Chapter 19
Disclaimer: I felt like I should do another disclaimer since I didn't do a very good one. I do not claim any characters in this story except Golgrath. But I hate his gayass so if Square-enix wants him they can have him.
"Aaarrgghhh." Zell yawned as he stretched his arms. He turned over and Selphie was gone, she must have left to go shopping or something. "Oh fuck! Gym class in 20 minutes." Zell yelled as he hurried and got into his boxers. He ran over to his dorm carrying his suit and got dressed in his normal clothes. Just as he stepped outside a kid stared at him.
"Have fun last night Zell?" Said the person that Zell didn't know. ~Hmm...Wonder what he is implying...~ Zell contemplated as he came to the gym doors. Strangely everybody was sitting on the bleachers waiting for him. They all started stomping and clapping.
"YOU ROCK ZELL...YOU GOT A PIECE OF THAT!!!" A few voices screamed from the crowd. Zell blushed, as he walked over to confront his students.
"Alright everybody calm down. So what you guys all talking about anyways?" Zell questioned trying to look like he didn't know anything.
"You know, you and Selphie. Fuck man, I wish I could be you, ya lucky dog!" A young man exclaimed.
"And you got this information from where?" Zell asked as he started getting embarrassed.
"Dunno Mr. Dintch, the whole garden has been talking about you this morning." He answered as he sat back down.
"Nida, you can take my class for me today." Zell ordered as he started walking out of the gym.
"Going back for more...what a guy." Somebody stated as Zell just closed the doors.
"Geez, I never thought doing a girl would get me this much popularity." Zell mumbled to himself as he walked to Squall's house. Sephiroth, with Aeris by him walked past Zell.
"Nice night last night wasn't it?" Sephiroth said as he brushed by. Zell shook his head as he continued. He knocked on Squall's door.
"Fuck off." Squall's voice answered, but Zell barged in anyways. "Oh hey man, so you got with Selphie last night eh?" Squall asked as he played on his Ps2.
"So you heard too?" Zell sighed as he sat down and took the player two remote.
"Yeah, just as Rinoa came home last night, Tidus was running around, yelling about what he just saw." Squall explained.
"Yeah, it was pretty funny, I think everybody in the Garden heard him." Rinoa joked as she came around the doorway in her night shirt.
"That little cocksucker. He has a bigger mouth than I do!" Zell snapped.
"Hey if you're going to play then play. You're lagging." Squall grumbled.
"What game is this?" Zell asked.
"Gauntlet Dark Legacy, and that's my remote." Rinoa answered as she sat down and took the remote from Zell.
"Squall actually got you to play videogames?" Zell asked with much confusion.
"Not really, I just feel like being mean to you today." Rinoa joked as she handed Zell the remote back.
"Oh yeah Seifer is suppose to get Quistis today!" Zell exclaimed excitedly.
"I know he said he would be asking her out after her class was over. Zell, go gather all the guys, I bet they will want to see this." Squall ordered.
"Yeah this will be funny, Quistis told me that she would never date any Balamb guys, I think he is going to have a rough time." Rinoa implied.
"Alright, I'll go gather everybody, this is something we don't want to miss." Zell exclaimed as he ran off. He ran over to Tidus's dorm, hoping to get a chance to yell at him some. He busted Tidus's door in, and saw something he wasn't suppose to see.
"Oh Tidus!!!" Yuna was yelling as she and he were covered in sheets. Tidus who was on top turned around and saw Zell.
"Jesus Zell, is one night not enough for ya, gotta come in here too!?" Tidus barked.
"No sorry sorry..." Zell said as he turned around and covered his eyes. "Just wanted you too know, Seifer that one guy is going to ask Quistis out upstairs on the third floor in an hour. Just thought you should know."
"Hey, we'll be there. Now uhm, could you close the door, it's kinda drafty in here." Tidus gasped. Zell quickly left and slammed the door behind him.
"Ok, next let's see, oh yeah those girls." Zell rambled on, as he ran off to find their dorm. Trying to be careful, he knocked on the door. Nobody answered so he slowly opened the door. He walked around the corner looking around, he then slowly strolled into the bedroom. His face turned white as he just saw something he shouldn't have again.
