Kai: (grins) Yay more random Swat Kats poems! This time it's Hard Drive's turn.

T-Bone: You wrote a poem about Hard Drive, of all people!!

Kai: (rolls eyes) So, and your point? I even have two versions of the poem for some odd reason.

Razor: How could you though, I'm more of a techy genius then he is.

Kai: Jealous are we Razor?

Razor: (shifty-eyed) No…

Hard Drive: Yes you are, and by the way I'm way more of a genius then you are AND I have an accent.

Razor: (goes and pouts in a corner) I'm still better then you and Kai likes me better!

T-Bone: (nods) Sorry Hard Drive, I gotta side with Razor on this one.

Hard Drive: You would.

Kai: Can we PLEASE just do the bloody disclaimer and be done with it?

All: NO!!!

Kai: (throws hands up) Whatever! I don't own Swat Kats, but I can not be held responsible for what I plan to do to them if they don't knock it off.

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Hard Drive

By: Kai Celiera

Sparks of electricity

Fly off his surge suit in sheets

Illuminating the night sky like a thunderstorm in July

He waits for his prey to come

Zipping through the sky

So he can strike them down

With one single volt

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Kai: Well there you have it, version 2.0

Hard Drive: You know, it really didn't change that much

Kai: So…

Razor: And you ripped off the same disclaimer that was on the other one.

Kai: (twitches) So….what more do you people want from me?

T-Bone: (backs away from Kai) Not to get you angry

Razor: (suddenly thinks of his predicament in Kai's other fan fic) Yes I agree with T-Bone (nod nod)

Kai: Good. Please R&R!