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A blond-haired shinobi lay immobile on the floor, curled up like a fox, obviously enjoying his sleep. He moved to his left, then to his right... (Okay, he just moved, got that...) The said blonde sat up, muttering something about his bed being rigid, and something about a nice cup of ramen. He yawned, rubbed his eyes, with a rather cute pout adoring his cheeks (something to rival the Uchiha's adorable scowl... yaay!). Sparkling clear blue eyes opened at once.
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Naruto just stared...
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And stared some more...
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He looked around, pinched his skin, and slapped his face, just to convince himself that he was still in dreamland....
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He felt something.... So that only means...
Naruto's eyes widened in realization.
So that only means....
"WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The blonde cried, running around in circles, obviously in panic... "Where am I? WAH! Where am I? WAH!" The last thing he remembered was that he was in the old hag's office... Then Sasuke said something....
"WAH!" It was that Uchiha's fault... He said something... Maybe an incantation, a jutsu, a seal, or that sort...He did something that transported Naruto here... Sasuke was too jealous of him... Because he was stronger that him... Right... First, he tried to kill him... (He had blur recollections of being roughly pushed down the floor... Not that, you perverts....) Now, he did this...WAH!!! That bastard... He'll pay... WAH!!! What would happen to him? No one around... No ramen... WAH! NO RAMEN! He'll get sick... He'll eventually die because of no ramen... Then he wouldn't be the Sixth Hokage... WAH! He wouldn't let this to happen! He couldn't let this thing to happen! WAH!
Oh well, the extremities of Naruto's imagination....
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"Shut-up, kid..."
Naruto blinked. He turned around to see his sensei....
His sensei... Yeah, right... What was he doing here anyway?
Wait... Was that Kakashi-sensei in a white tunic, with that olive branch tucked into his right (or was it left? Never mind...) ear, with an irritated grin behind his mask...
Naruto blinked once more... Maybe he was still in dreamland after all...
But what was a white tunic- clad Kakashi-sensei doing in his dreams? Yaay...
Sigh... Here we go again....
"WAH!" Naruto once again started to run in circles. "Pervert! Get away from me pervert! WAH!"
Kakashi sighed. What could be expected from a noisy, hyperactive blonde?
At least Naruto didn't ask why... :)
"Naruto, shut up!"
Naruto stopped to look once more at his sensei. "Why are you wearing that?" He pointed an accusing finger at the said tunic... "Pervert..." He muttered as an aftermath...
Okay, let me rephrase what I said earlier... At least Naruto didn't first ask why...
Anyway...
Kakashi, as always, brightened up like a puppy, and answered the question with the same I'm-a-god-don't-dare-defy-me-speech... Oh well, we could skip that part...
Naruto rolled his eyes. A god? What was that? Weird... Good thing he had enough sense left to ask where the hell they were at the moment...
"You brought us all here, brat." Kakashi coolly replied, as he opened the book and started reading, pausing once in a while to look at Naruto.
Oh well, back to business...
Naruto's mouth meanwhile, gaped open, as he remembered (finally!) what happened... He then looked questionably at his sensei, who was still busy scrutinizing him.... "What!"
"Naruto." Kakashi started, closing the book.
Naruto gulped. Why the hell did Kakashi sound too serious?
"Naruto." Kakashi continued, walking towards his student.
What? Naruto's insides screamed... Were they stuck here forever? Was there no way out? Was the old hag lying? Was he sick? Was... Was he dying?
Did he have to die?
What?
"Naruto..."
Naruto's heart began to pound heavily against his chest. What did he do? What would happen to them? Just break the news, damn it...
"Naruto..."
"What... What exactly are you doing here?"
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Okay... give Naruto a few more seconds before those words sunk in...
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"Nani!" The blonde screamed. "What do you mean watexactlyareyadoinhere?" He backed away from his sensei. "What are you? Mental?"
"You just told me we're here because of that book, damn it!"
Kakashi shook his head. "Naruto, you're not supposed to appear yet... According to this book," He opened the said damn cursed book, as quoted by dear Princess Sasuke, "The so-called prince should have appeared..."
Naruto looked blankly at the silver-haired jounin before him as though he'd just proudly proclaimed that he stopped reading all those perverted books of his...
Or he started walking around the village without his facemask...
If ever that would happen... If ever that point of time will come...
Prince? What was his sensei talking about?
"But since the princess was a he, so basically the prince should be..."
