nftp: HIYAS!!! We'reeeeee baaaaaaacccckkk!!! Yes, we are! And with another crazy story to boot!!!

Disclaimer:

NDG: Me And DK don't own Trigun.

DK: That's right!

NDG: What're you so happy about? 0 . "

SUBJECT: About the Penguin Plunge

I hope that you all already know what the Penguin Plunge is. But, if you don't, then we'll tell you now. The Penguin Plunge is a charitable event held in the state of Rhode Island. People go out in the water to swim and surf on January first. They do it every year to raise money for a charitable cause (I forget what is).

SUBJECT: Seasons and Water on Gunsmoke

YES! Pretend that they Do have seasons... and water... and oceans... and so on... and so on.

SUBJECT: About the POVs

When the writing is like this it means that whoever's POV it is is thinking.

Date: December 27

Place: A house in Mei City shared by Vash, Wolfwood, Millie, and Meryl

POV: Wolfwood

Crap. Where's that damn phonebook. "VASH!!! Where's that damn phonebook!!!" I screamed. Damn Needle-Noggin

"Uhhh... Did you check under the kitchen sink?" Vash replied a little nervously from the next room.

"Why in God's name would it be THERE?" I. Am. Gonna. Kill. Him.

"Well, you see... um... Funny story."

"Nevermind. I don't even wanna know."

Wolfwood then walked into the kitchen and, after about ten-fifteen minutes of rummaging around under the sink, finally found the phonebook and looked up the number to the Gung-Ho Gun Complex. Why he was calling them, even HE didn't know.

He could hear the other line ringing. Please don't be Legato... PLEEEEEAAAAASSSEEE don't be Legato!

"Hello! Gung-Ho Gun Complex! Midvalley speaking! Waht'dyo need?" Came an all-too-cheerful voice from the other line.

"Midvalley?!?! You're on phone duty?" I asked incredulously.

"Yep. Domi's sick. Cold-or-somethin'. Well, Nick, what'dyo need?"

"Actually... Recruits for my charitable event." I proudly stated.

Only laughter came from the other end of the line... But then, "YOU?!?! CHARITABLE event? You're the most Uncharitable person on gunsmoke... Next to Knives... And Legato."

"Ummm, yeah. It's for the orphanage."

"Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh. Sorry. Well, then, explain."

"Well, you see... I heard about this thing called the Penguin Plunge. Y'see? I figure if I can recruit some guys to dive in and surf and shit then people will pay to see it in the middle of winter. And besides, then I can send some more money back to the orphanage. So, do you could try to find me some recruits?"

" Yeah... sure... Why not? Hey! Count me in too!"

"Thanks, Middie!"

And with that he hung up to try to call some others.

nftp: Well... kinda short... but it'll get longer! We promise!!!

Until next time... OWARU!