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Once Upon a Time in Konoha
Chapter Two: Scene One: Princess Sasuke
Spotlight
Poof!
A silver-haired man appeared, wearing a tunic...
And was that an olive branch tucked in his right ear?
"I am the all powerful and mighty Kakashi!" The man so boldly declared. He then started to laugh for no reason at all.
"Yo!" Kakashi finally said, collecting himself. He was pretty much amused to himself because he was actually a god, and had actually got the narrator part.
The tunic? Well, he didn't mind, not really...
The silver haired jounin pulled out a rather dusty and old book out of nowhere (It was not Come Come Paradise this time!), and began to read it.
"Once upon a time in the peaceful village of Konoha," Kakashi started, "There lived a beautiful princess..."
Poof!
Sasuke appeared...
Wearing a pink dress...
Yep, you got it right...
Sasuke was wearing a pink dress,
Complete with ruffles and laces, and all that stuff...
With an almost "adorable" scowl gracing his ever so adorable features...
Well, almost...
(Isn't he cute! : j)
Kakashi blinked, too distracted by the appearance of his student to even bother finishing the sentence.
"Err, Sasuke... What are you doing here? The princess should have appeared, a female," He glanced at the book once more, "Not the prince..."
Kakashi earned a death glare from the Uchiha prodigy.
"And what exactly are you doing in that dress?"
Another death glare...
Kakashi's face brightened up as he put the two facts together. "Unless...you...are... the princess?"
Another glare, followed by a scowl.
The silver-haired jounin could hardly suppress his reaction.
He politely excused himself, and went to the farthest corner.
Guess what he did...
Yep, Kakashi laughed, and laughed his heart out...
And boy! What an annoying laugh that was...
Sasuke, meanwhile, started hissing curses in his breath, while gripping the hem of his skirt.
Damn this pink dress!
Damn Kakashi-sensei!
Damn this princess thing!
Damn that book!
Damn the dobe who opened the book!
Speaking of the dobe, he better not show his face this time...
He would oh-so murder him....
After a minute or two, just as Sasuke was pondering on the most painful of ways to slowly murder Naruto, Kakashi appeared, face still red from laughing, and was still grinning maliciously.
"Jeez, Sasuke, what can I say? I'm.... speechless..."
Sasuke groaned, and shot his sensei one of those famous Uchiha glares. That's when he actually noticed that his sensei was wearing a tunic, and what the hell was that on his ear? His lips twisted into a malicious smile. "Kakashi-sensei, you ought to look at yourself first."
Kakashi, instead of being annoyed, actually smiled.
Sasuke gulped. That was not the reaction he expected...
"Neh, Sasuke, better a white tunic than a pink dress, right?"
Sasuke scowled once more.
"Besides, I am actually a god!" Kakashi laughed once more.
Any more of this, and he'll go insane, Sasuke thought. "Just. Go. On. With. The. Damn. Story."
"Okay." Kakashi breathed hard, forcing himself to be calm. "So in the peaceful village of Konoha, there lived a beautiful princess named..." He grinned at the Uchiha, "Sasuke."
A growl.
"Sasuke, that's not the right way for a girl, especially for a princess, to act." The jounin mockingly reprimanded his student.
"I DON'T CARE!" Sasuke roared, "Kakashi-sensei, the story?"
"Yeah, yeah, right. Don't shout at me like that! I am a god, you know! All those who dare defy the all powerful and mighty Kakashi will suffer!" Kakashi laughed once again.
"Yeah, a god of perverts..." Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Yeah, fine. Whatever."
Kakashi turned the next page of the book. "Now the princess was very pretty. She, or rather, he, hey whatever, had silky jet-black hair..."
A pause. He waited as those words sunk in. He wasn't disappointed.
A glare.
"Sparkling black eyes..."
Another pause.
Another glare.
"Skin as white as know..."
Another pause.
Another glare.
"With lips as red as a rose."
Another pause.
Another glare.
Kakashi smiled to himself. Torturing the usually stoic boy was so much fun... "The princess was so beautiful that both genders were drawn to her, err, him, whatever."
That's when Sasuke snapped, and started shouting at his sensei, respect and dignity, all forgotten. "Liar! Liar! That's not what the book said!"
"Say! You're right!" Kakashi sheepishly smiled, his eyes never leaving the book. "It only said the princess was sought by many, but it never specified what or who..."
Sasuke drew breath.
Kakashi is my sensei; I will not murder him...
I will not murder Kakashi-sensei...
I will not murder Kakashi-sensei...
One, Two, Three...
Sasuke tried hard to control his temper, and his non-existing patience.
But Kakashi wasn't finished. "But Sasuke, a princess is a "she" so the male population was drawn to her, but you're a "he" so it was the female population who was drawn to you, and you're also the princess... So literally, both genders were attracted to you, got it?"
There goes the remaining millimeter of his temper...
