Passing Notes
A/N: .. I'm so sorry. I haven't updatesd this is over three weeks! Ahhh! I seem to have come over a HUGE case of writer's block. It happened while I was pre-writing one of my stories (which hasn't gotten past the first chapter, as of now) .. when I just suddenly had nothing to write. So I sat there and stared at the screen until my mom yelled at me about radiation. I've also been reading stories instead of writing. Heh. I'm so sorry I haven't updated, and I will try to keep updated. I have a bunch of story plans all .. planned out in my notebook, and I alsohave little notes on a different page when I suddenly get an idea. Again, I'm sorry for not updating sooner .. but I will try to keep up now! (Reviewing also helps me type faster :D )
Disclaimer: ... If you haven't got that I do not own Harry Potter or its characters in any way,then I don't know when you ever will.
TRANSFIGURATION
Sirius and James
Mr. Padfoot would like to request Mr. Prongs to write notes to him.
Mr. Prongs would like to know why the hell Mr. Padfoot is asking when he's going to be sending notes, anyways.
Mr. Padfoot would like to acknowledge Mr. Prongs's good point.
Mr. Prongs wou ... oh nevermind. Waddya want?
I dunno. What do you want?
You're the one who wrote to me, Sirius.
Ooohh .. yeaahh .. right. Hehe.
Seriously, what do you want?
... Siriusly!
Really now, you need to mature.
As if you are! Only to impress your dear Lilykins over there ... loooveee
Wow .. stop batting your eyelashes. It's weird.
Errm .. James, you should check out your hair.
I know, isn't it soft and just perfect? I love it. So soft, just the right style. It's great.
Oh shut up, you prat! I mean, look in a mirror or something.
Why?
Ahh .. no reason. You wouldn't be able to handle it, anyways.
... give me your mirror.
... holy ....
No need to scream, damn! And you fell out of the chair. Priceless. Priceless.
I suppose you thought it would be funny to turn my hair green. The whole bloody class is staring at me!
Well it wasn't ME. Why must you be so quick to assumptions?
Oh, you're right. I know for a fact that it was Snivellus ... and I KNOW THAT HE IS READING OVER MY SHOULDER AND AFTER CLASS I AM GOING TO HEX HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY.
That made him run quite far away. Just go ahead and hex him now! Why wait until after class?
Because I'm merciful and I will make him wait it out through class.
Or maybe it's because Lily's right over there and you don't want her to hate you anymore then she does.
One, NO, It's not about Lily. And two, Lily does not hate me. She is madly in love with me and is too afraid of commitment and too afraid to show how much she cares for me.
It's about Lily. Don't be caught up in denial now.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
No.
Yes.
Why are you so impossible?
You happen to be quite impossible also.
You drive me crazy sometimes.
The way you drive Lily crazy.
What do you want of me?
I don't know. Prove that you're not w-h-i-p-p-e-d.
I AM NOT WHIPPED.
Sure. Prove it.
And how would I do that?
Hex Snape .. in front of her face. They're right there by each other anyways. Now GO.
McGonagall is teaching.
Why should that matter? It's only a detention.
Fine. I'm going to make him bald.
Happy?
Lovely. Nice choice of words, also.
Well, Lily's furious. Thanks to you.
She isn't yours, mate. Besides, you got another detention. One more step forward to the all-time school record! YES!
Oh hell, Lily just sent me a note.
Ask her out then. You do enough times, already.
Shut up.
Lily to James
What the bloody hell was that?!?!
..I do not know what you are talking about, madear.
Don't play stupid with me, Potter. ...Wait, you don't have to play stupid, you already are.
Ouch.
What do you think you were doing being ... so ...cruel to Severus?
It wasn't cruel, Lily love. It was an elementary prank.
He's bald with little green spots on his skin. I'd consider that cruel.
It should grow back by next week! At least we know he doesn't have lice! .. He turned my hair GREEN!
Oh, the world is over. All you could've done was turn it back to your old colorand let it go.
Good point. Well, the past is in the past.
That was a mere two minutes ago!
... which would be in the past.
You're absurd.
Why do we always call each other certain adjectives? Oh well .. you're beautiful.
You're hopeless.
You're clever.
You're a bloody moron.
Ahh .. you lose. See, 'bloody' is an adjective, yet 'moron' is a noun.
We weren't playing a game.
Oh? It seemed like one.
Your mind works in mysterious ways.
Indeed it does. Alas, I have written you a poem!
You sound like Dumbledore.
Would you like to read my poem?
I'll pass, thank you.
Too bad--
Roses are red
So is Lily's hair
Her arse looks good
And I think I'll stare
... wow. I'd appreciate if you didn't stare at my arse, James.
You called me James.
Did I? I don't think I did.
The proof is up there. Go ahead and look at it.
I don't recall writing 'James' on the parchment.
Hey, you scribbled it out! That's like ... lying.
No I didn't.
Yes, you did.
Okay, I did. And it was a one-time mistake.
I think I charmed youso muchwith my poem, to the extent of a first-name basis.
I'd hardly consider "so I'm gonna stare at your arse" as something charming, Potter.
Oh really? Then why'd you call me James? I'm suprised you even know that is my name.
I accidentally wrote 'James' instead of 'Potter' .. get a grip. It's not that exciting.
It is to me.
I wonder how excited you'd be if I called you by your full name.
I'd swoon for you, love.
Why do I always write to you?
You can't resist my humor and charm?
No.
So .. no, you can't resist my humor and charm?
I meant -- NO, that isn't correct.
Oh. Would you like to read another poem?
Not really.
Too bad.
Not again ...
You know you love it:
I want to snog you in a room
I want to be your future groom
I want to snog you in a house
I want to see you without a blouse
I want to snog you during class
And I love your perfect, round ... eyes.
...And I want to snog you lots more.
You seem to have an obsession with me and the idea of snogging me. And my arse. The last part doesn't even go with the whole rhythm and rhyming thing.
But I do love your perfect, round.. eyes.
You're so odd.
Are we back to the adjective game? Because I have plenty more.
Be quiet.
I'm not talking.
Why must you always say that?
Why do you always say no when I ask you out?
Because I don't like you.
But you don't hate me.
Hate is a strong word .. I .. dislike you.
Oh well, enough for me.
Why do you have to be so difficult?
Er .. I don't know, actually.
Class is about to end.
All the more reason to share with you one, last poem.
Spare me, please.
You seem to enjoy them.
I DO NOT!!!
Dear Lily,
This isn't really a poem
But I just wanted to tell you
that from the first time I
saw you at the train station,
you took my breath away.
( And then class ended, and all talk of beating Snape (who had ran out as fast as he could, whimpering) had become forgotten. Lily still thought James was an arrogant, bigheaded prat .. butthat was the still the sweetest thing anybody had ever told her .. or at least, written to her.)
.. I felt majorly fluffy today .. it must be something in the air (Valentine's Day Bugs, perhaps?) Ahh .. long time, no update. Again, sorry. But at least I managed to make another chapter, riiight? :-) .. If there is another one-two weeks of no updates, it's because of two weeks of MEAP testings, but I should update by next week.
Thank You's: PhoebeLightning, lt, thepoweroflove, Person who likes your story, snowywintertales, HarrysAnEmoKid, Cherry Chalk ( heh .. if the teachers in our school haven't figured out our trick, they will be soon. everyone does it now. oh, and i know that Lily could've added maybe .. lots .. but I was being lazy. :-p Thanks for reviewing! ), LKTB (Nothing Lily can do will keep James away heh, thank you for adding me to your favorites! :o)
Thanks again for all my lovely reviews! No go review, again .. but no flames, either. :o)