"You pervert!" Yuffie screamed as she covered herself. Paine looked up and noticed him too, then Eiko.
"Hey sorry, I didn't mean to uhm sorry. I think I'll leave now..." Zell whimpered as he walked off.
"You liked what you saw didn't you?" Paine asked. Zell turned around nervously.
"Uhm, well I guess so. I've seen lots of lesbian pornos and uhm..." He started stuttering.
"Hmm...maybe you'd be interested in becoming a porn artist or something. Anyways what did you come to bother us about?" Paine questioned.
"Well ugh, Seifer is going to ask Quistis out, and I thought maybe you'd want to see." Zell explained.
"Why would we care about that?" Eiko asked impatiently.
"Trust me, you'll want to see it. And Paine next time I come I'll bring my video camera." Zell answered as he wandered off. "Well I guess the old hermit is next. Don't have to worry about nothing this time." Zell banged on Auron's door. "Hey old man! Open up!" Zell yelled. Still no answer, since the old man is by himself nothing could possibly be happening. So Zell barged in, he heard some sound in the bathroom. Then Zell heard Auron yelling in the bathroom. "Oh damn, he's in trouble!" Zell exclaimed as he kicked in the bathroom door. Looking down he saw the old man sitting on the toilet, and Auron looked up at him with the most horrifying expression Zell had ever seen. Next thing heard was...
"Get the fuck out of here you little pervert. I swear I'll kill you the..." Zell left before the old man finished grumbling, but before he left he wrote down a note about Seifer and left it on the table. Then he stormed out just as he heard Auron stand up.
"Phew, I guess I'll rest a minute," mumbled Zell as he sat on a nearby bench. He looked down and saw that somebody wrote, Zell loves Selphie. "Kid's these days, oh well I guess it's time to laugh at Seifer. He went up the elevator to the third floor to watch Seifer's attempt.
Pretty hilarious chapter don't you think? Cmon people I haven't had a review in so long, somebody say something dammit!
Disclaimer: I felt like I should do another disclaimer since I didn't do a very good one. I do not claim any characters in this story except Golgrath. But I hate his gayass so if Square-enix wants him they can have him.
"Aaarrgghhh." Zell yawned as he stretched his arms. He turned over and Selphie was gone, she must have left to go shopping or something. "Oh fuck! Gym class in 20 minutes." Zell yelled as he hurried and got into his boxers. He ran over to his dorm carrying his suit and got dressed in his normal clothes. Just as he stepped outside a kid stared at him.
"Have fun last night Zell?" Said the person that Zell didn't know. ~Hmm...Wonder what he is implying...~ Zell contemplated as he came to the gym doors. Strangely everybody was sitting on the bleachers waiting for him. They all started stomping and clapping.
"YOU ROCK ZELL...YOU GOT A PIECE OF THAT!!!" A few voices screamed from the crowd. Zell blushed, as he walked over to confront his students.
"Alright everybody calm down. So what you guys all talking about anyways?" Zell questioned trying to look like he didn't know anything.
"You know, you and Selphie. Fuck man, I wish I could be you, ya lucky dog!" A young man exclaimed.
"And you got this information from where?" Zell asked as he started getting embarrassed.
"Dunno Mr. Dintch, the whole garden has been talking about you this morning." He answered as he sat back down.
"Nida, you can take my class for me today." Zell ordered as he started walking out of the gym.
"Going back for more...what a guy." Somebody stated as Zell just closed the doors.
"Geez, I never thought doing a girl would get me this much popularity." Zell mumbled to himself as he walked to Squall's house. Sephiroth, with Aeris by him walked past Zell.
"Nice night last night wasn't it?" Sephiroth said as he brushed by. Zell shook his head as he continued. He knocked on Squall's door.
"Fuck off." Squall's voice answered, but Zell barged in anyways. "Oh hey man, so you got with Selphie last night eh?" Squall asked as he played on his Ps2.
"So you heard too?" Zell sighed as he sat down and took the player two remote.
