AN - the mental image is hilarious. If only you could see what is going through my mind right now... by the way, i need 3 volunteers to be my Dorian Girls, you will see why.
I don't own Dorian, other characters, or the song. What a shame. I would dress them in pink frilly outfits and make them entertain me all day long. I just realised how demented i really am. It's scary.
(Dorian is wearing white trousers with DG on the back; in pink lettering. he has a white cane a white top hat to match.)
Dorian- Sawyer, can you handle this?
Skinner, can you handle this?
Nemo, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this
(He starts dancing rather.... provocatively...)
Barely move, I've arrived
Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly
Baddest guy, guy inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a sexy thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna
Dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better
If you gone
Dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly
If you gone
Dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully
If you like what you see
Move, groove, prove
You can hang with me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt,
It's time for takeoff
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you
Can handle this
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips,
Slap my thighs
Swing my hair,
Square my eyes
Lookin' hot,
Smellin' good
Groovin' like
I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder,
I blow you a kiss
Can you handle,
Handle this
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe
Move your body
Up and down
Make your booty
Touch the ground
I can't help but
Wonder why
Is my vibe too
Vibealacious for you,
Babe
I flaunt my money
At every chance
When I whip
With my hips you
Slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can
Handle all this jelly
That I have
Now let's cut a rug
While we scat some jazz
(in full performance mode, Dorian gets a little bit excited, and throws his hat into the crowd of screaming women)
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya, babe
(he takes a bow and departs from the stage.)