Kaito Plus The Sims Equals Bad (Sequel)
By Shyro Foxfeather
Akako raced into the classroom with a gleeful expression on her face.
"Hakuba!!" She hollered as she ran over.
Hakuba, at being disturbed from his novel, looked up in annoyance. He opened his mouth to speak.
"You and your gay lover Kaito adopted a kid!"
He promptly ate his words as his mouth shut with a small click.
Apparently the rest of the class hadn't heard of Kaito's Simulation characters and thus bombarded the poor detective with comments like:
"Is it true?"
"Oh Haku-chan! How could you betray my love for you!?"
"Hakuba you dog!!"
Kaito walked into the room cheerily, "And I've got pictures!" He announced.
Everyone's, and I MEAN everyone's, eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.
Everyone was quite sore to find out he only meant the Sims. Some were even in denial about it and were convinced that Hakuba and Kaito belonged together. Some girls in back went off to draw a doujinshi about the both after being inspired by the morning's events.
Kaito looked cross and poked Hakuba in the chest, "You just HAD to name him 'Sherlock' didn't you?" He grumped before stalking off to sit in his seat and sulk.
Owari
Disclaimer: Chaos, Logic, and myself lay no claim upon Detective Conan and are thus sadly disappointed in our Evil Genius tactics.
Well… I got The Sims for Christmas and Goover came over and… She showed me Hamlet… Yeah. Snickers
Much chanting of "Jump in the plothole!" as well…