"Yeah, just as Rinoa came home last night, Tidus was running around, yelling about what he just saw." Squall explained.
"Yeah, it was pretty funny, I think everybody in the Garden heard him." Rinoa joked as she came around the doorway in her night shirt.
"That little cocksucker. He has a bigger mouth than I do!" Zell snapped.
"Hey if you're going to play then play. You're lagging." Squall grumbled.
"What game is this?" Zell asked.
"Gauntlet Dark Legacy, and that's my remote." Rinoa answered as she sat down and took the remote from Zell.
"Squall actually got you to play videogames?" Zell asked with much confusion.
"Not really, I just feel like being mean to you today." Rinoa joked as she handed Zell the remote back.
"Oh yeah Seifer is suppose to get Quistis today!" Zell exclaimed excitedly.
"I know he said he would be asking her out after her class was over. Zell, go gather all the guys, I bet they will want to see this." Squall ordered.
"Yeah this will be funny, Quistis told me that she would never date any Balamb guys, I think he is going to have a rough time." Rinoa implied.
"Alright, I'll go gather everybody, this is something we don't want to miss." Zell exclaimed as he ran off. He ran over to Tidus's dorm, hoping to get a chance to yell at him some. He busted Tidus's door in, and saw something he wasn't suppose to see.
"Oh Tidus!!!" Yuna was yelling as she and he were covered in sheets. Tidus who was on top turned around and saw Zell.
"Jesus Zell, is one night not enough for ya, gotta come in here too!?" Tidus barked.
"No sorry sorry..." Zell said as he turned around and covered his eyes. "Just wanted you too know, Seifer that one guy is going to ask Quistis out upstairs on the third floor in an hour. Just thought you should know."
"Hey, we'll be there. Now uhm, could you close the door, it's kinda drafty in here." Tidus gasped. Zell quickly left and slammed the door behind him.
"Ok, next let's see, oh yeah those girls." Zell rambled on, as he ran off to find their dorm. Trying to be careful, he knocked on the door. Nobody answered so he slowly opened the door. He walked around the corner looking around, he then slowly strolled into the bedroom. His face turned white as he just saw something he shouldn't have again.
"You pervert!" Yuffie screamed as she covered herself. Paine looked up and noticed him too, then Eiko.
"Hey sorry, I didn't mean to uhm sorry. I think I'll leave now..." Zell whimpered as he walked off.
"You liked what you saw didn't you?" Paine asked. Zell turned around nervously.
"Uhm, well I guess so. I've seen lots of lesbian pornos and uhm..." He started stuttering.
"Hmm...maybe you'd be interested in becoming a porn artist or something. Anyways what did you come to bother us about?" Paine questioned.
"Well ugh, Seifer is going to ask Quistis out, and I thought maybe you'd want to see." Zell explained.
"Why would we care about that?" Eiko asked impatiently.
"Trust me, you'll want to see it. And Paine next time I come I'll bring my video camera." Zell answered as he wandered off. "Well I guess the old hermit is next. Don't have to worry about nothing this time." Zell banged on Auron's door. "Hey old man! Open up!" Zell yelled. Still no answer, since the old man is by himself nothing could possibly be happening. So Zell barged in, he heard some sound in the bathroom. Then Zell heard Auron yelling in the bathroom. "Oh damn, he's in trouble!" Zell exclaimed as he kicked in the bathroom door. Looking down he saw the old man sitting on the toilet, and Auron looked up at him with the most horrifying expression Zell had ever seen. Next thing heard was...
"Get the fuck out of here you little pervert. I swear I'll kill you the..." Zell left before the old man finished grumbling, but before he left he wrote down a note about Seifer and left it on the table. Then he stormed out just as he heard Auron stand up.
"Phew, I guess I'll rest a minute," mumbled Zell as he sat on a nearby bench. He looked down and saw that somebody wrote, Zell loves Selphie. "Kid's these days, oh well I guess it's time to laugh at Seifer. He went up the elevator to the third floor to watch Seifer's attempt.
Pretty hilarious chapter don't you think? Cmon people I haven't had a review in so long, somebody say something dammit!