You know what? Screw this! I've been calling Lily forever to update but noooo she's too tired to, so I shall start it, WAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And limerick, if u bothered reading this, I think u will kinda recognize the first part
MANY THNKS TO THOSE WHO REVIEWED AND HAVE WAITED FOREVER FOR THIS CHAPTER
Chapter 18- THE LAST CHAPTER
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"You first." Sasuke said.
"Nah, you." replied Naruto.
"Uh uh, you."
"You."
"You."
"I'm being polite here you know."
"So am I."
"………"
"………"
"Ok, so we're past the politeness. Now you first."
"No, you."
"Nah, you first."
"I insist. You go."
"………"
"………"
"This isn't working."
"You just noticed."
"So I shall go first."
"Er, no idiot, I was about to go first."
"WHAT?! YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET A BASTARD LIKE YOU GO FIRST?! THINK AGAIN SASUKE-CHAN!!"
"…then go. And since when was I Sasuke-chan?"
"Shut up. Go."
"No, you. Seriously."
"I'm thinking you really should."
"WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE GET ON WITH IT?!" Sakura and Ino yelled from the nearby bush. "THIS IS TAKING FOREVER. WE KNOW YOU TWO ARE GOING TO CONFESS."
"Where'd you two come from?" Naruto asked, blankly.
With a squeak and a "Pretend we're not here!" the two girls disappeared from sight. Naruto and Sasuke stared at them for a while before shaking their heads.
"So what were you going to tell me?" Sasuke asked.
"Well… they kinda ruined it." Naruto said sheepishly. "Yeah, I was going to confess."
"Confess what?" Sasuke asked, getting interested. They stared at each other for a while. Crickets chirped in their silence.
"DAMMIT." Naruto moaned, grabbing handfuls of his hair, "I'm trying to figure out how to say I like you in a very uncliché way, but its not working! I can't think of anything that's not cliché."
"But Naruto." Sasuke said impatiently, "The way you're telling me that you like me is probably still very cliché. Damn, these cliché thingys are annoying! Ok, screw these clichés. Naruto, I like you, too."
"'Too'? I never said I liked you!!!"
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT YOU'RE RUINING IT!!!" Sakura popped out from the bushes again, bashing Naruto in the head.
"WAHHHH!!!!"
"Sakura, go away."
"Uh…" Ino came out to drag Sakura away, "we were never here." Naruto stared.
"Um…Right." He turned back to Sasuke nervously. "Well, yeah. I like you." They turned away blushing.
"WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?" Kakashi yelled at them from his position hanging upside down from a tree branch right above them.
"KISS ALREADY!!!" Tsunade shrieked dispelling her gen-jutsu.
"EHHHH!?!!?!?" Naruto yelled, pointing his finger at them. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!"
"I wouldn't miss this for the world." Itachi jumped out from the pond, showering everyone with water.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"IT'S ITACHI!!!!!! GET HIM!!!!!"
"NO!!! NOT ME!!! HIM!!!!"
"Oh, sorry Sasuke. WAIT YOU'RE NOT SASUKE!!! YOU'RE ITACHI!!!!"
"ITACHI IS NEXT TO THE POND YOU IDIOT!!!!"
"Oh. I knew that. GET HIM!!!!!!!"
"Maybe I shouldn't have come here…" Itachi sweatdropped.
"No, ya think?" Sasuke's voice dripped with sarcasm.
"Alright I'll leave."
"Smart one."
"On one condition. Promise me to send an invitation to your wedding." Itachi poofed away before Sasuke could react.
"Yeah whateve- WHAT?!!?!?!?!? WAIT!!! GET BACK HERE YOU WEASEL!!!!" Sasuke yelled to no one. "WHAT WEDDING?!?!!"
"Tomorrow's wedding." Kakashi said cheerfully.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!" Naruto shook a fist at his teacher. "THERE IS NO WEDDING!!!"
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!!!!! NARUTO IS STILL GROUNDED!!!" Iruka came storming into the glade. Everyone froze.
