Passing Notes
A/N: Ooh .. I got 18 reviews. :-) You guys make me so happy. Ahh, well, I've decided to make another chapter because I've gotten some requests. This chapter doesn't quite satisfy me but you guys made me so happy. I'm so happy, seriously. I owe you all some hugs.
Disclaimer: If I was JK Rowling, I'd be reeeaall famous for being on FFNet. Sadly, I am not, she owns all HP Characters and such. Yay for her, Boo for me. :-(
DETENTION
(assignment -- write a 2000 word essay on the importance of Potions class; then write I WILL NOT PASS NOTES 200 times.)
-----James to Lily (with Sirius)-----
Ooooh ..... I'm soo-ooo-ooo bored!!
The Professor will catch us ... stop writing to me.
Nonsense, he's sleeping. Can you not hear his snores? It's like theres a party going on in his nose! Not to worry, Lilykins.
Don't call me Lilykins.
Don't be in such a bad mood.
Stop writing to me.
Then go to Hogsmeade with me next month.
No.
Then I will keep writing to you until you say 'yes.'
You'll never get a yes.
You never know, you might fall for my wit and charm.
Stop smiling at me!!!
I can see you are already falling for my smile. You're so cute when you're upset.
I won't be cute after I'm through with you!!
Is Jamesie stalking you?
What do you think? I need a restraining order with this boy...
SIRIUS! STOP READING OUR NOTES AND GIVE THE DAMN THING TO LILY.
Awww...but Prongsie!! I wanted to join in the fun!
I don't care ... why must you read every note that comes by you?
Because I feel like it, and I can. So har!
Har?
Don't give the paper back to ME. You guys were doing fine arguing amongst yourselves.
Who said I wanted to talk to Sirius?
I can see where I'm not wanted.
Good.. be gone then.
That was a little cruel to do to your best mate.
'Twas not cruel, flower. Will you go out with me? :D
No. Stop asking me. Do you ever listen?
I think it would be my turn to point out that there is nothing to listen to, as we are passing notes and not talking.
James, you tire me.
I can't help it if you can't keep up. There's something on your face and body!!
Stop grinning, no there isn't.
Yes there is, my eyes.
Wipe that smirk off your face. Okay, you got me...I've been in love with you for a long time, but I'm hiding it from everyone else.
Really?
No. I was being sarcastic.
You can't tell with notes. Come on Lily, every girl wants to date me!
I'm a girl aren't I? I don't want to date you, do I? Not every girl wants to date you, James.
Obviously, or I'd be snogging you senseless in my dorm room, alone, with the lights off. ::cough::
Potter...I really don't want to think about that. Ugh .. I will never go out with you and your big head.
Care to deflate it?
It cannot be deflated. It's much too large.
Hey, I happen to like my large head and it's charming, good-looking facial features.
Wow...And it gets bigger...I thought your head couldn'tget any larger. Obviously, I was wrong.
So I cannot appreciate the good looks my mum and dad have given to me?
I cannot take much more. Sod off, James.
Bye Lilsm.
-----Sirius to Lily (with James)-----
Are you guys .... together yet? Yes?
No, Sirius, we are not.
Such a shame.
No, not really. Finish your assignment....everyone writes to me .. I'd like to get this done.
YOU haven't been working on it. You were much too involved in talking to Jamesie.
Stop winking at me.
I'm just trying to hint at you.
Hint at what?
That you and James would be perfect for each other.
I don't feel that way.
Oh come on, you must feel something for his ... charm and intellect.
You must be joking. He's desperate and he tries too hard and the only thing he loves is himself and his looks.
I DO NOT! AND I AM NOT DESPERATE. I can get any girl I want, but I have to choose someone as resistant as you, Lilydear.
James, you are such a hypocrite. And no, you cannot get any girl you want, because all the girls want me. Go away. As you implied to me, 'No one wants to talk to you.'
Of course you want to talk to me. I am James, after all. Everyone wants to talk to me.
See what I mean? There goes his arrogance again. His head is so big, and yours is too, Sirius.
You don't think he is adorable?
Yeah, I'm adorable, am I not?
You're not helping with the big-headedness issue, Sirius.
Oh, right. Go away James.
No.
I'll do you all a favor and rip this note up. Don't write to me anymore. I'm trying to finish.
I love you, too.
Is she not talking to us anymore?
------Sirius to Remus (with James)-----
You're actually doing your work?! ::gasp::
I'd like to finish, Sirius. Leave me alone.
You amaze me. Actually doing your work.
I'm almost done, too. So stop sending me bloody notes in that paper airplane thing.
Detention is so boring though! ... wait a minute, you're almost done?!??
Remus is almost done?!?
Look who decides to read notes that come his way.
I'm bored, though.
Aren't we all? Reeemmuuus?
What?
I don't know.
Sirius, you're drooling. On your desk.
Mmph. Happens all the time. I need another girlfriend.
I think you've already dated every girl, 3rd year and up. Besides Lily.
Oh... should I go for the 2nd years then?
Sometimes I just don't understand you, Sirius.
DO. NOT. WRITE. BACK.
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(Remus and Lily managed to finish their detention assignment. As for James and Sirius--they are probably still trying to finish it right now.)
A/N: Another rather....interesting thing. Yeah. Now review...again. :D Not as satisfying .. but boredom somtimes gets to you.
Thank-You's: I most definitely have to thank all my reviewers. I'm squealing in glee.
Sammy (You added me in favorite authors and stories! ::dies:: Thank you so much); Carly; Cherry Chalk (That's a brilliant idea! My friends and I have actually put them in pencil cases and passed them around. They'll never know.); Freckleface247; BabyD4Lyfe (I'm in your fav. stories, yipee!); HarrysAnEmoKid (I used your idea for the detention thing, hehe, thank you for reviewing :-D); Ana; Alicia; Insanity-for-two (Ahhh! Again, I'm added to a fav. stories list. You make me smile. :-D); Forever-FallenAngel; xLorix; LilyEvansPotter4456; KMK; cariemnneayra (Favorite stories list,it makes me happy!); SweetSouthernGal (The notes are very interesting to read, months and years later. We had some err .. very innapropriate stuff written in some. At least we barely ever got caught! XP); PhoebeLightning (Thank you for the review and adding me to your favorite stories list. I need a hug.); bigsmileygirl3; and Alicia
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