Gah, felt I needed to write a fan fic, and this is what appeared 0.0 I haven't written in quite a while, so my writing skills aren't up to scratch, plus it was 2:00 am. Anyhoo, hopefully the next chapter will be a bit better language-wise. Enjoy.

Oh, and it's a Fruits Basket/Final Fantasy VII crossover, with lots of Reno! Kweeeeh! Suggestions are very much appreciated. Thankies-

Disclaimer: Amazingly, I do not own Furuba and FFVII… yet. Shoking, isn't it?! They belong to Natsuki Takaya and the almighty Squaresoft.

Chapter One: Reno's Mistake

Kisa pulled the blanket over her shoulders and looked at Tohru. "Sissy, this is going to be fun," she smiled.

Tohru smiled back at the sweet torá. "Yup! Of course it will be!"

Because of renovations back at the main house, Shigure had offered to make room in his own house for four of the Zodiac members – Hatsuharu, Hiro, Kagura and Kisa – for the next week or so. Akito hadn't been too happy about the idea, but the fact that she had a soft spot for Shigure had finally made her give in (yes, I said 'she').

Kisa's eyelids grew heavy and she immediately knew that she would have a good night's sleep.

How wrong she was.

Reno slammed his head against the bench and giggled. The empty beer bottle fell out of his limp hand and rolled across the floor.

Raising his head, Reno waved his hand madly through the air. "Ooohhraaa heyy! I waaant more of daaaat … … fizzy ssstuuff!"

The bartender sighed and strode over to the Turk. "I'm sorry, sir. I think you've had enough tonight…"

Reno snarled and swiped at the bartender's collar, barely missing him. "Heeey! I waare ssaid I wwant more now! Dammit! Heeeey, faeries!"

"Reno, listen, you're a good customer and all, you're here every night, hell, you're here whenever you have free time, but really…"

"Fine!" Reno hastily stood up, knocking over the stool. He pointed an accusing finger at the barkeep but decided it was too much trouble. "I'mar going home."

Reno stepped out into the warm, night air. He stood in the same spot for a while, apparently thinking. Finally, he decided it was best to take a short cut and began to stagger along the dirt road. Eventually he was turning off and heading into a junk yard.

He stumbled over bits of broken machinery, cursing loudly, when a sharp piece of metal stuck itself into his leg. With a surprised yelp, Reno twisted to grab his injured calf and began to fall. He felt his back starting to hit the ground when a blue light tore up and around him, blinding his already unfocused eyes.

As quickly as it appeared, the light was gone. Reno blinked and sat up in brief confusion, failing to notice he was no longer in the junkyard. Muttering senselessly, Reno got to his feet and carried on.

He plodded along, humming to himself, then stopped quickly to avoid running into a tree. Looking up, he realised that there was a whole forest of trees sitting before him.

Reno's brow furrowed. "H-Heeeey!" he said out loud. "This forest wasn't in Midgar before! Aaand talking trees at that!" To make sure the tree was real, Reno pressed his ear against it, frowning. Finally, he trudged on through the forest, tearing at the twigs that scratched at his face. Arms flailing, he suddenly realised that he was falling down a hill and that there were no more trees to talk to. He blinked and looked up and the single house now sitting before him.

Kisa's eyes snapped open and it took her a few moments to realise that she was sleeping in Tohru's room, not her own back at home. She sat up as her stomach growled. Tiptoeing from the room, she carefully made her way down the stairs and towards the kitchen.

Reno studied the paper doors with utter amusement. He had already made several holes through the door from poking and prodding at it. He peeked through one of the holes he had made but couldn't see much. He attempted to pull the door open, before he discovered it was meant to slide open. He waltzed inside and looked around.

At that moment, Kisa walked past the living room, on her way to get something to eat. She stopped abruptly and stared wide-eyed at the intruder. "Wha…?" He was quite skinny and was wearing an unbuttoned blue jacket and blue pants, the jacket looking like it had never been near an ironing board in its life. His white shirt was untucked and even unbuttoned part way down. He had long, messy, red hair that was pulled back in a low ponytail.

He looked over at Kisa and blinked.

Reno tilted his head as thoughts began to process through his drunken mind. Girl standing in same room as self. Girl is young, young equals sexy. Reno grinned as an idea began to form in his head.

He stumbled towards Kisa. Kisa took a step back, her heart starting to speed up. She noticed that his eyes were blurry and unfocused. He was drunk.

"No…" she squeaked, too terrified to talk properly.

"Yooo are girl, yes?" Reno asked, still advancing towards her.

"What do you wa…" Kisa was unable to finish because Reno had suddenly tripped forward and grabbed her for support. Both thudded onto the carpet, Reno's body covering Kisa's. Kisa blinked as a familiar sensation coursed through her body.

POOF!!

Reno looked down at the small, yellow tiger he was now lying on top of. He burst into peals of laughter. "Ahaha! She just turned into a CAT!"

Kisa snarled, showing her fangs. "Get off me!"

Reno ignored her, he was much too busy laughing.

Growling, Kisa flexed her claws and dug them deep into Reno's chest. Eyes wide, Reno screamed and jumped up. He ran about the room, Kisa holding on for dear life. "Ahhh Crap! The thing has knives!"

Tohru walked into the room, rubbing her eyes. "Kisa? You okay? I thought I heard something…"

In a blind panic, Reno ran straight into Tohru, instantly knocking her unconscious.

"Sissy!" Kisa cried, leaping off Reno and running over to Tohru. Seeing the unconscious onigiri, the tiger ran on to find help.

"Heeeyy, talking cat! Whereaar you going?" Reno stopped flailing around and looked down at Tohru. Kneeling down, he studied her for a few moments then gasped. "OH MY GOSH, I KILLED HER! BREATHE GIRL, BREATHE!"

Reno leaned over her, trying to remember what he had learnt about CPR. In his drunken state, he placed his hands on her breasts and bent his face down until his mouth covered hers.

It was at that point when Yuki, Kyo and Haru burst into the room, looking at the scene with Reno and Tohru in utter horror.