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sasuke brought out three kunais out of nowhere and threw them at the direction of his sensei...
Kakashi stepped away just in time, and retreated far away from the obviously irritated, annoyed, and furious Uchiha.
"So, as I was saying, everyone, I mean, almost everyone wanted to try it on the princess, as she, he, whatever, was quite a catch." Kakashi grinned. "They wanted to kiss the princess, hold the princess, and do rather pleasant things to the princess, to scr...."
Sasuke growled, for the –th time that day...
Not one of those dirty thoughts of his pervert-minded sensei again...
Aarggh...
What did he do to deserve such torture?
Three more kunais flew at Kakashi's direction, and as usual, he avoided them rather easily...
"Anyway, the princess had an older brother. At first, they got along pretty well. Yet as time passed by, the prince was envious of the attention the princess was getting, so..." Kakashi looked up at his student, "Sasuke, I'll just call you a she, okay. I mean you're the princess..."
But Sasuke wasn't listening anymore to what Kakashi was saying.
Brother?
He frowned, not liking the way his instincts were behaving...
Poof!
A taller version of Uchiha Sasuke appeared, wearing a gray cloak of some kind...
Sasuke grimaced, as his sharingan started. "Itachi!"
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What the hell is Itachi doing there? I'll explain in the next chapter...
Credits to my two reviewers (gomen! Can't remember their names...) who suggested that Kakashi would actually make a cool god of hentainess...
To all those who reviewed... THANKS!
Nah... that was my plan right from the start... Princess Sasuke and Prince Naruto! Certainly a cliché! Definitely not too predictable! Hey I know, Naruto would be so cute in a pink dress, but hell, Sasuke is definitely cuter! That's the whole point... Naruto doesn't have enough brain cells to figure out how to rescue the "princess"... and I agree, maybe it's because of ramen... Just imagine their reaction once they found out, plus the way to break the spell!!
All those suggestions about the characters... they're definitely hilarious! I'm actually laughing...:)
Ahm... this is a yaoi... Sasuke x Naruto pairing, so definitely no NaruHina nor SasuSaku... but if you don't like yaoi, it's still okay to read because I'm definitely assuring everyone that there would be no limeish nor lemon scenes in the succeeding chapters... yet... I'll just inform everyone when, okay...
It's a parody, mixed fairy tales...
What's a beta reader?
So, I think I answered generally all the reviews... Don't forget to review, okay... So, until next time...
Chapter out, hopefully, next week....
Once Upon a Time in Konoha
Chapter Two: Scene One: Princess Sasuke
Spotlight
Poof!
A silver-haired man appeared, wearing a tunic...
And was that an olive branch tucked in his right ear?
"I am the all powerful and mighty Kakashi!" The man so boldly declared. He then started to laugh for no reason at all.
"Yo!" Kakashi finally said, collecting himself. He was pretty much amused to himself because he was actually a god, and had actually got the narrator part.
The tunic? Well, he didn't mind, not really...
The silver haired jounin pulled out a rather dusty and old book out of nowhere (It was not Come Come Paradise this time!), and began to read it.
"Once upon a time in the peaceful village of Konoha," Kakashi started, "There lived a beautiful princess..."
Poof!
Sasuke appeared...
Wearing a pink dress...
Yep, you got it right...
Sasuke was wearing a pink dress,
Complete with ruffles and laces, and all that stuff...
With an almost "adorable" scowl gracing his ever so adorable features...
Well, almost...
(Isn't he cute! : j)
Kakashi blinked, too distracted by the appearance of his student to even bother finishing the sentence.
"Err, Sasuke... What are you doing here? The princess should have appeared, a female," He glanced at the book once more, "Not the prince..."
Kakashi earned a death glare from the Uchiha prodigy.
"And what exactly are you doing in that dress?"
Another death glare...
Kakashi's face brightened up as he put the two facts together. "Unless...you...are... the princess?"
Another glare, followed by a scowl.
The silver-haired jounin could hardly suppress his reaction.
He politely excused himself, and went to the farthest corner.
Guess what he did...
Yep, Kakashi laughed, and laughed his heart out...
And boy! What an annoying laugh that was...
Sasuke, meanwhile, started hissing curses in his breath, while gripping the hem of his skirt.
Damn this pink dress!
Damn Kakashi-sensei!
Damn this princess thing!
Damn that book!
Damn the dobe who opened the book!
Speaking of the dobe, he better not show his face this time...
He would oh-so murder him....
After a minute or two, just as Sasuke was pondering on the most painful of ways to slowly murder Naruto, Kakashi appeared, face still red from laughing, and was still grinning maliciously.
"Jeez, Sasuke, what can I say? I'm.... speechless..."
Sasuke groaned, and shot his sensei one of those famous Uchiha glares. That's when he actually noticed that his sensei was wearing a tunic, and what the hell was that on his ear? His lips twisted into a malicious smile. "Kakashi-sensei, you ought to look at yourself first."