"I-Iruka…" Naruto twitched. "How did you-"
"YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN!!!!" Iruka grabbed Naruto's ear.
"Everyone run!!" Kakashi whispered loudly. "Tsunade get back here!!!" The Hokage was storming her way to Iruka.
"You…" Iruka froze in his rambling at Tsunade's voice. "How DARE you…I worked SO hard to get them together…and here you are. Ruining the PERFECT moment."
"But. they're too YOUNG." Iruka started.
"We're 15. That's hardly young." Naruto said.
"Actually, that's very young. You're not old until you're 30 some." Sasuke replied, smacking Naruto on the back of the head.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Tsunade snapped rather annoyed, "That I'm old?"
"Exactly."
"………"
"………"
"Now you've done it." Kakashi sighed, shaking his head rather sadly, "Sasuke, I'll be sure to make a speech at your funeral, which will be… soon."
"Huh?" Sasuke said, confused.
"WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN. I. AM. OLD?!?!" Tsunade barked, getting annoyed of two different things, yet from the same person. Naruto winced and patted Sasuke sympathetically on the back, saying that he'll always remember him and then disappeared.
"You're like, fifty-some." said Sasuke as if it were the most obvious fact in the world. "Anything above forty is old. Real old."
Poor Sasuke.
"ALRIGHT." Tsunade said, having finally enough of his whole damn thing. "There will not be a wedding tomorrow--"
"YAY!!" cheered Naruto.
"…where'd you come from?" asked Sasuke, suffering from a mix of confusion and relief.
"BUT." The smirk on Tsunade's face got wider as an idea was formed in her mind. "Because Sasuke so kindly volunteered, he will be fitted for the wedding dress first thing tomorrow morning."
"WHAT?!?!" Sasuke said, shocked, "Since when did I volunteer?"
"When you called me old. Anyways," she continued on, "We'll need a flower girl and a bride's maid… er, Sasuke's maid since he'll be wearing the dress."
"WHAT--"
"WE'LL BE IT!!!" Sakura and Ino chorused, jumping out of the bush everyone knew they were hiding in. And they joined Tsunade for the wedding preparations for the next three hours and proclaimed that the wedding would be held in two weeks.
"I have a question." Naruto spoke up, to no one in particular save for Sasuke, who was standing right next to him. "Why does the wedding have to be so soon? I mean, we're only 15 and all, but why does every keep making it the next day?"
"Because." Kakashi answered with a twinkle in his (only) eye, "You never know what tragic event will happen. It's better that you guys get married now than after you're dead."
"…Right."
"Say, Sasuke." Kakashi suddenly spoke up, after two hours time and the girls STILL weren't finished with their plans, "What are you going to do with all the boyfriends you made in the Sound and the Sand Country? They'll be disappointed that you're male, first of all…"
"What am I going to do?" A smirk grew on Sasuke's face as he thought about it. "Well, first of all, I'm gonna Chidori a hole in every one of their faces and next I'll burn them for EVER trying to TOUCH me. And then I'll feed them to Naruto in his Ramen."
"…EW." grimaced Naruto.
"I see." Said Kakashi, returning to his Come Come Paradise. "Well, I see that you're gonna have fun. I wish you luck on not being arrested for it though."
"Thank you."
"EWWWWWWW." Naruto made a face. "Sasuke, if you ever so put a HAIR of any of them into MY Ramen, I'll be filing for a divorce."
"………"
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"………"
"EWWWWW, that's even worse! Now all this marriage stuff is getting to my head." Naruto moaned, banging his head against a nearby tree.
"………" Sasuke did not say a thing.
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WHOOOOO!! DONE WITH THE LAST CHAPTER!! Yeah, I know it's still short, but I hope you got laughs outta that anyways. The… insane/chaotic part was written by Lily when I brought this over to her house and forced her to write some. --;;;
STAY TUNED FOR THE EPILOGUE!! I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT LONGER. And that's one promise I intend to keep
In fact, I DID keep it! Yup, the epilogue is done and will be out shortly, stay tuned!