Kaito Plus The Sims Equals Bad

By Shyro Foxfeather

"Hey guys!" Kaito called as he met the group of one faulty detective, one creepy crypt-keeper, and one female crushee at the schoolyard. "Guess what?"

Hakuba remained critically silent.

Kaito sweatdropped.

"What?" Asked Aoko.

"Well, yesterday my uncle sent me that popular Gaijin video game, you know, the Sims."

"Sugoi!" Aoko grinned. Almost everyone had heard of the Sims by now and it was a widely popular amongst the High School Students. Aoko's father refused to buy it for her as he'd heard some false information that it contained 'explicit content'. This meant she could play it at Kaito's house!

"Did you create us then?" Akako asked, as she looked him over… Which was scary.

"Yeah… I did." Kaito looked nervous. Which was never a good thing.

"Well?" Hakuba queried.

"Mini-Hakuba insisted on the 'Hamlet' wallpaper and you'll never guess what happened…"

"Kaito. On those games the characters have no choice over what you put in their houses. How could my character have insisted?" Hakuba deadpanned.

Silence. They all looked to Kuroba.

"Fine! It just seemed like something you'd choose! Honestly." Kaito frowned.

"Okay… So what happened?" Aoko said.

"Oh, well me and Hakuba are Gay lovers!"

This was immediately met by loud choking noises coming from Hakuba's general direction, a gaping jawed Aoko, and a saucer-eyed Akako.

"Apparently, Hamlet makes you gay…" Kaito snickered.

Later that day...

"And today in English class," Ms. Akutenshi paused for suspense from the deadened classroom, "We'll be reading the famous American novel 'Hamlet' by William Shakespeare."

Hakuba immediately set about a bout of coughing.

Kaito abruptly stood from his chair making it fly back and slam into Aoko's desk (Because she sat behind him) before tearing, much like a bat out of hell, away from the classroom yelling, "The American's are making us gay!!!"

Owari

Disclaimer: Chaos, Logic, and myself lay no claim upon Detective Conan and are thus sadly disappointed in our Evil Genius tactics.

I have no qualms with gay people, and I am not homophobic. I, in fact, am a big fan of Gravitation and enjoy Hakuba/Kaito pairings.

And yes, there IS a wallpaper on the Sims called Hamlet, that makes you gay. I created a house for some people at school I hate and put it all through their house… With creepy clown paintings. They're both female by the way. Snickers