Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Wicked.
This is a parody on "Defying Gravity" from the Broadway musical, Wicked. It's also a parody on the way Hiei's hair stands straight up. In many fanfics I read that Hiei's hair "defies gravity," which is where I got this idea. Enjoy and please review!
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Scene:
Kurama and Hiei are facing off in Kurama's living room. Hiei has a metal fork in his hand and looks slightly blackened as if he had been burned. His hair is standing straight up and what looks like electricity is still crackling through it. Kurama is panting heavily, having just pulled Hiei away from the electric socket. Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Koenma are looking on through a window.
Kurama:
Hiei, why couldn't you have stayed calm for once, instead of playing with the electric socket?!
I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy now.
I hope you're happy how you've shocked your hair forever!
I hope you think you're clever!
Hiei:
I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy, too!
I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to meet the electrician!
Both:
So though I can't imagine how, I hope you're happy right now!
Kurama:
Hiei, listen to me. Just...say you're sorry.
You can still be with the Tentai.
What you've worked and waited for,
You can have all you ever wanted...
Hiei:
I know.
But I don't want it...no...I can't want it anymore.
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules of Lord Koenma's game
Too late for second guessing
Too late to go back and try
It's time I trust my instincts
Close my eyes and fry
It's time to try defying gravity
My hair will try defying gravity
And you can't comb it down
Kurama:
Can't I make you understand?
You're having delusions of height gain?
Hiei:
I'm through accepting shortness
'Cause the fool says it's so
Some things I cannot change
But till I fry I'll never know
Too long I've been afraid of losing height I guess I've lost
Well, if that's height, it comes at much too high a cost
I'd sooner buy defying gravity
Sayonara, bye bye, my hair's defying gravity
And you can't comb it down
Kurama, fry with me. Think of what we could do together.
Unlimited. Our hair length is unlimited. Our hair will give us height to do what we couldn't do, Kurama. Dreams the way we planned them...
Kurama:
If we work in tandem...
Both:
There's no fight we cannot win!
Just you and I defying gravity
Our hair will try defying gravity
They'll never comb it down!
Hiei:
Well, are you frying?
Kurama:
I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this...
Hiei:
You too. I hope it brings you bliss.
Both:
I really hope you get it, and you don't live to regret it.
I hope you're happy in the end. I hope you're happy my friend.
Hiei:
So if you care to find me, look to the darkened sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fry!
And if I'm frying solo, at least I'm frying free
To those who'd stop me, take a message back from me!
Tell them my hair is defying gravity!
I'm standing high, it's defying gravity!
And soon I'll match them and renown
And nobody in all Makai
No demon that will live or die
Is ever gonna comb it down!
Kurama:
I hope you're happy!
Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Koenma:
Look at him, he's frying! Stop him!
Hiei:
Comb it down!
Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Koenma:
No one mourns the singed hair! So we have to comb it...
Hiei:
AHHHHHH!
Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Koenma:
Down!