Okay, did he just hear the words prince and princess... again? What was his sensei on about? Did his sensei hit his head on a wall; had a memory relapse, or something?
"Oh my god..." Kakashi's mouth gaped open, as once again, he finally comprehended what was supposed to happen in the story...
Keyword: Finally...
Jeez, excuse Kakashi for being slow these days... I guess the god business was slowly getting into him... Anyway...
"Oh my god..." Kakashi stood rigid in shock, "Don't tell me you're the so-called prince... and the princes was, and the princess was..."
Naruto blinked. A prince? Seriously, did Kakashi-sensei really hit his head harder this time? "I am?"
A few minutes of silence... And then,
"Mwwah hah hah hahah ha aha ha hah ha"
Jeez, see how our favorite pervert jounin took the news...
He was really, as in really laughing his heart out... And boy! It was even more annoying than the last time...
Who wouldn't?
Naruto, meanwhile, was freaking out... Talk about walls and memory relapses...
I mean it's not everyday that you see your sensei laughing like that, as in laughing like that, with Kakashi's face red from laughing a little too much, and puffed, obviously from the lack of oxygen into his system...
Hey, it's not everyday you realize something like that, either...
So, anyway... After some blah blah blah blah minutes... I'm not counting this time...
"Oh boy! I love my job!" Kakashi cried, stretching his arms. He then grinned at Naruto who was getting nervous every minute. "Oh well, better go on with the story..."
"So after a hundred years, the destined one was born, tasked to break the spell and save the princess from the wicked clutches of evil..."
"He was named..." Kakashi looked at Naruto fondly, "Naruto..."
"Nani!!!" As dear Sasuke said it... Anymore of this and he'll seriously be insane...
"The boy's mother died giving birth to him, and well the father, for no reason at all... Okay, it wasn't stated here... Wait, it was... The father remarried again because he knew the boy needed a mother, but then after a year, the boy's father had an accident and died, so the boy got to stay with his stepmother, who got hitched again, but then after a year the stepmother died, I guess she died because of a mysterious disease... Three deaths...Wow that was tragic..."
Naruto's eyes were widening each minute. Would somebody mind explaining everything to him?
Wait, would somebody please explain?
"So in short, Naruto had no choice but to stay with the hubby of his stepmother, who died also... Okay, that was really tragic... Four deaths... I guessed I should have skipped that part, huh, Naruto..."
Naruto could only nod in confusion. In such state of mind, what was there to say anyway?
"Now, the husband of Naruto's stepmother left behind two sons. So Naruto had to live with two of his, well, I'm not sure what to call them, I mean they're not exactly your brothers, right..." Kakashi shrugged, and turn to Naruto. He grinned in a devious way... Okay, Naruto didn't seem to notice the grin... The mask perfectly hid it.
"Naruto, are you still there?"
Okay, he could say that again... Naruto looked like....
Well, I didn't know exactly how to describe how he looked as of the moment... He looked actually shocked, confused, dazed, and a little too disoriented.... A very frightening combination... A very funny one too...
"Hey, Naruto," Kakashi repeated, amusement still evident in his voice, "Are you still there?"
"Uh-huh." Naruto nodded in confirmation, though one could still see in his unfocussed clear blue eyes his apparent confusion.
Kakashi grinned once more. Naruto seemed to struggle between the realms of consciousness and passing out... He vividly remembered Sasuke's aggressive reaction... Honestly speaking, that was the kind of reaction he expected from the hyperactive brat... This was the reaction he thought he'd see from the usually stoic boy... Seemed like those two swapped roles this morning...
And to say, this was only because of the exposition... Wait till they reached the climax part...
Kakashi could barely suppress a laugh when he imagined their faces once they found who they were... And what they were, ehem, about to do...
Because right now, Kakashi already knew...
Well, as if they haven't done it before... (The "incident" at the Academy...), They just have to do it "properly" this time...
"So Naruto, I should just say that they were your stepbrothers okay?"
Poof!
A very annoyed Shikamaru and a baffled Chouji appeared. Shikamaru wore a cloak, quite similar to what Itachi wore, while Chouji wore what looked like, well, a Humpty Dumpy suit...
Naruto gave one good look at Shikamaru, then at Chouji, and finally, at his sensei...
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Naruto rolled his eyes.
That was when he passed out...
"How troublesome..." Shikamaru complained, as he yawned and went back to sleep.