Kakashi, instead of being annoyed, actually smiled.
Sasuke gulped. That was not the reaction he expected...
"Neh, Sasuke, better a white tunic than a pink dress, right?"
Sasuke scowled once more.
"Besides, I am actually a god!" Kakashi laughed once more.
Any more of this, and he'll go insane, Sasuke thought. "Just. Go. On. With. The. Damn. Story."
"Okay." Kakashi breathed hard, forcing himself to be calm. "So in the peaceful village of Konoha, there lived a beautiful princess named..." He grinned at the Uchiha, "Sasuke."
A growl.
"Sasuke, that's not the right way for a girl, especially for a princess, to act." The jounin mockingly reprimanded his student.
"I DON'T CARE!" Sasuke roared, "Kakashi-sensei, the story?"
"Yeah, yeah, right. Don't shout at me like that! I am a god, you know! All those who dare defy the all powerful and mighty Kakashi will suffer!" Kakashi laughed once again.
"Yeah, a god of perverts..." Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Yeah, fine. Whatever."
Kakashi turned the next page of the book. "Now the princess was very pretty. She, or rather, he, hey whatever, had silky jet-black hair..."
A pause. He waited as those words sunk in. He wasn't disappointed.
A glare.
"Sparkling black eyes..."
Another pause.
Another glare.
"Skin as white as know..."
Another pause.
Another glare.
"With lips as red as a rose."
Another pause.
Another glare.
Kakashi smiled to himself. Torturing the usually stoic boy was so much fun... "The princess was so beautiful that both genders were drawn to her, err, him, whatever."
That's when Sasuke snapped, and started shouting at his sensei, respect and dignity, all forgotten. "Liar! Liar! That's not what the book said!"
"Say! You're right!" Kakashi sheepishly smiled, his eyes never leaving the book. "It only said the princess was sought by many, but it never specified what or who..."
Sasuke drew breath.
Kakashi is my sensei; I will not murder him...
I will not murder Kakashi-sensei...
I will not murder Kakashi-sensei...
One, Two, Three...
Sasuke tried hard to control his temper, and his non-existing patience.
But Kakashi wasn't finished. "But Sasuke, a princess is a "she" so the male population was drawn to her, but you're a "he" so it was the female population who was drawn to you, and you're also the princess... So literally, both genders were attracted to you, got it?"
There goes the remaining millimeter of his temper...
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sasuke brought out three kunais out of nowhere and threw them at the direction of his sensei...
Kakashi stepped away just in time, and retreated far away from the obviously irritated, annoyed, and furious Uchiha.
"So, as I was saying, everyone, I mean, almost everyone wanted to try it on the princess, as she, he, whatever, was quite a catch." Kakashi grinned. "They wanted to kiss the princess, hold the princess, and do rather pleasant things to the princess, to scr...."
Sasuke growled, for the –th time that day...
Not one of those dirty thoughts of his pervert-minded sensei again...
Aarggh...
What did he do to deserve such torture?
Three more kunais flew at Kakashi's direction, and as usual, he avoided them rather easily...
"Anyway, the princess had an older brother. At first, they got along pretty well. Yet as time passed by, the prince was envious of the attention the princess was getting, so..." Kakashi looked up at his student, "Sasuke, I'll just call you a she, okay. I mean you're the princess..."
But Sasuke wasn't listening anymore to what Kakashi was saying.
Brother?
He frowned, not liking the way his instincts were behaving...
Poof!
A taller version of Uchiha Sasuke appeared, wearing a gray cloak of some kind...
Sasuke grimaced, as his sharingan started. "Itachi!"
---------------------
What the hell is Itachi doing there? I'll explain in the next chapter...
Credits to my two reviewers (gomen! Can't remember their names...) who suggested that Kakashi would actually make a cool god of hentainess...
To all those who reviewed... THANKS!
Nah... that was my plan right from the start... Princess Sasuke and Prince Naruto! Certainly a cliché! Definitely not too predictable! Hey I know, Naruto would be so cute in a pink dress, but hell, Sasuke is definitely cuter! That's the whole point... Naruto doesn't have enough brain cells to figure out how to rescue the "princess"... and I agree, maybe it's because of ramen... Just imagine their reaction once they found out, plus the way to break the spell!!
All those suggestions about the characters... they're definitely hilarious! I'm actually laughing...:)
Ahm... this is a yaoi... Sasuke x Naruto pairing, so definitely no NaruHina nor SasuSaku... but if you don't like yaoi, it's still okay to read because I'm definitely assuring everyone that there would be no limeish nor lemon scenes in the succeeding chapters... yet... I'll just inform everyone when, okay...
It's a parody, mixed fairy tales...
What's a beta reader?
So, I think I answered generally all the reviews... Don't forget to review, okay... So, until next time...
Chapter out, hopefully, next week....