A/N: Third chapter. :o) I thought that I would make it and then put both stories up. This is going to be a very quick chapter from James to Lily. Oh, and by the way, I am only going to add to this when ... I need inspiring or I'm bored, okay? And lots of reviews inspire me! ::cough cough:: ;-)
Disclaimer: I am so obviously not Jo Rowling. Darn.
HISTORY OF MAGIC
James to Lily
Can Binns get any older?
He's a ghost, James.
Yeah, but he must've been really old when he died. Look at him. And those wrinkles. Ew
Do you enjoy making fun of physical appearances?
Sometimes. Especially when they're old, like Binns.
I can't believe you.
What????!? Even Remus is falling asleep with that droning, monotonous voice of his.
Change subject, please. Something that won't land us with detention. And preferably not about a Professor, either.
Sorry. Um...you're looking quite dazzling in your outfit today.
I wear the same kind of robe everyday... and I didn't want you to hit on me
Aww why not?
Like I said hundreds of times. I DO NOT LIKE YOU JAMES POTTER.
Oh, come on. One of these days we might just have a baby boy and get married.
Don't write to me.
But Lils -- I have composed some notes for you.
Amuse me.
Do you want to see them?
No, I'd rather not.
Okay, here they are ::
4 Reasons Lily Should Date James.
1. I'm looking really good.
2. I saved a smile for you if you say yes -- a special smile.
3. You're looking really swell.
4. We were meant for each other.
James, I cannot believe this.
4 Reasons Lily Will Not Date James
1. You're conceited.
2. You have a big head with an even bigger ego.
3. You're shallow.
4. You think all the girls in school want you. And 'tis not true, Potter.
Nice, Lily-Dear.
That should explain some things. Before you try to hit on me, at least don't talk about yourself everytime.
Splendid idea!
I don't like you.
I know.
Then why try?
Because you're Lily and you're a challenge and challenges are fun.
So I'm a game of yours, huh? Amusing.
No!! I meant that ... I dunno what I meant.
So you don't know why you like me?
I know you're beautiful and smart and funny and being a challenge makes it all better.
You scare me a lot.
I think I'm starting to scare myself. So...How about the Three Broomsticks, me and you, next month?
(Lily managed to take the note and rip it up. Again.)
A/N: Simple. Short. Unsatisfying, but satisfying. If that made any sense. Review please, and again, no flames. :-)