is a battle to be fought, Razor." Thor replied.

"The Kid of Rock loves to fight as much as he loves women and metal." Razor smirked. Thor and Razor ran back out. Clint had whipped his bow out from his backpack and Jen had her fists raised.

"Guys, those are the Avengers!" Dragon tried to calm them down.

"Avengers, huh?" Beef smirked at the She-Hulk in a lecherous manner. "Hey baby, maybe we should test out our strength somewhere more private." Jen scrunched her nose in disgust.

"Get a life, you dork. I'd like a man with class."

"Hey, I'm from the Massachusetts Academy. Can't get classier than that." Beef chuckled.

"More like a New York slum." Jen quipped. She looked over at Jake. "The red-haired guy over there's kinda cute though." Dragon blushed shyly as he reluctantly stood with his fellow Academy students.

"Nice work, Dragon!" Beef snapped angrily at Jake.

"What?" Jake shrugged.

"You wanna rock? I got your rock right here!" Razor fired a blast from his guitar, hitting Bevatron and Beef.

"Aaagh!!" Bevatron yelled. "Try this on, Kid of Rock!" Bevatron fired a thunder blast from his fist, one that Razor easily dodged.

"Pika Pika Pika!" Razor mocked, impersonating the famous Pokemon. Bevatron got steamed.

"I AM NOT A FREAKING PIKACHU!!!" Bevatron yelled, firing shock after shock at Razor.

"Man, you got the aim of a blind rhinoceros!" Razor laughed as he leapt on table after table, doing flips and cartwheels on the way. "Hey Pikachu, I hear Ash calling!"

"HOLD STILL AND GET FRIED!!!" Bevatron screamed.

"Fire card!" Tarot held up a card, and a stream of flames flew towards Hawkeye. He dodged with a sideways roll and a smirk.

"A mutant, huh? Cool with me." He calmly prepped an arrow. "Let me show you why I'm called Hawkeye!" Clint fired an arrow containing a smoke bomb. He was then blasted in the back by Roulette. But she couldn't react fast enough stop the arrow.

"Kaff! Ahggh!!" Tarot coughed. She stumbled over, falling into Kid Razor's arms.

"Hello there, baby." Razor smirked. "Let me introduce myself." He then kissed Tarot, making her squeal with shock. Before she could start fighting, Razor let her go and flipped away with a wink. Tarot touched her lips before blushing and getting angry.

"FIRST THAT KID COPS A FEEL, NOW THAT ROCKER KISSES ME!!!" Tarot screamed.

"Eat this, you so called god!!" Roulette pitched her black bad luck discs at Thor, but the Norse divine warrior was able to prevent the blasts from hitting him by twirling his hammer.

"Thou dost believe thy powers to create chaos can harm me?" Thor burst out laughing. She reminds me of Enchantress with the locks of gold and the curves. "Thy power pales in comparison to mine!" Thor threw his hammer. "Taste the mystical Uru metal, wench!!"

"No thanks, I'm on a diet." Roulette quipped. She hit the hammer with a black energy blast. She stopped the hammer in mid-air, and Thor's eyes betrayed his panic.

By the RainbowBridge! If I do not get back my hammer in one minute, I will revert back to my mortal form of Don Blake! Thor leapt and grabbed the hammer. He pulled on his mighty weapon.

"Ha!" Roulette snorted. "I'll show you!" She tried to command the hammer, but it fired a thunderbolt at her, knocking her for a loop.

"My power is much greater!" Thor crowed. Bevatron was sent flying towards him thanks to Razor. Thor grabbed the electric mutant, who tried to fight his grip with thunder-charged punches. The punches had no effect, except for tickling Thor's sides.

"I am the God of the Storm, mere mutant." Thor laughed happily. He threw Bevatron down to the ground. "I thank thee for the entertainment." Roulette fell over, holding her head.

"Look at all the pretty stars…" She grinned dizzily. Meanwhile, Beef and the She-Hulk were trading blows.

"Nice right cross, babe." Beef snickered, wiping his mouth.

"Your punches are like your pick-up lines. They need work. Bad." Jennifer smirked. She looked over at a confused Dragon. "What's his number?"

"GAHHH!!!" Beef screamed angrily. "DRAGON, QUIT TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRL!!!" Jen angrily gave Beef a knockout blow.

"I wouldn't be your girl even in your dreams." Jen snorted. She waved over at Dragon and gave him a wink. The red-haired wrestler's son blushed shyly.

"Guys…" Jake Wildfire, the new Hellion codenamed Dragon, looked on at the fight. "Guys…" He groaned, growing impatient. "GUYS!!! KNOCK IT OFF!!!" The fighting immediately stopped.

"Jack! Percy! Taina! Randi! Knock it off!" Jake snapped. "Knock it off now! You know what Emma said about picking fights!"

"Hey Dragon, Robin Hood over here started it!" Bevatron pointed at Hawkeye.

"He wasn't doing anything! Beef threw the first punch!" Dragon snapped. He motioned to Jen, Razor, Hawkeye and Thor. "I don't know where Razor and Thor came from, but I do know that She-Hulk and Hawkeye here were just having some harmless fun with those two other guys until Beef came along and nearly paralyzed one of them." The other Hellions snorted.

"Whatever." Beef groaned, getting up and re-adjusting his jaw. Bevatron snorted.

"Let's get out of here. They're below us anyway." The Hellions left, except for Jake.

"Hey up yours, you Storm wannabe!" Clint snapped. The red-haired new guy looked around at the carnage.

"Man, Emma's gonna kill us." Roulette groaned.

"I hope Miss Frost rips those guys a new one. They can be such jerks." Jake grumbled. He turned to the Avengers and bowed humbly, a custom he picked up from his father during his days wrestling in Japan. "I'm really sorry for those guys. They can be such morons. They think they're better than everyone else."

"Ahh, don't worry kid." Razor waved. "You didn't try to fight the Kid of Rock. Very smart decision."

"Yeah, you're a good kid, Dragon." Jen smiled. "We know about the Hellions. They're not good people. Look, you're perfectly welcome to join us as an Avenger." Jake drooped his head.

"I'm sorry, I can't." He sighed sadly. Clint recognized the look in Dragon's eyes.

"Frost has something on you." Clint said. Jake nodded quickly.

"Yeah, but I can't say anymore." Jake told the archer. He ran to join the other Hellions.

"The young one is being blackmailed." Thor narrowed his blue eyes.

"What a way to join a group." Jen shook her head. "I remember when Cap approached me to join the Avengers. At least he never blackmailed me."

"Too bad. That kid would make a great Avenger." Razor noted. "The Kid of Rock sensed a good amount of the Power of Rock within him."

"I wish we could do something." Jen sighed sadly. "Poor kid."

"Yeah well, we can't do anything for him now." Razor sighed. He looked around at the mall. It was a mess. "Ten bucks says Cap's gonna find out about this. Odds are even that he will find out and kick our butts."

"Aye." Thor agreed. "Captain America will give us a right pounding for this act."

"No kidding." Hawkeye sighed.

"He can't touch me." Razor said with his trademark smirk. "I'm too cool for him."

"Oh shut up, Razor." Thor groaned.

Another story comes to an end! What're the Hellions up to? What of Ultron and the Vision? Will these questions ever be answered? Who knows. This is L1701E, saying hope you liked this story, and look forward to more in the future!