Chapter 2: Goldberg
"Helloooo hockey world! This is Greg Goldberg, along with my partner, Will Thomas, and we're here to give you some A-1 hockey tonight. We have two of the best teams going at it: The Anaheim Mighty Ducks led by their goalie, Greg Goldberg....I mean, Julie the Cat, and the Colorado Avalanche led by that ever-potent forward, Adam Banks. How do you think he'll match up against veteran Sergi Federov on his first game here tonight?" Goldberg queried.
"Well, Greg, it'll be a great match up. The only question is: Will Adam Banks be able to rebound from his first 2 season career? He was the second line forward on the Lightning, behind the bench as they won 2 straight Stanley Cups. He pulled a ligament, got sent down, and is now coming up again tonight."
"Good question. And the so called "Julie the Cat" hasn't been performing since the recent loss in the Finals. Do you think she's another flash-in-theāpan, another Jean-Sebastian Giggere that had only one season of fame?"
