Inu-rose: Hi everyone. Sorry I haven't been updating!!! I was busy with... things. ::sweatdrop::

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Inu-rose: On with the fic!

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Hiei's eyes widened at what he saw.

There were jaguars.

MANY. MANY. JAGUARS.

He grimaced. "Why in seven Hells are there JAGUARS in the Makai?" he thought, backing away from the cave.

'Thank Kami they're sleeping,' He thought.

ROAR...!

Correction, WERE sleeping.

A jaguar came out of nowhere and tried to pounce on Hiei, who was running away as fast as he could.

Apparently, the jaguars took this as an insult, and grew angry. They roared at the top of their lungs, and began the chase again.

'This is taking too long,' Hiei decided, 'I'll just finish them off with the Dragon of the Darkness Flame,'

He stopped running and was about to fire, when out of nowhere, Kurama popped out.

"Hiei! Stop!" he cried.

Hiei blinked. "What the Hell?" he asked, confused.

"You can't hurt them! They're a protected species!"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the authoress popped in. "Kurama, stop messing with the script!"

Hiei was still confused. "Why can't I hurt them again?"

Kurama sighed. "Because they're a protected species. Can't you read?" he asked, pointing to the sentence that states, "You can't hurt them! They're a protected species."

Inu-rose sweatdropped. "Ok, I think you just broke a fourth wall there,"

Hiei inpatiently tapped his foot. "Can we just get on with it already?!"

Inu-rose nodded. "Sure. Kurama, stop messing with the script. Hiei, do what you must."

Hearing this, Kurama and Inu-rose poofed back to where-ever they came from.

What was the point of that, you ask?

Well readers...

I have absolutley no clue. Let's continue, shall we?

So Hiei began his fire, and hit the jaguars.

He smirked as the big cats crackled in the flames.

Knowing he was victor, he walked over to the burnt animals and stomped on their ashes.

The stomping caused a little bit of sulfur to come up and tickle Hiei's nose.

Without warning, the fire demon hurdled forward in a rather loud sneeze.

"ACHOO!!!"

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Inu-rose: Muwahahahahaha! Hiei's allergic to sulfur. ::cackles evily::

Kurama: I can't believe you killed a protected species!

Inu-rose: ::rolls eyes:: Be thankful I didn't use foxes.

Kurama: ::points finger accusingly:: Bite your tongue!

Hiei: ::bites his tongue:: Damn it, Kurama! All that did was make me bleed! ...Mmm... blood...

Inu-rose: 0.0'' I need new friends. Anyhoo, please review!